The Heavy Good Podcast
The Heavy Good Podcast
Three Glaswegian mates — Mark Dallas, The Wee Man, and Roy Bryson dive headfirst into the best (and strangest) parts of pop culture, horror, comedy, wrestling, retro movies, and whatever madness Scotland throws at them each week. It’s unfiltered chat, sharp humour, and the kind of chaotic storytelling you only get when lifelong pals sit down and let the conversation go off the rails in the best possible way. Tune in for an hour (or more) of honest friendship, offbeat stories, and genuine Scottish humour — it’s heavy on laughs, but very good for the soul! Made in Glasgow.
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Jul 4, 2026
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Episodes
Would You Watch a Film in a Bed? | Scotland's World Cup | Final Jackass | The Heavy Good Podcast #52 04.07.2026 54:12
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, we discuss Scotland's performance in the World Cup, the final Jackass movie, and Dallas gives a review of his experience trying one of the Omniplex cinemas beds. Football chat, viral stories, questionable cinema ideas and the usual unfiltered Scottish patter. Join us LIVE at Balckfriars Basement on October 4th! Grab your tickets NOW at https://www.ski...
Can Scotland Win the World Cup?! | Tom Cruise, Trump & Sitcom Glory | The Heavy Good Podcast #51 13.06.2026 1:13:47
The World Cup is underway, and naturally we've got opinions. In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpeice and Roy discuss Scotland's chances as the tournament kicks off, look at some of the stranger stories doing the rounds involving Donald Trump and Tom Cruise, and finally bring our search for the greatest sitcom supporting character of al...
World Cup USA '94 | Sitcom Tournament Round of 16 | The Heavy Good Podcast #50 31.05.2026 54:41
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas and Roy Bryson look back at the 1994 FIFA World Cup opening ceremony, discuss being out of touch with music now and chat about the Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show. We also wrap up the Round of 16 in our ongoing battle to crown the greatest sitcom supporting character of all time! #TheHeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #WorldCup94 #USA94 #WorldCu...
Eurovision 2026 | Ric Flair Cameos | Sitcom Tournament Continues! | The Heavy Good Podcast #49 23.05.2026 1:06:03
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson dive into the latest Eurovision Song Contest, discuss Ric Flair cameos & wild claims, look back at the career of Lenny Henry, and react to the recent news surrounding Ted Turner. We also kick off the Round of 16 in our ongoing tournament to find the greatest sitcom supporting character...
Worst Celebrity Mugshots Ever?! | David Hasselhoff | The Heavy Good Podcast #48 09.05.2026 1:20:09
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson react to the worst celebrity mugshots ever, discuss the legend that is David Hasselhoff, and finally wrap up the opening round of the battle to crown the greatest sitcom supporting character of all time! 👉 New episodes every week 👉 Subscribe for more #TheHeavyGoodPodcast #ComedyPodcast #...
Worst Waxworks Ever! | Hulk Hogan Documentary | Michael Jackson | The Heavy Good Podcast #47 02.05.2026 1:17:56
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil 'The Wee Man' Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson react to the worst wax figures ever made, with his new movie dropping we also discuss the life and times of Michael Jackson, Hulk Hogans new Netflix documentary and continue the battle to crown the greatest sitcom side character of all time! 👉 New episodes every week 👉 Subscribe for more...
Tiger Woods Out His Bin | WrestleMania 42 | Sitcom Showdown Continues! | Heavy Good Podcast #46 18.04.2026 1:31:18
On this weeks show we get into the madness around Tiger Woods latest arrested, chat about WrestleMania 42 and Donald Trump being off his rocker. Plus — the tournament rolls on to crown the greatest sitcom supporting character of all time! 👉 New episodes every week 👉 Subscribe for more #HeavyGoodPodcast #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TigerWoods #WrestleMania42 #Donald...
The Digger | Early ICW Memories | Sitcom Showdown Begins! | Heavy Good Podcast #45 12.04.2026 1:22:15
On this week's podcast we dive into the notorious Digger Magazine, Roy explains his (one-sided) beef with Richard Gadd, and we relive the wild early days of ICW (Insane Championship Wrestling). Plus — the tournament kicks off to crown the greatest sitcom supporting character of all time. 👉 New episodes every week 👉 Subscribe for more #HeavyGoodPodcast #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #Comedy...
