The Hoely Hour

IT'S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Amelia and Liz re-listen to their very first episode and reflect on what still rings true and what makes them cringe. Turns out you can change a lot in four years, but one thing that stays the same is Liz will publicly challenge any man from Amelia's childhood to a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz c...

What is the mathematical value of a high value man? Because the math ain't mathing. If Diet Pepsi is girlhood then womanhood is moving to Colorado during a quarterlife crisis. Is it worse to be a self-aware f-boy or an unaware f-boy? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collectio...

Amelia gets to put her favorite pasttime of making everything into a pun to good use in this week’s game “Hard Dick or Just a Trick?”, where Liz tries to guess which names are actually gas station dick pills. Are Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan Hard Dick or PR relationship? Is it Tonya or Liz’s brother? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast,...

Some things are just offensive, you know? Liz and Amelia discuss whether or not certain situations are a joke or if people are trying to catch that smoke. Did you know that your girlies are syncing up with your period because they can smell you? Women are just really sexy sharks, if you think about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an Ad...

Everyone's favorite GigaChad, Mr. Liz, fills in for Amelia this week. Liz and Mr. Liz tell each other their least favorite things about each other, their biggest red flags, and what they think of The Cheesecake Factory (the foundations of every successful relationship). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.co...

Leave Ballerina Farm ALONE! Or free Ballerina Farm? Idk but it's probably not that serious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This is an official PSA to authors to stop writing sex scenes like y’all do. We discuss Mercury messing with everyone’s lives, the “backroom casting couch”phenomenon, and that little green bish named jealousy. Men, did you know it’s okay to trust your gut? You heard it here first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm...

Welcome back to another episode of two ladies talking about whatever they want and sometimes sex and dating. The Year Of The Girl is in full swing and the weirdos are mad. Might as well face it, you're addicted to rebound relationships! I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this, but you need to break the rebound cycle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by S...

All the cool kids are getting covid! Liz has a weed/Nyquil/My Big Fat Greek Wedding-assisted realization about what her life motivtors have been. We discuss Trump’s (set up? inside job?) assassination attempt, the Cody and Tana situation, and we read a two emails from y’all (one of which made Amelia fully sob). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simpleca...

Gather round, children, and listen to the tale of the Delta Lounge Leech. You're gonna be mad when you hear what's been found in tampons. New fear unlocked: orgasming while you get your IUD removed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adve...

This episode was powered by AI and d*ck (literally and metaphorically). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Amelia is lucky enough to co-host with Chesko (AKA The Speech Prof) this week. Did you know that it’s basically impossible to determine who said a quote between Dwight Schrute, a Podcast Alpha Male or Chat GPT? They also discuss grifters, internet fame, and navigating discovering their neurodiversities later in life.  Be sure to check out Chesko’s podcast Mr. Pick Me & the Man Hater wherever you l...

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife? We discuss the phenomenon of men pretending(?) to hate their wives (with a special drop-in contribution from Mr. Liz), and how nothing is as it seems in internet relationships. Also, it turns out we’re both big fans of productive arguments. Who would have thunk?* *Everyone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast...

Do you have a running list of baby names and pet names in your phone or are you boring? Everything has a sexual orientation, even if it's an inanimate object. And Liz retells the entire plot of Top Gun 2, which is for sure what you all wanted to hear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information a...

The title of this episode might as well be the name of the whole podcast. Amelia has the novel Coronavirus, we have a very long discussion about Costco hot dogs, Liz rescued a drunk (potential NPC?) girl at the Avril Lavigne concert which somehow leads to a discussion about fully conscious babies, and Liz introduces us to the concept of “moral injury”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

What's better than befriending the wives and girlfriends of your boyfriend's friends? Learn what you hate about yourself based on which Girls character you hate the most! Plus, Liz and Amelia invent new dating apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of perso...

We have all dated the Four Horsemen of Your Twenties, unfortunately. But we're all better for it. Liz and Amelia discuss Taylor Swift (and...disagree about something?!), and being in defense of being sad over a short-term fling. Liz also makes Amelia aware of the Bumble ad drama, which is...woof. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz...

Bonobos are so women in STEM if u really think about it. What's it called if you and a friend have done the deed on the same bed at different times? Amelia shares a horror story about a relationship. It's so bad you'll be asking yourself if it was the plot of a 90's romcom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswiz...

Rights don’t grow on trees, so we discuss a foolproof solution. Liz has some super exciting news, Amelia talks about the trauma of civic duty, and we discuss the complicated dance of freezing your eggs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for...

Have you ever been Elle Woods'd? (When your ex gets engaged to someone else after blindsiding you.) Or worse, have you ever been Hey Girlie'd? Old people are flooding kinky dating apps like Feeld, and a fertility clinic in California is being sued for being dumb as hell. All this and more information you never asked for, on The Hoely Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

Amelia went to Coachella this past weekend and is prepared to make it her entire personality for the next month. Olivia Rodrigo’s bonus track “obsessed” leads us into a conversation about the phenomenon of becoming obsessed with your partners’ exes. We also discuss the pain of watching your friends get back into toxic relationships. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

Liz thinks she's an influencer and goes into detail about her incredibly extra shower routine. Amelia shares a "not surprised but still disappointed" Breaking Boobs update. We read an email from a stellar listener and learn about FLR's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collec...

You read that right, folks. Not only do we hear about Amelia’s first exposure to a penis being a one-balled wonder; we dissect the existence of MDK, a “man camp” that beats the vulnerability out of you. This discussion is more of a tragedy than a comedy, and we’d love to hear your thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz compan...

AI is everywhere, and it's coming for your job, even if you're a dominatrix! Liz and Amelia also talk about "Quiet on Set" and the horrific abuse former child actors shared in the HBO docuseries. Please listen with care! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of...

While Liz is on vacation with Mr. Liz, Amelia has roped Frank into cohosting a mini-sode! Through the horrible microphone quality (Amelia is technologically useless without Liz), Frank answers a few of your burning questions and discusses the apex of American Television, Vanderpump Rules. We also read an “Am I The Asshole” from a woman with a piece of shit husband. Learn more about your ad choices...