The "Honestly Dude..." Podcast

Our podcast is now legally allowed to drink. In this week's episode, Gabe wants to start juicing, Sam warns the general public about the "Land, Air, and Sea" burger, and we both share the same opinion on green fruit. Sam brings up a phone conspiracy, Gabe wonders what fruit Adam and Eve ate that screwed us all over, and we discover how much of our bodies is made up of water. Gabe wants to rescue o...

The dog days of Summer have arrived. In this week's episode, Sam knows way too much about celebrity relationships, Gabe feels like he's being held captive by the Russians, and once again we ponder a future where we make it to 100 episodes. Gabe gets a new job, Sam comes up with the perfect audio-only podcast material, and we imagine how fish would smoke if they could. Sam discusses his favorite th...

Guess who's back back back, back again. In this week's episode, Sam spruces up the "Honestly Dude" setup, Gabe examines the upside of leaving your weight off your driver's license, and we go over embarrassing headshots. Gabe makes a technological upgrade, Sam thinks his head is changing shapes, and we discuss the hot topic of double dates. Sam is indifferent about the drive-in, Gabe decides on the...

June showers bring Honestly Dude flowers. In this week's episode, Sam catches Gabe off guard, Gabe makes his hair shiny and joins the cast of Grease, and we examine the pros of cold showers. Gabe rips his pants, Sam considers sacrificing his future to purchase a pontoon boat, and we discuss how difficult it has become to trust people in today's relationship structure. Gabe introduces us to the 2-i...

We know you're starved from a lack of episodes, so cleanse your palates with a healthy dose of Honestly Dude. In this week's episode, Gabe presents the pros of a buzzcut but doesn't want one, Sam dries off in a running shower, and we're living life one movie at a time. Sam wants to make a list of some of the most re-watchable films of all time,  Gabe has a unique personal favorite movie night snac...

Hi, it's us again. In this week's episode, Sam gets in his feels about Velveeta, Gabe has a preferred ketchup substitute, and we indulge ourselves in some weird food combinations. Gabe has an explosive secret from his childhood, Sam experiments with fire, and the conversation goes so far off topic that we think we both suffered a stroke. Sam can't remember what type of pickle he likes but he knows...

MID-WEEK EPPY DROP INBOUND. In this week's episode, Gabe wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, Sam gets cancelled by his mom, and chickens are getting slapped. Sam is flustered by Gabe's choice of sleeping position, Gabe scares some kids at summer camp, and we try to figure out where the fluffy things are at. We dive head first into our horrific after hours experience at a local Denny's, talk abo...

Someone save us, we're drowning in our own stupidity. In this week's episode, Sam is surrounded by loud noises, Gabe gives his updated perfect Cheeseburger, and we talk about how we would spend a week off from work. Gabe uncovers some weird inventions, Sam doesn't want to play piano on someone else's khakis, and the perfect way to keep your air pods safe is discovered. Sam doesn't want dogs to be...

Happy weekend one and all, we've got a good one for you hot and ready. In this week's episode, Sam battles a nostalgia addiction, Gabe has a wild work week, and neither of us are willing to keep our doors unlocked. Gabe has a genius perspective on Florida men and gets poetic about the sea, Sam is fascinated by dolphins, and we marvel at Disney themed hotels. Sam doesn't want people being too happy...

WE'RE BACK, making two weeks off feel like an eternity over here. In this week's episode, Sam and Gabe sweat through their Hawaiian shirts, Gabe isn't legally allowed to work in a hot attic, and Sam starts rationing off water. Gabe is caught in a drive-by Nerf ambush, Sam attacks the mail lady, and we both have the urge to fish in illegal bodies of water. Sam gets clotheslined at the pool, Gabe co...

It's just so much to take in we had to split it in two. In the second part of this week's episode, we swan dive a million feet deep into the world of nursery rhymes, Sam feels awful for Little Miss Muffet, and Gabe is quick to diagnose Jack and Jill with head trauma. Gabe makes an astute observation about reading, Sam doesn't know how babies can breathe, and we run out of notes ten minutes in. We...

