The Hatening

Why Must I Cry 01.05.2021 19:04 ↓

It would be weird if you could actually turn a frown upside down, like on a swivel or whatever

Dude, Trust Me 28.04.2021 19:58 ↓

You can't trust nobody, I don't even have a trust fund - Lil Wayne

I Am The Night 25.04.2021 17:49 ↓

Gonna fight 'til we see the sun light

Agents of S.N.A.C.K. 22.04.2021 15:16 ↓

Hummus is so god damn good

Time To Trim The Hedges 19.04.2021 17:35 ↓

I really tried to come up with some sort of hoe joke

I Got The Next Round 16.04.2021 17:31 ↓

Yeah, I'll start a tab

Maybe Gamers Shouldn't Rise Up 13.04.2021 17:02 ↓

Go get the other controller

One Day I'll Get Out Of This Town 10.04.2021 16:11 ↓

I promise I'll call every Sunday

In Bloom 07.04.2021 12:48 ↓

Spring = Sprung

Easter(n Promises) 04.04.2021 13:34 ↓

I really hope the Easter bunny just drops off some pre rolled joints

Anyways, Here's Wagon Wheel 01.04.2021 17:23 ↓

Wanna go spend 3 hours in Guitar Center?

Sup With That Spare Room? 29.03.2021 20:13 ↓

Dude don't make me break out the chore wheel

Early In The Mourning 26.03.2021 20:04 ↓

Boys do(n't) cry

Terminally Chill 23.03.2021 18:23 ↓

Six months 'til checkout

Parents Have Yet To Understand 20.03.2021 14:37 ↓

If you address your parents by their first name you are a psychopath

Erin Go Far Away From Me 17.03.2021 14:09 ↓

St. Patrick's Day is so fucking stupid

When I Grow Up... 14.03.2021 17:53 ↓

Remember when you were young and thought that 25 year olds were grown

I Think We Should See Other People 11.03.2021 20:42 ↓

I always wanted to break up and then cut a couch in half or whatever

It's Too Late For Me 08.03.2021 14:17 ↓

Face it, there are some things you just won't ever be able to do

What's Good Dummy? 05.03.2021 16:12 ↓

Flipping off your friends is a sign of endearment

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 02.03.2021 16:49 ↓

I don't know about you, but I'm always ready for a nap

Just A Stranger On The Free Bus 27.02.2021 16:24 ↓

Welcome to your morning drive time podcast

Paging Dr. Doom 24.02.2021 20:56 ↓

I still have those grippy socks

Let's Just Unplug 21.02.2021 14:44 ↓

We should totally just say "fuck it" and buy a farm you guys

Seeing Red Yet Again 18.02.2021 17:19 ↓

Serenity eventually!