Worst Person to Sit Next to on a Long Haul Flight?! ✈️ | New Game Revealed | Heavy Good Podcast #44 04.04.2026 1:03:28
On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive into one of life’s biggest nightmares — who is the worst person to be stuck next to on a long haul flight? Roy also introduces a brand new game that we’ll be playing over the next few episodes! 👉 New episodes every week 👉 Subscribe for more heavy goodness #HeavyGoodPodcast #ScottishPodcast #GlasgowPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #...
1 Year Anniversary! | Old Glasgow Faces, Has Roy Been Erased From Spiderman?| Heavy Good Podcast #43 28.03.2026 52:30
The Heavy Good Podcast celebrates being a year old! This week, we dive into the lived-in faces of old Glasgow (coupins). Roy is convinced he’s somehow been cut from the new Spider-Man film. We also talk about the Welcome to G-Town film premiere and a lot more. Expect the usual mix of Glasgow stories, Scottish humour, random tangents, pop culture chat, and unfiltered nonsense that’s got us through...
Honky Tonk Man vs A Badger?! | The Deadliest UK Animals Explained | The Heavy Good Podcast #42 07.03.2026 51:07
What are the deadliest animals in the UK, and which ones could actually cause serious damage? In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Neil “The Wee Man” Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson dive into some of the most surprising and dangerous animals you’ll find across Britain — from creatures people underestimate to the ones you definitely don’t want to run into in the wild. The conversation...
Dallas Is Back From India! | Vince Crashes Car | Johnny Davidson | The Heavy Good Podcast #41 28.02.2026 57:54
Three weeks away… and the Western world completely lost its mind! In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas is back from India and gets brought up to speed by Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpeice and Roy Bryson on everything that’s happened while he’s been off-grid. From bizarre headlines to internet conspiracies and unexpected celebrity moments, absolutely nothing is normal. We cover the l...
The Best & Worst Decades Ever (1950s–2020s) | The Heavy Good Podcast #40 21.02.2026 48:25
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “The Wee Man” Bratchpeice dive into a full-on decade debate — ranking the best and worst eras from the 1950s right up to today. From pop culture highs to cultural chaos, iconic moments to questionable trends, we break down what made each decade legendary… or a complete disaster. Music. TV. Wrestling. Fashion. World events....
Throbbing Out! | Worst Dates | 90s TV stars | The Heavy Good Podcast #39 07.02.2026 46:47
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpeice swap horror stories about the worst dates they’ve ever been on, speculate wildly about what fallen 90s TV stars might do for money, and discuss George Galloway absolutely throbbing out. From dating nightmares to celebrity downfalls and things you can’t unsee, this episode is bad decisions, awkward...
Best Royal Rumble Ever! | Roy's Goth Phase | Fear of Flying | The Heavy Good Podcast #38 31.01.2026 1:00:39
⚠️ Quick heads-up: there’s a slight audio issue in this episode. We’ve fixed it as best we could, and everything will be back to normal next week. What’s the greatest Royal Rumble of all time — and who’s the worst winner ever? In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast the lads argue their picks for the best Royal Rumble ever and decide the worst Rumble winner, we expose Roy’s goth phase, and unpac...
Worst Brand Names Ever! | Roy Auditions For Tunnock's | Best Kebab | The Heavy Good Podcast #37 23.01.2026 53:45
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy Bryson and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpiece tear into the worst brand names ever, react to Roy’s audition tape for a Tunnock’s advert, and relive the moment Best Kebab nearly ended Dallas’ life. From brutal branding fails to dodgy takeaway decisions, this episode is packed with bad ideas, worse judgment, and meals that legally qualify as at...
