The Greatest Generation

When a local paleontologist pitches his Distant Origin Theory, the implications w/r/t common ancestry are too hot-blooded for the Voth's Ministry of Elders to handle. But even with Chakotay serving as both lawyer and living proof, Gegen still has to renounce science and take up metallurgy. Is umbrella comedy insurance available through the company policy? Have the indignities visited upon Skulk Ho...

When the Doctor plays house in the holodeck, his fantasy family life is uniquely disgusting to BLT. But when the ship encounters some anomalies that could get Janeway more coffee and Chakotay more nachos, Paris will have to become good friends with Eddy. What happens when you cross the Children of the Corn with the Brady Bunch? What do you do when your teenage son gets into Kliemo culture? Why isn...

When Kes moves through time she does it every bit as good as a man, she just does it backwards. But when it turns out an attack by an unknown enemy is the reason for her de-aging, she’ll have to go back to the beginning to save the future. What do you get for grandma? If you didn’t know, would you know? How fast should you pip after your captain dies? It’s the episode that buys museum putty by the...

When one of Worf’s ancestors seizes control of some of the photon torpedoes' ancestors, Commander Hunter gets an on the job audition to work for one of the toughest sub captains in the navy. But when his Von Causewitz term paper comes back with a bad grade, the conflict between them becomes an inferno that the stream from a Jack Russell terrier cannot put out. What’s the punishment for stealing sh...

When Harry gets his DNA test results back, the news about his Roddenberry-inspired heritage gets revealed in a strikingly public way. But when he learns the hard way that men don’t last too long on Taresia, he’ll have to play dirty to make it off the planet alive. Are there any regular mirrors in Star Trek? Has Harry been wearing Taresian genes under his human genes this whole time? Why are Starfl...

When Voyager stops to help with a planet’s armageddon situation, the crew discovers that’s no asteroid, it’s The Etanian Order’s plausible deniability! But when a shuttlecraft rescue mission to the surface ends predictably, a nearby space elevator is the only way back up through the ionosphere. Is 5,000 people a lot of people? Are coal-based hobbies a bad look? Do Neelix and Tuvok not remember the...

When Doc Holoday starts experimenting with grafting geniuses onto his personality, the results are off-putting. But when his bedside manners become more hands-on than usual, one big slip up could take Kes down with him. Why are we getting so many seafood advertisements on social media? Where’s the worst place for a docking port? Can the Hippocratic oath absolve a doctor of his sins? It’s the episo...

When Chakotay crash lands on a planet in conflict, he’s assimilated back to health by a co-op with a dark secret. But connecting with Riley puts Voyager at risk when a nearby Borg Cube gets the self-destruct treatment. Why is this co-op so into volleyball? Which side is up on a cube? Do the Borgs not have olds? It’s the episode that puts on the Liberace records!  Exchange scarves for goods at PodS...

When Ensign Vorik gets fresh with the chief engineer, his blood boils like a man who’s been freshened up by Kes. But when he puts his horny on main, he spreads a little bit onto BLT—with disastrous consequences for crew safety! Was the Bieber thing just a phase? Why aren’t Starfleet officers allowed to wear jet boots anymore? If Kevin Uxbridge wrote a book, who would be his ghostwriter? It’s the e...

When it’s talent show day on Voyager, Janeway and Chakotay are the only ones who remember the loop. But when a pushy family member invites Janeway to a presentation about the afterlife, the strife she’s made to endure means there will be hell to pay. What’s the best-case scenario for being stuck in a time loop forever? Should a captain ever be in the venue after doors? Is there any attendance-opti...

When Harry goes to Tuvok for relationship advice, his holocrush develops an unexpected interest in Vulcan Jenga. But when Marayna can’t be deleted, the crew has to fight for their lives at the luau. Did Neelix really do his ethnographic research? Did Robert Picardo learn nothing from Quentin Tarantino? Did Vorik change his hair again? It’s the episode with a pineapple motif! Exchange scarves for g...

When the illusion of Neelix’s utility to the mission is finally shattered, he turns to crime to secure his position. But when an alien drug dealer’s murder implicates the Voyager crew, they might lose their supply of some of the Delta Quadrant’s best party drugs. Is becoming Tuvix worse than going to jail? Where on the doll can you find Pergeum? Is Tom Paris really just Nicholas Locarno? It’s the...

