The Great Mistake, by Garbage Brain University

How much do deer eat? What is our family group chat like? What is Drew’s favorite bible verse? Do deer do oral? How conscious are deer? And what the fuck is a moose? Natalie & Drew answer these and dozens of other questions in today’s deer-based episode. Not a subscriber? Fix that now to hear the other 100 (ONE HUNDRED!) episodes that are for subscribers only: * natalie & drew This is a public epi...

Scourging yourself! Hermitry! The daily life of a monk! Dropping out of society! Convents! Asceticism! And dozens more monk facts. It’s the two hundredth episode of GBU and it’s here now. Haven’t been sure that we would keep writing and recording these? Hopefully, seeing that we’ve done this two hundred times should convince you that we’re in it to win it. If you’d like to help us keep going (and...

Letter People! Finger puppets! Garfield Goose! Sock Puppets! Significant Puppets Of History! All of these, plus a puppet quiz, and thousands more puppet facts, right here, right now. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Who invented the North Pole? What is it like to live in the Arctic? Why do end-times prophecies never shake out? And what’s the problem with toadaso? We address none of these, but instead, a thousand other facts, in today’s North Pole-based episode. Not a subscriber? Press the subscription button please, or continue to miss every odd-numbered episode, except for last week’s bonus UFO episode, whic...

Later this month, the Pentagon and US Department of Defense are dropping a report about the information they have on UFO/UAPs in America. Natalie & Drew dug into what we know already, what will likely be in the report, how the top-secret UFO knowledge got secretly declassified, who belongs to the Galactic Federation, the different alien crafts we know about, and why amateur UFO videos are always b...

Frogs, from the makers of Dogs! Natalie & Drew talk about what frogs eat, eating frogs, and why frogs take the enormousest shits of any animal proportional to their body size. We also talk about mediocre experiences, how to calculate your high jump, what tadpoles are for, Martha Speaks, and why frogs deactivate themselves. Not a subscriber? Figure it out, genius. Bye * natalie & drew This is a pub...

In this groundbreaking episode, Natalie & Drew expose the sick truth behind The Beach Boys, as well as the hidden dirt on pneumatic bank tubes, macadamia nuts, volcanos, and exactly how you get between all of the islands in Hawaii. What are Rhode Islanders up to? Where did the people in Hawaii come from? And, finally, what is the Hawaiian Death Trip? These questions, and more, are answered right h...

BECOME CLEAN. Quit social media. Rescue an egg from the park. Ride a unicycle. Join a foreign exchange program to play basketball. Throw everything you own in the trash and don’t put anything more in your home. Plus, a million dollar idea. Not a subscriber yet? Remedy that immediately by paying us five dollars. Until Friday (subscribers) or next week (non-subscribers!) * natalie & drew This is a p...

Pirates! Or as Natalie calls them, Bad Guys Gone Wet. The real pirate lore on Obra Dinn, Johnny Depp, Blackbeard, Grace O’Malley, eyepatches, guns, and The Official Rules Of The Pirate Boat. Plus, kleptocracy, vandalizing Wikipedia, stealing a FedEx plane, and why humans have been the Pokémon all along. Not a subscriber? You’re outta water and the light is fading fast. Click the Subscribe Now butt...

Natalie & Drew talk about why the stomach is nature’s purse, why Drew hangs out in storm drains, different types of containers, Natalie’s jerky wallet, simulation theory, how to subdue a wild deer, and, finally, why a man is nothing but a container for a big mess. Plus, alternate gravities, why we aren’t on “a bad timeline,” and why everything, ultimately, is a container for something else. Not a...

Natalie & Drew talked about the sun, Sunn O))) and a million other things, like: Sabbath and Iron Man! The history of The Sun! Why the sun makes us mad! Why Natalie cries for no robot. Why there’s no surface of the sun. Sunburns, sunscreen, sun gods, sungazing, Ghostface Killah, and Copernicus’s dick. You’ll have to listen. Also, if you haven’t followed us on Twitch yet, today we’ll be live from 2...

Bone gnomes in a crystal bone maze! Why your bones are constantly shitting! What 2 Chainz can teach us about bones! And hundreds more bone facts and theories, brought to you right now by Natalie & Drew. Enjoy listening to us but not a member of our inner circle, where we chat 24/7 with our friends and undertake secret projects? All you need to do is join the Discord, which can be done by Subscribi...

