The Hoely Hour

Why do men get to eat out but we have to do a JOB? Amelia and Liz channel their inner women in STEM and sell their bodies and what's left of their girlboss gatekeeping souls to our lord and savior Daddy Science. Amelia shares some juicy details of a tryst with her former high school bully! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company...

Have you ever been called a shish-kabob (derogatory)? Amelia and Liz talk about their experiences with friendship breakups at every age and give advice to a listener in a long-distance friend dilemma. Liz shares a little known kink on a widely popular TikTok account, and Amelia shares listener's dirty little secrets...  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by...

IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE! Liz and Amelia talk about what they've learned, what has changed, and ask Mr. Liz questions submitted by listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia hosts alone this week while Liz is taking some much needed R&R. I had the honor of interviewing content creator slash internet boyfriend slash OnlyFans GOD Brendon Queue to answer some questions that you Angels submitted in about the adult entertainment industry. Brendon opens up about telling his family that he's a sex worker, what it's like to be in a relationship in this industry, and so...

Kinky binkies, cherry mountains, nerts... It's the episode all about nipples! Liz and Amelia share interesting facts and even a few nipple stories of their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia gets confrontational with creeps and Liz shares how a tiny dishwasher cured her depression. A bridezilla doesn't know what time brunch should be and the girls read some listener tea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Babe, wake up, a new mental illness just dropped! Liz and Amelia discuss "retroactive jealousy disorder." Amelia brings a surprise show and tell from the depths of her closet, and shares probably the most shocking unheard story literally AFTER the sex fact of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

Netflix finally invents sex! What tattoos do you think are red flags? Hint: It's definitely realistic lions. Amelia learns what a "snow job" is, and a listener asks what to do with her hair during sex (shave it all off, obviously). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection...

Welcome to Amelia's poetry slam! The ladies talk about kindness after breakups when it no longer matters, followed by Incel Pickup Line reenactments! Also, if you need a new period tracking app, a listener recommends Stardust. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and u...

The first half of this episode is dedicated to sharing information about abortion resources. And! An iconic AITA post explains how a college girlie accidentally unionized the hoes and caused the Chads to throw a fit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of pers...

Welcome to Hot Trash Summer! Liz and Amelia discuss the questionable concept of "vabbing" and how to accurately conduct a scientific study. Let's talk about the d-word. No not dick, the other scary d-word: depression. Plus Liz gets high and does a mad lib with Amelia, as a treat (for Liz, mostly). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz...

Is he cheating, or is she just a normal person that needs a ride home from work? Liz and Amelia get deep about if forgiveness after cheating is truly possible, rank their icks, and one listener shares a Historical sex toy story... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

It's our 2nd birthday! We're in our terrible two's now! This special episode, Liz and Amelia play a game of Truth or Drink... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You've heard of Build-A-Bear but now you can build your man! The girls talk about swallowing like a Catholic (on Christmas and Easter), sex magick for the manifestation girlies, and struggling with a brain in retrograde (aka depression). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our colle...

Some (weird) moms get jealous of their son's partner because she sees her as "the other woman." Have these moms considered being normal? Let's find out! We have a message for the newly single folks: hot girl summer is coming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and us...

While Amelia is power-suiting it up at a wedding this week, Liz invites meditation teacher and inner work guide, Ariel June to share how to navigate and start conscious partnerships in your romantic and personal life. Follow us! TikTok/Instagram/Twitter: @thehoelyhour Ariel June: TikTok: @arielhereandnow Instagram: doyouhave.space Podcast: Do You Have Space Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Is it important to impress the parents? Research says yes, but Liz's exes say no. Sit back, get your favorite phalic-shaped snack, and learn all about the Omegaverse with us, followed by Softboi Sparknotes: where we condense the ramblings of angry men in the comments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

LIVE from the Handmaid's Tale, IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS! First of all, we'd like to publicly apologize to The Baja Men. In another dimension, Amelia had a foursome with a Seahawks player, and Liz channels Kali Uches because don't come for her unless she sent for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com...

All aboard the hot mess express! This week's episode was recorded remotely since Liz got a visit from Miss Rona herself. Men will literally break their femurs to be 2 inches taller than go to therapy. Amelia combines every animal sex fact, and Liz gives a history lesson on vibrators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

What would you do for free rent? Because we have an offer for you, but it involves the worst roommate ever. Let's discuss the sex doll mommy/man child baby dichotomy. A listener writes in about their struggles with intimacy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use...

When you want something between celibacy and a hoe phase, it's called "getting your wiggles out." Amelia shares some dating life updates, and a listener shares a sex story straight out of National Geographic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal dat...

The month of April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. This week’s episode may be triggering for some listeners. We talk about statistics around sexual assault and conversations about consent. Like last year, we are selling Consent is My Kink merch and donating 100% of the profits to RAINN. CIMK Merch: https://thehoelyhour.com/collections/consent-is-my-kink Support survivors: https://www.rainn.org...

We invented a new game: Hot or Ick? The game where you debate if something is attractive or cringe! Have you heard of semen retention? According to Chad Thunderc*ck, you'll get superpowers (but your ego may remain delicate). It's a terrible day to be a chronic ejaculator, After our Sex Fact of the Week, you'll leave this episode wondering: "What the f*ck even IS a kangaroo?"  Learn more about your...

Is Usher good at sex? Amelia has the answer! Liz and Amelia share a very special voicemail from a self-proclaimed "total catch" (who is apparently in jail now?) HOW IS HE SINGLE?! Why is everyone obsessed with your uterus? If someone is gonna be in there, they better pay rent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ads...

Was Kim Kardashian coming out as a fascist on your 2022 bingo card? The girls let Kim know how much a stay-at-home parent is worth. Have you heard the term "pushing rope"? Hint: it is not the same as pushing P (which we still don't know what that means). Liz shares the linguistic history of how misogyny has developed in language over time and why women's sexual independence is treated like a taboo...