The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

Back in action! We celebrated every stoner's favorite holiday, heard about a smash and grab with a twist, Amazon drones may want to reconsider their current policies, and Spirit Airlines has declared bankruptcy again. Seeing as it's 4/20, there's a new food delivery service you may wanna use, and we hit the phones to have some fun playing the "Florida Man Challenge!"  See omnystudio.com/liste...

Happy Friday! Today we heard what dentists recommend as far as brushing before or after coffee, some pilots have been reprimanded by the FAA for their cockpit radio antics, and a grandma was thought dead only to be found gaming! A lot of people are turning to AI to diagnosis their health woes, we paid one last tribute to the least interesting man in the world, and hit the phones to hear what your...

Today we heard a rather creative excuse for speeding from a Florida woman, scientists are saying human pee can be used as fertilizer, a lazy beaver has been driving a store crazy, and DoorDash Silver may be the next side hustle for any seniors out there! We paid tribute to the least interesting men out there once again, and hit the phones to hear the thing you LEAST expected about adulthood! ...

Today is the big deadline for taxes, we discovered the king of beers across the pond, there's a new cereal on the market whose main ingredient is meat, and an Icelandic pilot celebrated his final day in the cockpit in a rather extreme way! TikTokkers have gotten a taste for mini clay pots, and we hit the phones to debate the most contentious pronunciations in the English language!  See omnyst...

Today was a first, hearing the National Anthem whistled at a ballgame. Some guy has been treating his parrot like a fish, the Rock Hall inductees were announced, and the crunch is on for Tax Day tomorrow! We found an interesting dating survey, and despite normally getting listener email with problems to solve, today it was a voicemail !  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave was grumpy about Rory winning The Masters again, but at least there was plenty of comedy relief. We got the audio from that neighbor brawl involving the star of Reacher, cowboys are going digital, and it's National Scrabble Day! The Stones just released new music under their alias, and we talked a poor guy at a Tampa Bay Rays game that pants'd himself going after a foul ball!  See omnyst...

Happy Friday! Today we talked about a baseball game that was more of a hot dog festival, Dave gave his take on Round 1 at The Masters, and we added another reason not to fly to our list! Some people believe the Artemis II mission is a hoax, perhaps the grossest date ever just happened in Greece, and if you're headed to Coachella, we have a survival kit you may be interested in!  See omnystudi...

It's the start of The Masters! And someone just pranked Augusta National Golf Club. A news reporter had a live report from a seafood place go wrong, a California man thought he found a way to beat high gas prices, and rubbing sugar on your butt is gaining popularity thanks to TikTok! Some woman gave birth at a hockey game, and we all dreamt up what we'd serve on our Masters menu had we won the gol...

Hump Day! If you're a Lakers fan, it's been a rough week. If you're a golf fan, it's the best week! We discovered why the car in front of you at the drive-thru takes forever, we got a taste of Sebastian Bach fronting Twisted Sister, and those parents who allowed their toddler to sneak into the Hershey zoo wolf pen just got charged! Joey Chestnut went up against four Tampa Bay Bucs lineman in a cak...

Well Michigan won it all in the NCAA basketball tourney, Dave is hoping to win it all with his Masters bets, and the Statue of Liberty is getting harder to see! Some guy in the UK has been serenading his apartment building in a unique way, we celebrated National Beer Day, and shared our childhood punishments!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave is in all his glory this week as the 90th Masters golf tournament approaches, there's been more problems with Waymo autonomous cars, some Irishman wants to own the first bar on the moon, and Easter injuries are on the rise! There's now a handbag for (extremely rich) dinosaur lovers, and we hit the phones to hear about gifts that you never got to using!  See omnystudio.com/l...

Good Friday! We had a lot of fun, heading into Easter break with more fallout from Tiger Woods' latest car crash to a prank Wolfgang Van Halen played on his audience this week. The Artemis II crew had a problem with their toilet, Kristi Noem's husband (and his boobs) have been unavoidable this week, and there's some rather odd Easter bunnies hopping around lately. We also hit the phones to hear th...

