The Harry Potter Virgin

This is Series 4, Episode 11, The First Rob. We cover all the tension and excitement of the first Triwizard task plus Rob is reunited with Dobby down in the Hogwarts kitchens. In the deep dive we cover animal abuse, Rob's beef with Cedric and Hermione's characterisation once Harry and Ron make up.

Millers is back and Rob's drawn a picture of a screwt on a tomato packet. Oh and Phil is banging on about mugs and calendars so please buy one!

No Millers this week but we have a special guest on her place to discuss Chapter 16 and 17 of The Goblet of Fire.

Back with a 2 hour bang! On this episode a hungover Rob contemplates the ethics of Mad-Eye's teaching in 'The Unforgiveable Curses' and meets the delegations from 'Beauxbatons and Durmstrang'. The Potterheads dissect each of the unforgiveable curses and answer a truck load of great Owl Post!

We're back! Rob had a week off Harry but is now back with his thoughts on Chapter 12 and 13.

This week we discuss Chapters 20 and 11 of Goblet of Fire and Rob reveals the cover of Underwood!

This is Series 4, Episode 5: The Dark Rob. On this episode we chat chapter 9 of Goblet of Fire, The Dark Mark. Rob imagines Harry in his pants and can't help but repeat his new nickname for Winky. The Potterheads discuss Death Eaters, Memory Charms and a very interesting observation about the Weasley twins from the Owl Post.

This is Series 4, Episode 4. Rob meets 'Bagman and Crouch' and goes to 'The Quidditch World Cup' final. There are some unfortunate house elf inferences and the Potterheads talk Leprechaun gold, tents and Veela.

In this episode Rob takes aim at Stephen Fry and meets the remaining Weasleys as we discuss 'Weasleys Wizard Wheezes' and 'The Portkey'. He also reads the first ever extract from 'Underwood'.

In the 2nd episode of season 4 we cover chapters 3 and 4 of 'Goblet of Fire'. Rob sees things from the Dlursley perspective and the Potterheads have a (slightly) heated debate on Wizarding ignorance of all things Muggle.

In the season 4 premiere we review chapters 1 and 2 of Goblet of Fire: The Riddle House and The Scar. We also hear the blurb of Rob's work-in-progress YA novel 'Underwood'.

Today we have a bonus episode for you whilst you wait for series 4 (not long now - we promise!).

It's a bumper episode this week as we cover three episodes: Cat, Rat and Dog; Moon, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs and The Servant of Lord Voldermort.

Rob shares his thoughts on the Prisoner of Azkaban and discovers his patronus.

The penultimate episode of Series 3. Will Rob enjoy the climax of this book? And more importantly, will he understand it?!

This week Rob has read The Quidditch Final and Professor Trelawney's Prediction.

Matt's had a haircut and the Potterheads guide Rob through Chapter 13 and 14, Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw and Snape's Grudge.

This week we are covering Chapters 11 and 12. The Firebolt and The Patronus.

A very exciting episode today as we have our very first guest Potterhead, Kate! She helps us to guide Rob through chapters 9 and 10 of The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Grim Defeat and The Marauder's Map.

Today we are covering chapters 7 and 8 of book 3, Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban, they are The Boggart In The Wardrobe and The Flight Of The Fat Lady.

This is Series 3, Episode 3 - The Robmentor Today we are covering chapters 5 and 6 of book 3, Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban, they are The Dementor and Talons and Tealeaves.

Today we are covering chapters 3 and 4 of book 3, Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban, they are The Knight Bus and The Leaky Cauldron.

Rob gives his thoughts on the opening chapters of 'Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban'; Owl Post and Aunt Marge's Big Mistake. The Potterheads have some constructive feedback for Rob following the farcical finale of season 2.

Today Rob finally learns the identity of Slytherin's Heir (or does he?), retells the showdown between Harry and the Basilisk in his own unique way and discusses the concluding chapter in which Dobby becomes a free elf.

Today we are covering chapters 15 and 16 of book 2, Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets, they are Aragog and The Chamber of Secrets