When Voyager encounters a virus infecting an alien race, The Doctor is uniquely suited to cure the ill. But when the outbreak becomes bigger than anyone was expecting, Captain Janeway will have to bare arms in order to defeat it. What are the food rules on a shuttlecraft? Does Neelix make the milk flow? What’s the worst monster sound? It’s the episode that puts hands on hips! Exchange scarves for...

When Q shows up with a romantic overture for the captain, only a lady Q will be able to divert his attention. But when a war in the continuum implicates judicial precedent set onboard Voyager, the crew will have to cosplay to preserve the Qunion. What is it about camping that Captain Janeway enjoys so much? What kind of Continuum was Milton Berle packing? Why did this episode keep Tipper Gore up a...

When Kes helps a dying widow grieve, her commitment to being a generous host is taken advantage of. But when she leaves Voyager and takes a shuttlecraft with her, Neelix is the only one relieved that her actions aren’t self-motivated. What’s the perfect airport food? Are there “power moves” for transporter operators? How rare is the two-handed mind meld? It’s the episode that fills the clip show d...

When the EMH is taken holo-hostage, it will ironically come with a newfound freedom. But when Starling absolutely insists on destroying the future to get even more obscene wealth in the past, the Voyager crew will have to contemplate becoming marooned in time instead of space. Would you trade the Obama presidency for more of Rain Robinson in Voyager? How could BLT stay undercover on Earth past the...

When Voyager fights a ship from the future, their battle results in a draw. But when both ships find themselves in the past, there’s plenty of time for a do-over. Does Star Trek hate hippies? Are we sure there was a second X-Files movie? What do you do with a lost chihuahua? It’s the episode that does not let the ball fall through the paddles! Exchange scarves for goods at PodShop.biz . Friends of...

When Kes gets separated from her tour group she wanders into a bad part of the Star Trek caves where the only restaurants are serving Worf lighting. But when Janeway embarks on a spiritual quest to save the young Ocampan, she’ll learn the true meaning of Festivus. Is Chakotay’s entire goal to avoid being Captain? What’s the one thing that Rick Steves has kept from his audience this entire time? Wh...

When B’elanna Torres starts sleeping through her alarm, her vivid dream life makes her work life difficult. But when she realizes that their alien visitors are responsible, their terrible secret won’t stay in the dark for long. What is a “Dry Maron”? Have we come up with the next great merch item? Who is on the leaderboard of awful aliens? It’s the episode that misses an alien social cue! Exchange...

When Ferengi are found on a planet in the Delta Quadrant, the way they got there might get the Voyager crew home. But when Captain Janeway gets bogged down with exposing their megachurch, the path home is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. What’s the most suggestive pants pattern? Who brings change to the club? Is there anything that beats hitting a go...

When his fancy hobby leads the doctor’s matrix to start degrading, he becomes a bumbling idiot who soon won’t be able to provide medical services to the crew. But when the cure might be worse than the disease, it will be up to Kes and his doppelgänger to save him. Is the Doctor the youngest member of the crew? What species is the clown alien? Why doesn’t the captain always whip out the victory pon...

When Kim is thrown into an alien prison for a crime he didn’t commit, Paris is already familiar with the rules. But when Voyager’s initial plan to rescue them fails, Janeway slides into a backup plan with a little more firepower. Which hairstyle punches the best? How much better is the REAL Sandrine’s? Are beans on the menu? It’s the episode that goes from wan to wand! Exchange scarves for goods a...

When a piercing blue nebula digs up a repressed memory in Tuvok, he’ll need to meld his way out of another problem. But when he offers Janeway a walk-on, nonspeaking role in Star Trek VI, she’ll come face to face with a part of her security chief’s CV that he wishes he could forget. How can you remember a memory that you don’t remember? Is Tuvok cake? What is the solution to religious extremism? I...

When the marooned Voyager crew resorts to stomach-turning survival tactics, they’ll have to come to terms with fear being the mind-killer. But when Seska’s paternity plan becomes diluted by Doc Holoday’s resistance group, reuniting the crew with their ship will depend on help from an unlikely source. Can there be too many pinecone stickers on a shuttlecraft? What does the orange hat in a cubicle R...

After receiving an emergency FaceTime from Seska, Voyager changes course because you've gotta see the baby. But when the trap is better laid than even the Voyager crew can prepare for, they realize too late that they're all out of duck repellent. What would a vision quest order at a bar? Which cliff are we gonna hang off of? How would the Doctor begin a letter to Commander Maddox? It’s the episode...