The Hatening

Happy Valentime's Day 15.02.2021 13:52 ↓

I totally didn't get these flowers from the gas station

That Fancy Ass Television 12.02.2021 18:24 ↓

Dude its like going to the movies, but like, you can stay at home

Welcome To Hell 09.02.2021 16:19 ↓

Go on and stand behind me Satan

B.I.G or L.I.T.T.L.E? 06.02.2021 15:13 ↓

If you can sleep in one position all night you are a psycho

I'm A Home Chef, Just So You Know 03.02.2021 17:56 ↓

Something about being in the kitchen making pies or whatever

Gonna Kick It Into A Higher Gear 31.01.2021 13:12 ↓

Depending on who you talk to, there is a chance I wouldn't be considered a real man

Please Don't Whip It Back And Forth 28.01.2021 18:33 ↓

No, go ahead perfect stranger, please continue to touch my head and face

Looks Like We're Moving On Up 25.01.2021 16:19 ↓

I got you on beer and pizza for the help

Water (Doesn't) Suck 22.01.2021 13:10 ↓

Drip

Subs Vs. Dubs : The Eternal Battle 19.01.2021 12:10 ↓

Well, technically speaking, the best way to watch it is...

What Did Your Mom Just Say? 16.01.2021 13:19 ↓

I wish I spoke more than just English.

The Big 3-0 13.01.2021 12:42 ↓

I hit a milestone and I don't know how I feel about it.

Yo I Swear To G 10.01.2021 14:42 ↓

If you make things go the way I want them to I promise I'll go to church again.

Curious As To How I Acquired These Scars? 07.01.2021 12:26 ↓

We all wanted to have that cool scar across our eye at some point.

Locked And Also Loaded 04.01.2021 14:51 ↓

Hunting on em (get it)

Ringing In The New Year, Baby! 01.01.2021 11:36 ↓

I wonder how many people are hung over today

I Made You A Mix 29.12.2020 12:59 ↓

Did anyone ever figure out if sharpies really ruin cds?

Bah Humbug! 26.12.2020 15:17 ↓

Ho ho ho y'all

Ten Hut! 23.12.2020 15:39 ↓

Enlisting sounds fucking exhausting.

But Like Do You Get It? 20.12.2020 11:02 ↓

I don't get visual art, like at all.

Evening Of The Living Dead 17.12.2020 17:20 ↓

Brains, its what's for dinner

Swole City USA 14.12.2020 16:40 ↓

I'm no rat, I'm a shark!

Outside Is Where You Can Catch Me 11.12.2020 15:56 ↓

Gather 'round the fire y'all

We Will Never Stop Working 08.12.2020 15:53 ↓

Retirement is a relic

Gregory, Can You Milk Me? 05.12.2020 12:10 ↓

I'm doing the breast I can!