The Greatest Generation

When Chakotay gets surprised by another beautiful space lady, Captain Janeway makes herself scarce for the rest of the episode. But when it takes too long for the first officer to loosen up, Curneth’s forgetful beam blocks a second chance with Kellin. Is Paramount going to pass on another great pitch? What have the Borg been skipping in their assimilations? Why is there a cul de sac on a starship?...

When scans detects the Omega phenomenon, Voyager pulls itself over for a dangerous, need-to-know mission. But even though Seven finds spirituality in the particles, Captain Janeway opts to leave a planet and its people without their salvation. Does the Omega Directive need better PR? Why aren’t just-in-case goodbyes more common? What happened to the Greeks? It’s the episode that woke up like this!...

When Voyager encounters a starship with experimental technology, they rescue its pilot and offer to help with repairs. But when Steth makes a mess out of Tom Paris’ life, a return to the way things were starts to look good from a distance. What can bring on the rages during mail call? Why did Ben make an impromptu trip to the Pacific garbage gyre? Who will soon be the target of a scientific prank?...

When the allies start planning their holographic D-Day, Janeway and Karr agree to a ceasefire. But when Turanj opts for Nazi ideology over a less murderous vision for the future, he ends up falling into Janeway’s trap and getting the ultimate lesson in diplomacy. Where can you find the best fries in Los Angeles? Did Voyager make the arch obsolete? What’s the best part about camping with Klingons?...

When Hirogens capture Voyager, they transform the ship into a giant holographic hunting ground. But with the safeties off, Karr’s violent historical reenactments are taking a toll on the crew. How diverse is the Bane diaspora? What could possibly be hidden in a baguette? Does Ensign Kim have FOMOHO? It’s the episode that’s got loaf for days!   . Friends of DeSoto for Democracy . Friends of DeSoto...

When an unlikeable arms dealer gives Captain Janeway the hard sell, his dealings with Voyager leave a bad impression on the crew. But when a crime is alleged and Seven and Kovin remember things differently, the Doc‘s regression therapy leads to an explosive outcome. Who does Ben want to replace him on the podcast? Is Seven habituated to ringing doorbells now? What do you bring to a gun fight with...

When an isolated member of Species 42069 climbs aboard, Captain Janeway dictates compassion over the objections of everyone involved. But when Seven’s budding individuality leads to another shocking incident, Janeway decides to ground her in an effort to avoid further diplomatic damage. How does a homeowner deal with grocery store levels of cardboard? Would a loose mallow spoil? What do Hirogen wo...

When Voyager picks up snatches of a reply from the A Quad, Captain Janeway is willing to trespass to download the rest of the message. But when Seven and Tuvok get claimed as relics, Janeway joins the Hirogens in being helmet-painting pissed. Why does Echo Park Lake run thick in the summer? Would any amount of signage be sufficient for your typical package-delivery person? What’s The Greatest Gen...

When Seven finds a way to communicate with the Alpha Quadrant, Doc Holoday gets tapped to become Voyager’s message in a bottle. But a stormy trip to the U.S.S. Prometheus reveals just how far he’s come w/r/t his program. Does Chakotay have a thing for powerful women? Do Romulans look good with a widow’s peak? Who was the inspiration for the Doc’s additions? It’s the episode that stans a legend!  ...

When the crew of Voyager starts dreaming about the same person, they must figure out if they’re under attack or just overslept. But when the man of their dreams becomes the monster of their nightmares, they’ll have to fight back in both the dream world and the real world. What color is your alert? Is there a limit to how long a person can hold out before cohabitating? How dangerous are the consequ...

When Neelix dies in the cold open and comes back to face life after no afterlife, a dubious trip with Chakotay only pushes him closer to the ledge. But when looking inside himself isn’t the answer, a more holistic approach helps him see his value through the eyes of Voyager’s crew. How far west will Trethewey travel? Do you wait a day before replicating memorial flowers? Is Neelix the one who’s gu...

When the Voyager gets jacked, Leonardo DaVinci gets snatched like a chain, along with the ship’s computer core. But when they arrive at Planet SoCal, they get extremely confused about what their priorities should be in recovering their stuff. Why don’t more aliens look like members of Slipknot? How much was the talc budget for LDV on this episode? Where does Tau keep his genitals? It’s the episode...

