The Hawk Morning Rave Podcast

It was a very music-heavy show today, topic-wise, but we started off in Florida where a thief broke into a store to steal Pokemon cards with a chainsaw! A couple musicians without instruments showed off their skills in a parking garage, we celebrated National Burger Day with some awful dad jokes, discovered a family that harmonizes at the pump, and traded theories on why modern music is so soulles...

Midweek already, and we started with a semi-explanation for Rick's most recent absence from the show. Turns out soccer hooligans can be useful, a grandpa failed at ordering from Taco Bell, a TikTokker was super excited about her theory on why we experience deja vu, and be careful you don't leave mayo on your roof (it could get a lot of attention)! RFK Jr. posted a wild video of himself wrangling s...

Back from our 3-day weekend, and kicked things off with the world's most confusing order at a McDonald's drive-thru. Tipping has jumped the shark so hard, now self-service kiosks are expecting them. Hooters is going through a rebrand, we recapped Memorial Day weekend as if it was a sports broadcast, and hit the phones to hear about the worst tattoos out there!  See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Happy Friday! Today Dave paid respects to the winningest driver in NASCAR who suddenly passed away, he found some dude online who wants nothing to do with Memorial Day parties, another guy did a great set of speed impressions of celebrities grilling, and Dave even tacked on a Rick impression! If you're a parent right now, the end of the school year probably has you frazzled, and in honor of King C...

It was a solo show today with Dave behind the mic, and things started off in a city council meeting with Flava Flav! "Tarps off" is the new trend in major league baseball. Temu is now selling meats, there's some value destinations for this weekend if gas is too expensive for a road trip, Dave's got a fancy date night tonight at the FREDDY Awards, and we got another listener voice text!  See o...

Hump Day! And we started off with a new record set by the man who attempts one every week. We met the "Lawn Queen," heard about a delivery of pool noodles that was shocking, some poor baby was birthed in court as his mother was in handcuffs, and if gas prices are getting too hard to handle we may have a solution. Plus, a new Billy Joel biopic is in the works and he's not happy about it, and we hit...

It's that timer of year that commencement speeches start going viral, a dog discovered a knack for playing a certain kind of piano, Rick almost fell for a fake video about a crazed HOA president, it's Barber Mental Health Awareness Day, and we hit the phones to finish the sentence, "You know you've been married a while when ___________?" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back to work! Dave recapped the PGA Championship which just wrapped up in Philly, there was a very hyped MMA fight that didn't last long, WayMo cars are going haywire again, male cleavage is getting popular in the fashion world, and if you're a struggling graduate there's a new medication that may help! Plus, with the end of school approaching we hit the phones to hear your best school pranks!&nbs...

Happy Friday! Today we listened to the underwhelming announcement of the Eagles schedule, we found a rather bold husband who is playing with fire, we learned a lot about horses and a strange connection between Joe Pesci and Jimi Hendrix, and even got sent a song from a listener! And, we posed the question: if you were to move away from the area, what food would you miss the most?!  See omnyst...

Thirsty Thursday on the show and today we heard about women's flip-flop frustration with men. Some Florida woman stole a Red Bull truck! CBS may need to hire a new cameraman, it's National Dog Bonding Day, the hottest debate in the country right now is whether data centers should be built in cities, and we found out Patti has gotten multiple tickets from police in the SAME DAY. Have you??  Se...

Dave was back from the grounds of the PGA Championship outside of Philly and gave a full report! Some school burglars stole some rather strange items in Florida, we discovered what "car ranch" is, we have a song to dispel any panic over hantavirus, some woman just set the record for winnings on The Price Is Right, and we got another listener voicemail in need of advice!  See omnystudio.com/li...

Back at it, after a weekend where Rick was in hiccup hell. So we used the power of radio to get the best cures! The person you least expected sang the National Anthem at a minor league baseball game, Pokemon products are getting ridiculous, and thieves are going to new lengths to steal gas from cars. Plus, we talked the recently released UFO files from the government that we're not all that wowwed...

