The Hatewatch Podcast
The Hatewatch Podcast
Standing up for everything we don’t like about football, from more traditional hatewatching, to everything wrong with the modern game, be it godawful punditry, the bastardisation of the FIFA World Cup, or the little things like exorbitant food prices at stadiums and being trapped like a sardine on a post-match Tube...
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Jul 7, 2026
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38 - The World Cup Hatewatch: A Cat Named Bob 07.07.2026 1:31:21
We're almost at the Quarter Finals, so Steph and Tom are here to guide you through all things Hatewatching from the RO32 and RO16 at the 2026 World Cup This week, we dive into England's dramatic victories over DR Congo and Mexico, early exits for Germany and Portugal, everything related to FIFA, Trump, and Balogun, plus Danny Murphy's cat commentary. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the....
37 - The World Cup Hatewatch: Knockout Stages 29.06.2026 1:36:00
Steph and Tom are here to guide you through all things Hatewatching from week three of the World Cup as the group stages draw to a close and we begin the round of 32. This week, we dive into England's lack of flair in the win over Panama, the media's Jude Bellingham U-turn, and the problems with the expanded format. Plus, we review every round-of-32 game and determine whether the fixture i...
36 - The World Cup Hatewatch: Ghana's lowblock 24.06.2026 1:31:46
Steph and Tom are here to guide you through all things Hatewatching from the second week of World Cup fixtures as we slowly press towards the knockout stages. This week, we saw Cape Verde and Curacao pick up historic points while Messi continues to shine, Emma Hayes take down her misogynistic critics, and Ghana frustrate England. Plus, we look at whether there's any chance a big nation could e...
35 - The World Cup Hatewatch: Hydration Break Edition 18.06.2026 1:27:24
Week one of the World Cup has been and gone, so Steph and Tom are here to guide you through all things Hatewatching from the first batch of games. Including successful Hatewatches of Spain and Portugal, but not so successful with France or the USA. Plus, they dive into the mess of hydration breaks and the ITV coverage blowing the BBC out of the water. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.p...
34 - The Hatewatcher's Guide to the 2026 World Cup 09.06.2026 1:58:03
The 2026 World Cup starts this week, and Steph and Tom are here to guide you through all things Hatewatching for this summer's tournament. This includes teams, players and entire nations you want to see suffer on the football in North America over the next few weeks. Plus, they offer their predictions on tournament winners, dark horses and flops. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.po...
33 - The Hatewatches of the 2025/26 Season 02.06.2026 1:58:57
This week, Steph and Tom take a look at their favourite Hatewatches of the season, including Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham, and Man United Plus, they analyse Arsenal's Champions League final defeat to PSG with thoughts on the referee's performance, the penalties, and TNT's questionable coverage. There's also plenty of reaction from Arsenal's parade, Chelsea's win...
32 - Spurs Survive 26.05.2026 1:26:15
This week, Steph and Tom paw over the outcome of Premier League final day as Spurs avoid relegation to the Championship at the expense of West Ham, and Chelsea miss out on European football entirely. Plus, they analyse the outcomes across the continent as Paderborn relegate Wolfsburg from the Bundesliga, Girona exit La Liga, and Jamie Vardy's Cremonese drop to Serie B. There's also plenty...
31 - Arsenal Champions = Hatewatch Hell 20.05.2026 1:17:19
Well. It's over. Arsenal are Premier League champions. Steph and Tom dive into all the fallout from the Gunners getting over the line and winning their first league title in 22 years. Plus, Tottenham's defeat at Stamford Bridge sets up a dramatic final day relegation fight with West Ham; PGMO have seemingly checked out with VAR decisions; and everything involving Southampton and Spygate. F...
30 - Everybody Hates Arsenal 12.05.2026 1:33:23
We're deep in the business end of Hatewatch season as Arsenal reach the Champions League final, take a giant step closer to the Premier League title, and give Tottenham a chance of staying up in the process. Steph and Tom dive into all the goings-on this week, with celebration police, VAR, and the FWA also on the agenda. There's also a look ahead to the FA Cup final and a Bundesliga relega...
29 - Man City Malfunction on Merseyside 05.05.2026 1:22:08
It's a Hatewatch extravaganza this week as Steph and Tom dive into games involving Arsenal, Man City, Tottenham, West Ham, and Chelsea. Plus, a look into the lack of Europa Cup coverage, Arsenal's exit from the UWCL, Hearts edging closer to the Scottish Premiership title, and a La Liga relegation battle for the ages. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatch...