Who invented turtles? What separates a turtle from a tortoise from a terrapin? And what is the best turtle name of all time? We dig into these and thousands of other turtle-based topics in today’s show. Catch Drew on Twitch tomorrow (Friday) at 2:30pm Eastern for another record-breaking GeoGuessr attempt, by the way! Follow us on there now and you’ll be notified when the GBU channel goes live. Loo...

Natalie gives detailed instructions on how to keep water out of your nose, and with Drew, she designs an Archimedes-tier experiment to measure the river. We also talked cyberpunk pool parties, small-town culture shock, greasy watermelons, and how dolphins actually move on land. Did you miss today’s livestream? Subscribe to our Twitch and you’ll catch the next one on Wednesday. Did you miss all of...

Natalie & Drew talk about giving drugs to kids, dressing your kid up like Tactical Murder Soldier, burning and melting shit, consumerism, restaurant owners, and toys. We also talked cops, the Bert Vs. Ernie dichotomy, and plugging your finger into the 120v power your house supplies. I need haymer. Not a subscriber yet? That means you’re missing out on half our episodes, membership to Discord, and...

Natalie & Drew talk the worst and best of museums around the world, including a stop at the Mütter Museum (full of bones) and a plan to bring back the 60s-era walkthrough evolution exhibit they miss. Plus: why do you become what you pretend to be? What happens to chickens who live at a museum? And how are we going to make a million bucks? If you haven’t followed our Twitch page , we’ve been livest...

Natalie & Drew tackle commercial urban legends, why advertising is terrible (beyond the obvious reasons,) classism, the history of fast food, Chicken Hungry, why a local car dealer had a curling iron in his ass, and a quiz about fast food. It’s all here right now. If you missed Drew’s GeoGuessr stream yesterday, subscribe to the GBU Twitch channel and you’ll get automatically notified when we go l...

Natalie & Drew give you the ins and outs of milk, one of the worst drinks ever invented. Did you know birds make milk? They do, and we tell you all about it. We also talked breastfeeding, nut milk, milking pigs, and why “going potty” is the milk of the butt. Not a subscriber? Do that now please, so you get more episodes (85 and counting) as well as access to the community Discord. Plus, your suppo...

Give us the stimmy already! Abolish student loans! Raise the minimum wage! You are not my boss, and money isn’t my boss. Money isn’t real, and neither is the United States Treasurer’s signature, sometimes. Natalie & Drew dig into the disgusting, horrible concept of money today, with a few tidbits you might not know already unless you’re a major bill-n-coin head. Not a subscriber yet? Money is fake...

Natalie & Drew talk about where Valentines Day came from, the gory story of the original Saint Valentine (and why he was an alien,) why Saint Valentine may have been three people (or three aliens,) Ohio Mud Week, hog-sucking, hole-getting, and more. Not subscribed? Fuck you! Subscribe now please. Bye, * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers o...

Natalie & Drew talk numbers, emotions about numbers, and why math led to capitalism (or, possibly, why capitalism led to math.) We also talked the metric system, zero, negative numbers, imaginary numbers, and, of course, the king of mathematical analysis, NUMEROLOGY. If you’re not a paid subscriber you’re missing half (82) of our episodes! Rectify this immediately with a subscription, which also g...

Today, Natalie & Drew go deep on the damage robots have done to our society. Whether it’s taking human jobs, beeping at us, playing remote control cop, or worse, robots have caused us nothing but trouble and brought value to no one but the oppressive class. We also talked about how to improve robots. Want to listen to the 80+ episodes of GBU that are for subscribers only? Then you gotta subscribe!...

Natalie & Drew talk corrective lenses, the biggerator, the Spicy Girls, and why throwing things around makes your life worse in every way. Not a subscriber? Click it to fix it. Subscribing gives you EIGHTY episodes you haven’t heard, plus access to our private Discord. Bye! * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episod...

Animals running across your legs, day and night. Snakes in your ass. Going somewhere worse for fun. It’s time to learn about camping, with a play-along quiz. Join Natalie & Drew for a journey through the American loopholes of why it’s illegal to be homeless, but legal to pitch a tent and live homelessly for fun! Not subscribed? You’re missing 80 subscriber-only episodes, along with our secret 24/7...

Happy 2021! Today, Natalie & Drew discuss Mothman of the Ocean, Crazy Frog, mermaids, Plate Guy, and the impermanence of data. Plus, a million dollar idea. It’s all here and it’s all in the future, in 2021, right now. Still not a paying subscriber? You missed our holiday-break episodes along with 70 more subscriber-only eps, and you don’t have access to our community Discord, where we game, chat,...