Happy Friday! Today we talked about fights breaking out between gators in Florida homes, and the big one coming up on the White House lawn. A man is suing a body donation company for what they did to his mom, donkey basketball is back as a fundraiser, Guns N Roses is covering a song we did not see coming, and we hit the phones to hear you describe your marriage in just 4 words!  See omnystudi...

This morning we learned what "dry humping" is in baseball, a drunkard ruined a surprise party, a Karen attacked a Corvette, Philly has a new legend thanks to a local news interview, and it's National Nurses Week so we hit the phones to hear your craziest nursing stories!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rick returned this morning and the boys told the story of "paying it forward" mixed with revenge, there's new Barbie stamps coming to the post office, it's International No Diet Day, and also Cinco de Seis! There's some rather odd mixes of bands from the 80s touring together this summer, and we hit the phones to hear about the shortest-lived marriages you know of!  See omnystudio.com/listener...

Rick conveniently took off for Cinco de Mayo, so Dave held down the (Mexican) fort and featured a very dumb friend, assimilated a very confused British woman in the States, shared Matthew McConaughey's margarita recipe, and even got Barry Manilow in the mix of celebration! Speaking of which, it's a holiday for teachers as well, and Mother's Day is approaching so it was time to share stories about...

Back in action on a Monday, and we reacted to a rather wild Kentucky Derby! Florida alligators are wreaking havoc on the highways, David Lee Roth is covering a very odd song lately, and May the 4th be with you! Spirit Airlines is no more, and Dave's been suffering from sticker shock at restaurants lately so we went to the phones to find out the most reasonable places to take your family to eat the...

It was a "Free-for-all Friday" and most of the show was turned over to the audience request line, but we did have time to hear Dave's Kentucky Derby picks! A farmer went to extreme measures after his rooster fell in a lake, 97-year-old Jeopardy announcer Johnny Gilbert recited pop songs, the world's biggest nut got our attention, and we discovered perhaps the most devious revenge a wife has ever g...

Rick returned! And today we found out "butt cramps" are plaguing big leagers, "fecesing" is a problem in Florida, and people really fell for sharks in the Great Lakes. There was a stampede of stranded passengers on a tarmac in France, "fart salads" are trending on TikTok, and apparently King Charles is related to President Trump?! So we hit the phones to hear what famous people YOU are related to!...

Rick's still out, so Dave cohosted with a bunch of animals today (story-wise). Some woman swarmed cops with bees while being evicted, a seagull screeching competition just took place, and a T-Rex caught on fire in Kansas! A TikTokker went over the most cringe-inducing phrases Millennials need to let go of, we talked the Michael Jackson documentary that is crushing at the box office, then hit the p...

Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most bru...

Back at it! Today we celebrated Babe Ruth Day and talked about the Wayne Gretzky jersey that just sold for almost $3 million. Cyndi Lauper was rudely interrupted by a bachelor party at her Vegas residency, a Chinese food restaurant was busted for roadkill, and there's been rumors swirling about a Chipotle subscription service. We also hit the phones to hear the one thing you would choose to have f...

Today is "Take Your Child To Work Day" so Dave brought his nine-year-old James back to co-host the entire show! We tested the audience to see if they were smarter than him, took the disgusting Beanboozled challenge, and played off the Newlywed Game to see how well Dave knows his son... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The World Cup is coming to Philly and the price gouging is insane! Jeff Bezos's rocket has a problem being premature, Barilla released a fun way to make your pasta, and with TV sweeps taking a break, get ready for all the awful replacement shows. ESPN is planning their own version of Jeopardy, and we got another listener voice text with a messy problem at home!  See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Today we had a slew of random stories, from an emergency hot air balloon landing to a million bees who got loose on the highway! A cruise passenger won a lawsuit for being served too much tequila, other cruise passengers were not so lucky with their destination be rerouted. Women are getting wacky with their wine drinking, and we hit the phones to hear what your last petty argument with your signi...