28 - Rosenior Relinquishes Reign 28.04.2026 1:08:56
This week, Steph and Tom dive into Liam Rosenior's Chelsea departure and where Blueco turn from here. There's also discussion on the FA Cup semi-finals, Tottenham's continuing injury crisis, and the grandstand finish between Rochdale and York. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod X: @HatewatchPod_
27 - Bottles, Brighton, and a Blue Moon 21.04.2026 1:34:26
This week, Steph and Tom debate whether Arsenal's defeat to Man City or Tottenham's late draw with Brighton was better for hatewatchers. Plus, the importance of language, moaning from Barcelona and Real Madrid, and an Union Berlin follow-up. There's also a Top 5 of the most memorable bottles to enjoy. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod X: @Hate...
26 - Arteta's AI Antics 14.04.2026 1:56:33
In this week's bumper episode, Steph and Tom dive deep into Arsenal's latest wobble, including Arteta using AI TikToks and Man City's bottle guy. Plus, Union Berlin fire back at misogony, and hair-pulling red cards. There's also an awful influencer Top 5, too! Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod X: @HatewatchPod_
25 - When The Saints Go Marching In 07.04.2026 1:23:58
This week, Steph and Tom crawl through the end of the international break backed up by another Arsenal mishap. Plus, negativity towards England, Sonia Bompastor's Champions League headloss and a player focussed Top 5 . Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
24 - Tudor is To Go 31.03.2026 1:31:23
This week, Steph and Tom clamber through the mind-numbing international break with help from Spurs, who have sacked Igor Tudor. Plus, Farage's trip to Portman Road and the return of the Top 5. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
23 - Arsenal's Carabao Cup Crumble 24.03.2026 1:33:16
It's a Hatewatch Party Special! Liverpool lost 2-1 to Brighton. Chelsea lost 3-0 twice in a week. Tottenham lost 3-0 to relegation rivals Forest at home. Arsenal lost the Carabao Cup Final 2-0 to Man City. Plus, John Terry, Premier League fines, AND AFCON outcome overturned. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod Twitter/X: @HatewatchPod_
22 - Tudor is To Do 17.03.2026 1:33:37
This week, Steph and Tom survey several Hatewatches from the last seven days, including Champions League collapses for Tottenham, Chelsea, and Man City. As well as analysing Ryan Reynolds commentary, Chelsea's weird huddles and Darren Fletcher. Plus: Their top 5 embarrassing performances. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
21 - Wrexham's FA Cup Farewell 10.03.2026 1:37:19
This week, Steph and Tom survey several Hatewatches from the last seven days, including defeats for Tottenham, Liverpool, and Man United. As well as analysing Wrexham's FA Cup exit, Hurzeler's headloss and the playoff expansion plans. Plus: Their top 5 favourite managerial meltdowns. Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
20 - Arsenal's Corner Cuddling 03.03.2026 1:37:45
This week, Steph and Tom dive into the great corner debate that has plagued Premier League football. As well as analysing more nonsense from Gary Neville and John Terry Plus: Hatewatch of the week and Top 5 worst managerial appointments Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
19 - Prestianno.. no... no 24.02.2026 1:27:19
This week, Steph and Tom address the appalling instances of alleged and definite racism that plagued football, with as many as five players being subject to it. They also look at Wrexham's faux fairy tale and fans' lack of nuance. Plus: Hatewatch of the week and Top 5 strange stoppages/postponements. NOTE: We recorded this episode before UEFA announced the suspension of Prestianni
18 - Chris Kavanightmare 17.02.2026 1:27:47
This week, Steph and Tom delve into Jim Ratcliffe's stance on immigration, the culture shift in rivalries, and whether VAR has made referees worse. PLUS Brentford 1-1 Arsenal wins Hatewatch of the Week Top 5 FA Cupsets Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
17 - The Smell of the Game 10.02.2026 1:39:51
Steph and Tom dive into the messy finish from Man City's win over Liverpool on Sunday as they try to clear up the visceral reaction to the last-minute VAR decision. Plus, they cover: Hatewatch of the week Eni Aluko's hole digging AND Top 5 Comebacks Follow us on socials: TikTok: @the.hatewatch.pod Instagram: @thehatewatchpod
16 - January Window SLAMS Shut 04.02.2026 1:28:20
Steph and Tom return slightly later this week after the Transfer Window closed with a whimper, but there's plenty to cover on the pitch, including: - Arsenal v Chelsea fallout - The end of the Champions League league stage - Stadium Toxicity - AND Top 5 Favourite GK Goals
15 - The Red Mist Descends 27.01.2026 1:28:11
Steph and Tom are here this week, fresh in the aftermath of Manchester United's win away at Arsenal, ready to delve into another footballing week. They tackle the mess of an atmosphere at Stamford Bridge for Chelsea v Arsenal in the WSL, Milutin Osmajic's headbutt, and their Top 5 Silliest Red Cards.
14 - Anarchy at AFCON 20.01.2026 1:39:34
Steph and Tom dive into the giant mess created in the football world this week as they unpack all the controversy of the AFCON final, debate Fabrizio Romano's impact on transfers, and everyone's old favourite, VAR.
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