Welcome back everybody, what we have for you today is a masterpiece in the world of podcasting. In this week's episode, Sam travels the country, Gabe and his midget friend get snowed in up to their waist, and pine trees are falling left and right. Gabe discovers the world's worst bathroom, Sam hates squid, and the dog doesn't know how to stop barking. The boys want to become gas station rewards me...

DOUBLE DIGITS! Fancy seeing you here. In this week's episode Gabe wants a neck pillow, Sam doesn't believe in airplane mode, and the boys try and work out a way for Gabe to get a dog instead of a paycheck. Sam gets sentimental about the monks, Gabe has another weird gas station interaction, and we both get the sniffles. Gabe becomes Andrea Bocelli in the shower, Sam has Mike Tyson thighs, and we m...

It's beautiful outside, the type of weather that only calls for some more podcasting. In this week's episode, Gabe gets snowed in on a nice day, Sam is grossed out by school buses, and the boys give insight into an extremely rare downside to homeschooling. Sam is sick and tired of radio pledge drives, Gabe found the perfect sandwich, and neither of us know how to walk away from a conversation that...

WE MADE IT, episode eight ladies and gentlemen. In this week's episode, Gabe gets replaced, Sam doesn't know what day it is, and the boys aren't sure how they feel about "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Sam wants a space sidekick, Gabe calls out homeschool mom's about their united beef with wizards, and we discuss which fictional world we would like to live in. Sam has more beef with his denti...

Throw some logs on the fire and grab your favorite blanket, it's time to relax to another hour of nonsense. In this week's episode, Gabe has beef with Sam's glasses, Sam has trauma from an eye appointment from ten years ago, and the boys can't decide how long a hug between men should last. Neither of us understand Sam Smith's award show fashion, Gabe wants a fedora, and Sam can't decipher selfies...

Love is in the air this week, just maybe not here. In this episode, the boys talk Valentine's Day, Gabe thinks breakfast in bed could be done any day of the week, and Sam is relieved to know his future wife is out there somewhere...we think. Sam and Gabe dig into "dad-talk", pulling from experiences with their own dads and trying to figure out the type of parents they want to be. Sam is tired of f...

Turn off the big game and tune on in ladies and gentlemen, because this is one you're absolutely not going to want to miss. In this week's episode, Sam and Gabe talk football on Super Bowl Eve, Gabe blindsides Sam with a hard segue, and the boys talk weird fears. Sam complains about Instagram bots, Gabe tries to determine the best place to get a burger and fries, and we try to get to the bottom of...

We've got a pretty good thing going here we're not even gonna lie. In this week's episode, the boys celebrate one month of podcasting. Gabe gives his thoughts on getting a tattoo, Sam is afraid to come out as a deeply closeted gothic guy, and we find a surprising cure for memory loss in old age. Sam meets a few unexpected podcast listeners, Gabe wants a business card, and neither of us can figure...

Dust off the snow folks, we've got a live one here. In this week's episode, Sam loses touch with the world for a week, and Gabe continues his adventures with the monks. We discuss the marvel that is stuffed crust pizza, state our case for why we think New Yorkers might simultaneously be the best and worst drivers in America, and Sam's choice of shorts make Gabe visibly uncomfortable. Gabe can't de...

BACK AT IT, and we're bringing the ENERGY this week! In this episode, Sam and Gabe talk food, food, and more food. Sam attempts to explain a weird snack combination, Gabe estimates how long pizza lasts, and neither can get enough of frozen fruit. Gabe dishes on a terrible dentist appointment, and Sam needs therapy from his past flossing attempts. The boys conduct a fantasy worship draft, where the...

IT'S OUT! This is something that's been in the making for quite a while, and its only going to get better from here. In this episode, Sam and Gabe kick off the "Honestly Dude..." podcast. Sam can't stop taking heat from his doctor, Gabe has a bone to pick with a local bar and grill, and we both forget we're driving while driving. Gabe hangs out with some monks, Sam dishes on the worst part of work...