Today we learned that "rock, paper, scissors" is a really big deal in Japan, there's a new app that provides a lawyer if you get pulled over by police, we ran down the list of the best corporate pranks for April Fools' Day, the largest cruise ship ever sets off on its maiden voyage today, and we hit the phones to hear your opinion on what technology has ruined!  See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Hump Day! The Tiger Woods saga continues, as cops confirmed what we were all thinking. There's a new piece of Mets merch that the Sopranos would love, a Florida man turned into a literal coke head, and the star of Reacher is back in the news again showing his softer side! With gas prices spiking, people are once again siphoning it. If you fall for any April Fools pranks today, there's a way to rec...

We put Dave to the test with isolated drum tracks today, but can't post licensed music on the pod so you're getting a shorty today! Tiger Woods is actually profiting from his latest DUI, some guy found a genius way to prank McDonald's, Will Ferrell was on a podcast and left the host speechless with his parenting style, and there's a new side hustle out there for people taking advantage of airport...

We're back, and the Final Four is set in college basketball! There's a new way to make your computer sound horny, a robot in Chicago failed spectacularly, and Tiger Woods' history repeated itself in a most embarrassing way. Cocaine-fueled sharks are swimming in the Caribbean, and we had one heated debate today over the proper way to mount toilet paper!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Happy Fryday! The major league baseball season kicked off yesterday and there were some lowlights off the field. Nickelback teamed up with rapper Megan Thee Stallion on Cheetos behalf, there's a quicksand warning out west, and if you own an Airbnb - BEWARE! We crowned our "Asshat of the Week," and in lieu of Five Guys doing away with their french fry cups, we hit the phones to survey the best and...

It's Opening Day in the MLB, the Sweet Sixteen begins in the NCAA basketball tournament, and some dude just got arrested for the 98th time! Natty Light wants you to have a better lawn, some baggage handler wants every guitarist to cry, and we tried to solve another listener problem!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had a fun show today! Dave is contemplating attempting the "9-9-9 Challenge" come baseball season, the musician Afroman is a free man after a lawsuit brought against him by the cops, and drugs were found in a Barbie! The internet's favorite monkey, Punch, apparently has a girlfriend now. And we hit the phones to tackle the BIG question the internet has been pondering the past week: who comes fi...

We had a lot of wacky crime stories today - everything from a former 1st round NFL draft pick shoplifting to a quadruple amputee who allegedly shot someone in his car while driving! Spring Breakers may want to think twice about twerking, a pack of dogs in China have gone mega-viral, and we hit the phones to share our worst dreams about work!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Back at full strength! Rick returned, and Dave's bracket is officially busted. That Justin Timberlake DUI from a couple years back just had the bodycam footage released, some seniors are taking their happy hour desires to Congress, and a talking pig is making headlines. A Dominos franchisee has declared bankruptcy and we honored the memory of Chuck Norris in memes!  See omnystudio.com/listene...

Happy Friday! It was about time a Florida Man made it on the air this week, a great clip resurfaced of Deep Purple's Ritchie Blackmore trolling a hapless reporter from the BBC, some guy's parrot moonlights as David Lee Roth, and the upcoming season of The Bachelorette has been canceled! And since Rick was still out, Dave went unconventional and opened the phones and text line for any questions on...

It's our second hangover of the week. First it was St. Paddy's Day, now a brutal Lehigh basketball loss in the NCAA Tournament. But we made the best of it, on National Let's Laugh Day! A dog became an urban legend in rural Alabama, some grandpa failed at a Taco Bell prank, and we discovered the wonderful origin of the Nokia ringtone from back in the day! Plus, we hit the phones to hear who your fi...

It's National Hangover Day for those who partook in St. Paddy's Day a little too hard, and now the dawn of every basketball fan's favorite time of year - the NCAA tournament starts tonight with our very own Lehigh! And there's a new service for struggling basketball widows out there. A massive meteor crashed into Ohio yesterday, there's a clever thing to do with your St. Paddy's leftovers, a teach...

Happy St. Paddy's Day! Rick is out getting testing done in Philly, so Dave did all the celebrating and started things off with a bear who crashed a news report about him! You can still call into QVC shows and one woman did so unabashedly. Taco Tuesday didn't go as planned for one woman, we celebrated the Irish holiday and shared some dad jokes to boot, and went over the winners from this weekend's...