Chris Hartman, Chris Hauk

The Hauk's Nest

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After teaching in Southern California for over 28 years, you've got to have some crazy stories. The Hauk's Nest Podcast is a collection of some of the craziest stories from yours truly, Mr. Hauk. Get ready for a crazy adventure with your host, Chris Hartman, and the Hauk himself. Have any questions? Email us at thehauksnest@gmail.com. Or send in a voice message.

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Chris Hartman, Chris Hauk

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17 | Mr. Hauk, the Austrian Rock Star (Part II) 08.06.2026 23:35

Mr. Hauk is officially a rock star in Austria! What could go wrong? Follow us on Instagram! @hawksnestpod

16 | Mr. Hauk, the Austrian Rock Star (Part I) 27.05.2026 26:27

This week, we talk about Mr. Hauk's time as an up and coming rock star in Austria! Follow us on Instagram! @hawksnestpod Question? Email us and we'll answer on the pod! hawksnestpod@gmail.com

15 | Chris Hartman's Favorite Mr. Hauk Quotes 11.05.2026 20:25

WE. ARE. BACK! After a 2 year hiatus, The Hawk's Nest Podcast is back in the studio. In today's episode, Chris Hartman shares his all-time favorite quotes from Mr. Hauk. Follow us on Instagram! @hawksnestpod Have a question for Mr. Hauk? Here's our email! hawksnestpod@gmail.com

14 | The Librarian With A Meth Lab 30.10.2023 15:27

In today's episode we discuss the real life Breaking Bad story, before it was cool! Follow us on Instagram: @thehauksnestpod

13 | Teeny Tiny Teny Two & The Cop Killer (Part II) 23.10.2023 20:51

WARNING: This episode is graphic and may be sad to some viewers. In todays episode, we continue last week's story!

12 | Teeny Tiny Teny Two & The Cop Killer (Part I) 16.10.2023 18:41

WARNING: This story is graphic and can be sad to some viewers. In today's episode, we talk about why Mr. Hauk no longer allows class pets! Follow us on Instagram: @thehauksnestpod

11 | Getting Punched In The Head (Part II) 21.08.2023 17:57

In this episode, we conclude the harrowing story of how Mr. Hauk was punched in the head in class!

10 | Getting Punched In The Head (Part I) 14.08.2023 10:45

In today's episode, we discuss the crazy story of how Mr. Hauk was punched in the head in class! Have a question? Email us at thehauksnest@gmail.com

09 | When The Hauklings Attacked Ronald McDonald, The Hamburgler, & The Grimace (Part II) 03.07.2023 10:55

In today's episode of The Hauk's nest Podcast, we dive deep into the crazy story of when Mr. Hauk's young students attacked the McDonald's characters!

08 | When The Hauklings Attacked Ronald McDonald, The Hamburgler, & The Grimace (Part I) 26.06.2023 14:37

In today's episode of The Hauk's nest Podcast, we dive deep into the crazy story of when Mr. Hauk's young students attacked the McDonald's characters!

07 | Answering Your Questions (Part II) 12.06.2023 22:32

Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts answer your questions about previous episodes! Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!

06 | St. Patrick's Day Sub 17.03.2023 17:25

Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In the finale of the Substitute Trilogy, your hosts talk about the St. Patrick's Day Sub! Can you believe it? Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!

05 | Tank Commander Substitute 13.03.2023 11:44

Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts talk about the Substitute Tank Commander! Can you believe it? Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!

04 | The Substitute Teacher Who Encouraged A Staple Gun War 06.03.2023 11:09

Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts start off the Substitute Trilogy with the substitute teacher who encouraged a staple gun war! Can you believe it? Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!

03 | Answering Your Questions (Part I) 27.02.2023 12:03

Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts answer your questions about previous episodes! Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com! If you enjoyed this episode, leave us a rating on all platforms! 

02 | The Kid Who Got Drilled In The Head 02.01.2023 20:15

***WARNING*** Listener discretion advised. There will be talk about blood in this episode. Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts talk about the crazy story of the kid who got drilled in the head! Can you believe it? Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!

01 | Bloody Tumor Dog 21.12.2022 22:11

***WARNING*** Listener discretion advised. There will be talk about blood, tumors, and organs in this episode. Welcome to the Hauk's Nest! In today's episode, your hosts talk about the crazy story of the bloody tumor dog! Can you believe it? Have any questions? Email thehauksnest@gmail.com!