New Years Resolutions | Worst Wrestling Gimmicks Ever! | The Heavy Good Podcast #36 17.01.2026 1:02:23
In this episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, Mark Dallas, Roy and Neil “the Wee Man” Bratchpiece come up with some New Year’s resolutions, absolutely bury the worst wrestling gimmicks of all time, and somehow end up discussing the world’s biggest poo. A strong start to 2026! If you’re into pro wrestling, dark humour, Scottish patter, and conversations that spiral wildly out of control — you’re in th...
The Greatest Christmas Of All Time? | Best Year For Xmas Toys? | The Heavy Good Podcast #35 19.12.2025 1:11:15
On this week’s Heavy Good Podcast – The Christmas Special & Final Episode of the Year 🎄 Mark Dallas, The Wee Man and Roy Bryson wrap up the year in festive fashion with a nostalgia-packed Christmas special, as they dive into the best-selling Christmas toys from every year from the 1970s through to the 2000s! From Star Wars figures, Action Man and Scalextric, to Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja...
Where's The Beef? | World Cup 2026 Draw Reaction | The Heavy Good Podcast #34 12.12.2025 51:13
On this weeks episode - Mark Dallas and The Wee Man on their recent Clan Wrestling spat! - The ludicrous World Cup Draw with Donald Trump. - Neil and Roy take a trip down memory lane, sharing their childhood dreams of being musicians. - We’ve got more hilarious lookalikes- Steve Austin’s worst-ever Stone Cold Stunnersand - The Life and Times of Clara Peller - Finally we ask “Where’s the beef?” Lau...
Scottish World Records | World Cup 94 | Eurovision | The Heavy Good Podcast #33 05.12.2025 47:08
On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive headfirst into Scottish World Records — from the impressive to the downright questionable — and debate which ones we could actually attempt. We then take a nostalgic, chaotic detour to World Cup ’94 and the glorious era of American soccer in the 90s when nobody in the States had a clue what offside meant. Things only escalate from the...
Scotland Are Going To The World Cup! | Doppelgängers | The Heavy Good Podcast #32 28.11.2025 52:05
On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads discuss Scotland qualifying for the World Cup and what that actually means for the nation’s hopes, dreams, and drinking habits. We also dive into the slightly unsettling world of doppelgangers, debate who looks like who (and who definitely doesn’t), and then take a sharp left turn into global politics as we chat about Namibia’s new leader...
What Does God Look Like? | Ed Gein's Mental Health | The Heavy Good Podcast #31 w/ Roy Bryson, Joshua James & Mark Dallas 20.11.2025 1:00:38
On this week’s episode of The Heavy Good Podcast, the lads dive into absolute madness: what really was in the mysterious box Roy brought to the Halloween episode, what it would actually mean to be Jesus’ stepdad, the wild psychology and mental health of Ed Gein, the strange world of superstitions, and a nostalgic detour into The Spice Girls and early-2000s pop culture. We also take aim at Simon Co...
Artificial Reality | Will AI Destroy Humanity? | Heavy Good Podcast #30 w/ Roy Bryson & Mark Dallas 12.11.2025 48:59
On this week's episode the lads discuss Noel Edmonds, starting a band and if Artificial Intelligence will destroy humanity! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth. Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #noeledmonds #artificialintelligence #scottish #ai #scotland #eurovision #...
The Wicker Man | Halloween Horror | Heavy Good Podcast #29 w/ The Wee Man, Roy Bryson & Mark Dallas 31.10.2025 1:20:25
On this week's Halloween episode we talk about Roy's evil dentist, Glasghost, The Word and as its Halloween season we also review folk horror movie, The Wicker Man (original & remake) then crown the winner of the Heavy Good Halloween Movie of 2025! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth. Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygo...
Martyrs & The Death of MTV | Halloween Horror | Heavy Good Podcast #28 w/ Roy Bryson & Mark Dallas 24.10.2025 1:11:28
On this week's episode we talk about the death of MTV, retro gaming, the absolute STATE of Rick Astley and as its Halloween season we also review the horrific horror movie, Martyrs! If you enjoy the episode please like, comment, subscribe, spread the word and so forth. Follow us on social media:www.instagram.com/heavygoodpodcastwww.tiktok.com/@heavygoodpodcast #comedy #glasgow #horror #horrorm...
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