The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Thanksgiving’s right around the corner, and David and Justus are celebrating with this obscure 80’s Thanksgiving slasher. It might have three different official titles and be really hard to find on the internet, but that can’t be because it’s a bad movie, right? Set the table and say grace with David, Justus, gigachad slasher Terry, Condom Salesman Ted Raimi, and Sloppy Drunk Single Mom. That’s no...

This week, the boys touch down on this Icelandic coming of age drama. The only thing darker and more brutal than the current state of the world is a teenage girl channeling her grief and angst through heavy metal music in the desolate frozen wastes of rural Iceland. Crank it up to 11 and eat a big ol’ plate of some sort of gray indistinct Icelandic fish meal on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Metalh...

This week, escape from the cruel ugliness of our world by venturing to the cruel ugliness of the world of Mary and Max, two depressing little goblin freak characters who find love and human connection in each other. Join your depressing little goblin freak hosts as they discuss Max’s various chocolate culinary creations, life under President Jill Stein, and the grim thematic content of this acclai...

This week, we move on from the horrors of spooky season and return to the omnipresent horrors of capitalism. IN A WORLD RUN BY RICH NERDS only one over-privileged jackass can claim ownership of the biggest tech innovation of the new millennium. But who will it be - Lex Luthor, Spider-Man, or the creepy twin brothers who totally swear they aren’t aren’t banging each other? Find out this week on Gre...

Halloween Horrorthon II: Dead By Dawn comes to close with a wickedly witchy tale courtesy of Mr. Dragula himself, the one and only Rob Zombie. Join Rob’s hot wife, the GEICO caveman, and Ken Goddamn Foree for this psychological and psychedelic horror flick. Meanwhile, David and Justus savagely critique morning radio shows and the Salem Witch Museum, respectively. It’s almost Halloween kids…stay tu...

The Halloween Horrorthon continues truckin’ along and we have a delightfully demonic treat for this installment! This week, Bruce Campbell gets groovy with some Deadites as David and Justus talk about this classic slapstick splatter fest! Open up the Necronomicon and recite the incantations to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Evil Dead II (1987) is directed by Sam Raimi and stars...

The Horrorthon celebrations continue with the triumphant return of guest Tony Moschetti! This week, the trio discusses this cult classic straight from the wave of 80s kid power films. Hop on your bike and ride on down to the TGMEM clubhouse, it’s time to find out if Woflman has nards and if The Monster Squad is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Monster Squad (1987) is directed by Fred Dekker and s...

TGMEM’s spooky season celebration returns with the bigger and better sequel, Halloween Horrorthon 2: Dead By Dawn! The festivities kick off with this genre-bending Halloween thriller, so come on in, stay for dinner, and grab a drink on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Guest (2014) is directed by Adam Wingard and stars Dan Stevens, Maika Monroe, Brendan Meyer, Sheila Kelley, and Le...

David and Justus waggle their dicks and become closer as friends this week as they discuss this British comedy. Meanwhile, they still have a few more things to say about The Judge and David discusses his home defense strategy (hint: it also involves him waggling his dick). Crank up the Donna Summer and shake your stuff on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Full Monty (1997) is directed by Peter Cat...

When David decided to pick The Judge for TGMEM’s next episode, he didn’t realize the insanity he was about to unleash upon himself and Justus. Join them as they explore the many plot lines, jarring tones, and bodily fluids of this legal drama. This week, Roberts Duvall and Downey Jr. unite for a show-stopping episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! The Judge (2014) is directed by David Dobkin and...

Pride AND PREJUDICE? It’s more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner’s hand, practice those dance moves, and get ready to trudge throu...

Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Shrek the Greatest Movie Ever Made? Shrek (2001) is...

Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you’re going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! RoboCop (1987) is directed by Paul Verhoeven and stars Peter Weller, Nancy Alle...

The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made. The Emoji Movie (2017) is directed by Tony Leondi...

The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Stone Cold (1991) is directed by Craig R. Bax...

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I’ve got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they’ve got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They’re gonna find out if The Wall’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982) is directed by Alan Parker and starts Bob...

This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus’ favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels that are better than the actual movies? Is this stupi...

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Charlie Anwar’s search for David Scandura and Justus Burkitt has so far revealed nothing about the whereabouts of the idiotic podcast hosts. On this week’s installment of the duo’s final recordings, however, the supernatural forces that may be behind their disappearance begin to make their presence known in a dramatic fashion. David and Justus discuss a Romanian found footage psychological horror...

What happened to David Scandura and Justus Burkitt? In Charlie Anwar’s search for answers, he has only found more questions. This week, he explores the second of four final recordings made by the podcast hosts: their episode on the Korean paranormal horror film Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Join him as the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast continues. Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) is dire...

In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So Below?  Join your host, Charlie Anwar, for a four...

The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Little Shop of Horrors (1986) is directed by Frank Oz and stars R...

This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made! Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres and...

Justus and David touch down on some Tumblr sad girl shit this week as they chronicle the nightly activities of a young Iranian vampire who loves skateboarding, eating people, scaring children and jamming to indie rock. Hear our hosts discuss the first Iranian vampire western and find out if it’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made! A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) is directed by Ana Lily Amirpour...

It’s time to solve the demonic Rubik’s cube and experience pain and pleasure beyond your imagination! Journey through the labyrinth and meet your Cenobite hosts, as they discuss this film’s single cheap hallway set, single cheap matte painting, multiple cheap stop motion effects and the evil floating shape in the sky. We have such sights to show you this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Hellb...