The Harry Potter Virgin

Rob trudges through Chapters 27 and 28 of The Order of the Pheonix.

A lengthy episode with, frankly, very little substance!

Join Rob to celebrate Christmas on the closed ward.

Two great episodes this week: The aEye of the Snake and St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries

Hagrid's back! Rob's not delighted about the fact, but will the presence of Quidditch and a dog save these chapters?

We're finally diving back into The Order of the Pheonix, and Rob disappoints us all as usual!

That's right, we've forgotten what to do, and Rob's forgotten the whole storyline, but we're coming back!

We'll be taking a break for a while now but please send in all your post!

We're back and Rob gets his toes a little wet as we cover Chapters 13 and 14 of The Order of the Phoenix.

We lost two podcast recordings! We grieve the lost episodes and summarise what Rob thought.

Rob's at home this week in the world of Law! We lead him through chapters 7 and 8 of The Order of The Pheonix.

Can Rob cope with the appearance of an elf in a loincloth? This fweek he reads chapters 5 and 6 of The Order of The Pheonix.

After a pretty good start to series 5, Rob reads Chapters 3 and 4 of Order of the Pheonix.

We're back for Series 5! What will Rob make of dementors in Little Whinging? Will he even remember what dementors are?!

We're back with a quiz to test Rob's Potter knowledge and we catchup on Muggle Mail and Owl Post 🦉 📫 ✉

This is series 4, episode 21 and the final episode of our most epic series to date. Rob considers the fall out from Goblet of Fire's final chapters: The Parting of The Ways and Tne Beginning.

This is series 4 episode 20. On this hugely anticipated episode, Rob reviews chapter 35 of Goblet of Fire: Veritaserum. Revelations abound and due to a truly bulging mail bag, this is our new longest episode ever. Put the kettle on and enjoy!

We're nearing the end of Goblet of Fire and it's a short one today! Rob has had an easy week with just one short chapter; Priori Incantatem.

This is series 4 episode 18. On this episode, we walk through chapters 32 and 33 of Goblet of Fire. Rob mourns Cedric, meets the resurrected Lord V and makes a prediction about who is the undercover Death Eater stationed at Hogwarts.

This week Rob has just read one chapter but he read it twice so hopefully he will remember something!

This is series 4, episode 16. This time out, we discussed chapter 30 of Goblet of Fire: The Penseive. Ironically, Rob's memory is awful, and the Potterheads get stuck into the magical judicial system.

This is series 4 episode 17, The Robness of Mr Rob, covering The Madness of Mr Crouch and The Dream. Rob nails some predictions and the Potterheads discuss Fluer's development through the series.

Happy New Year! This episode is a pre-Christmas recording of Rob's reaction to chapters 26 and 27 of Goblet of Fire. Kingy is drunk, Millers explains why she doesn't like fish and Phil is angry with Rob yet again.

This week Rob gives his thoughts on Chapters 24 and 25 as well as how to cook porridge.

Better late than never - it's Christmas time and Rob needs a date for the Yule Ball!