When someone bumps into BLT while she’s out shopping, it causes a surprisingly fraught diplomatic incident. But when the punishment for her thoughts does not fit the crime, Tuvok will have to get to the lobotom of her case before it’s too late. Have we done enough to honor emotional first responders? What does Neelix do about his urges? Did you forget about the tough buds? It’s the episode that’s...

When Captain Janeway decides to ditch the nebula and try her luck in open space, she defies the Doc and endangers herself one too many times. But while Chakotay downgrades to season-one status, Paris saves the two-parter by sending Janeway what she needs to finally go down with the ship. What type of role play is Kevin into? What would Taffer find in Annorax’ walk-in? Why isn’t the year of hell an...

When some Ring Pop enthusiasts start rewriting history, their device creates some serious turbulence for Voyager. But when the shockwave pushes the crew into a new reality, they'll risk everything to learn how the time weapon can be defended against. How many centuries would it be appropriate to put up with the job title “Lackey” before you ask for a promotion? Why don’t they use porcelain in star...

When invisible aliens board Voyager and begin their secret experiments on the crew, the symptoms are all over the place. But once Captain Janeway discovers the intruders’ awful plans, she gambles with their lives in a high stakes game that she’s never lost. Who’s really suffering here? How sturdy do you need an elastic waist band to be? Are they horny, or is it aliens? It’s the episode that’s all...

When Seven picks up a re-Borgifying signal, her escape from Voyager puts her in dangerous territory w/r/t the B’omar Sovereignty. But when the flashbacks lead to USS The Raven, uncovering memories of her family’s assimilation puts her back on track towards humanity. What kind of voicemail greeting would a bird specialist have? Who invented the hypoSpray? Is there a toilet in Seven’s alcove? It’s t...

When a lonely holographic man sends a distress call to Voyager, the EMH convinces the captain to risk his mobile emitter on an away mission. But when Harry Kim and Seven of Nine are teamed up for another engineering project, the episode becomes a cocktail of horniness and fear. Does Neelix charge a corkage fee for cakes? What happens when you go down the long ladder? Is it okay to do bits on organ...

When Chakotay crash lands among the trunks, he strays into the fullness of a clash against The Kradin. But in the soon after, he’ll have wrestle his trembles in order to nullify the nemesis or be nullified himself. Are there any university athletic programs dedicated to specific muscle groups? Why was Chakotay in the black book? Is pre-warp the same as pre-blow out? It’s the episode that steers cl...

When the Day of Honor turns into the worst day of BLT‘s life, it takes a brush with death for her to be honest with herself and Tom Paris. But when the Caatati escalate from late-night charity commercial to armed robbery, Seven offers an unexpectedly human solution to their predicament. Is it mostly blood in the blood pie? Does oxygen deprivation cause romantic feelings? Why aren't there more Alan...

When the Voyager’s newest crew member starts rejecting her implants, it puts Rick Berman into a real panic. But when the EMH tries to remove her robot parts, Kes will be the key to freshening things up. Is the Voyager going to get moved into the rag bucket? Did Star Trek invent yoga pants? Why doesn’t the gift trigger horny warp? It’s the episode that’s limp and soggy because of improper ventilati...

When Chakotay changes course on Captain Janeway’s plans, it will leave The Borgs marooned on a planet and Species 42069 off the hook. But after Janeway wakes up and the dust settles, the aftermath of their conflict leaves Seven of Nine feeling some separation anxiety. Do you have to shave your head before taping a Dustbuster to it? What can’t you do in a strip club AND a Borgs ship? How many snake...

When Voyager arrives in Borg space, the crew finds the collective getting roughed up by an even more dangerous enemy. But Janeway’s plan to make a deal with the devil gets her more than she bargained for in pushback from Chakotay. Does the Doc have limited drawer space? Can Kes still freshen people up? Is Species 55378008 even worse than Species 8472? It’s the episode with a momentous Maron!   .  ...

When BLT goes rummaging in the Voyager’s main computer, what she finds is so scandalous it could reset Mayquees/Starfleet relations to Season 1. But when everyone starts getting in on the game, the boss enemy becomes something truly dangerous. Are those deeper Vs than normal? What would Dr. Freud have to say about having a Mexican Standoff with one’s self? Is it possible to get a holographic woman...

When people start disappearing all over Voyager, their replacements can’t explain why they’re trading places. But by the time the big takeover is revealed, it may be too late for the crew to warm up to their new surroundings. Do golfers get tips? Does using the transporter have to feel so itchy? How many credits do you need to shoot a food replicator weapon? It’s the episode that ties a brown ribb...