The Great Mistake, by Garbage Brain University

We learn about the new trend where influencers try to lay the biggest logs they can, detailing their diet and techniques as they do so. We also investigate the theory that murder isn’t real, learn why cops can’t solve crimes, and a few other ideas along the way. * drew & natalie Subscribe to Garbage Brain University and you’ll get over 400 patron-only episodes, as well as access to our subscriber-...

From robotic bidets that pee on themselves to corporations who want a camera and sensors inside all of our toilets, the world seems increasingly interested in our bodily outputs. We tell you who’s watching and how much they’re charging you for the privilege. Also: how to become the state’s cheapest lawyer, the infiltration of anti-homeless architecture, and the snack you’ve never seen which was ap...

Today, we talk dwarves, gnomes, the armpit caterpillar, lotion, spaghetti, how to drive fast, how to achieve serenity, why serenity is boring, convenience, the desire/shame cycle, being in trouble, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, we talked spiders, power outages, air quality, borders, why nobody's going to save the USA, capitalism, the CIA, OnlyFans, incels, AI girlfriends, crack, and the surprising lives of people who physically have no brains. * natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscri...

We talk about why “grandma hobbies” isn’t so much a trend as something you might want to do as a matter of being alive in the same way other human beings are alive. We also dig into one man’s near-death Jesus-based experience, incels, the wheel of reincarnation, the “slippery slope,” kompromat, Spotify, arts and crafts, and why Amazon sells counterfeit soap. • natalie & drew This is a public episo...

Today, we talk Baby Keem, Morrissey, Aleister Crowley, solar power, air conditioning, Prison Planet Theory, the “elites,” plastic, and why you should stop reading the news. If you’d like to hear more, unlock over 400 patron-only episodes by subscribing. You’ll also get access to our members-only Discord server! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other sub...

Why are everyone's parents so weird? What happened before the moon was in our orbit? And how do we commit class war in a way that complies with Terms Of Service? We talk about these ideas and more in today's Drew & Natalie Have A Normal Conversation. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebra...

We tell you about psychic dogs, squirrels who spy on human beings, and how technology companies are doing a denial-of-service attack on all of us. Free for all to listen. If you haven’t patronized us yet, do it now! Your patronage gives you access to all 462 episodes of our shows (most are patron-only) and our private Discord server. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to disc...

* Welcome mats are a conspiracy * Instagram reel mind control * Why they're trying to make us wear cameras * Why people don't realize they're people yet * The end of the world, as predicted on TikTok * Our reincarnation plans * How to get trillions of listeners to your podcast * We gazed into the abyss: what happened next will surprise you * Why men say eyelashes are gay * The world of Looksmaxxin...

We figured it out, and today we'll tell you why it is that people hate thinking. Also, compulsory social media use, flat earth tariffs, creating garbage for likes, and which former US politician is a werewolf. (You'll have to listen to find out who.) • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebra...

We talked about Green Up Day, littering, jam, AirBnB, aliens, angels, the void, and a possible entirely scientific explanation for why everyone today seems to be so dumb. If you'd like to hear over 400 more patron-only episodes, subscribe to us for five bucks and you'll get an invite to join our patron-only Discord server as well. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss...

We recorded this on Weed Easter, which meant that the pope was still alive at the time of our recording! We also talked about Tiktok conspiracies, Facebook prophecies, switching timelines, and why everything in New England is always closed. This is a free episode, but you can get more by subscribing! We have over 400 patron-only episodes in the archives which are available for the tiny fee of five...

Today, we tell you about the latest crop of conspiracy theories we’ve dug out of the mines of TikTok. We also touch on alternate dimensions, the Shakespeare theory, stocks, Bluesky, and Mud Season. If you’re not a patron yet, we’d love your support! For just five bucks, you can subscribe to hear 400+ patron-only episodes, bonus material, and gain membership to our private Discord server where we p...

We tell you what psychics found when they remote-viewed the pyramids, and we also tell you what scientists found several hundred meters deep underneath the pyramids last week. We also talk egyptology, Reggae Night, jam bands, pop punk (and their little accents), eating mummies, how to build a skyscraper in the year -1,000,000, and more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to d...

Today we talk about Daylight Saving, listening to your body, saunas, wind chill, Peter Caine, Silk Road, the feds, the libs, and what the Elites are buying on the Dark Web™. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In today's free and public Normal Conversation, we talk Catholic schools, meditation, what happened to websites, corporate takeovers, aliens, Natalie's rock, and why so many UFO fans are suddenly pissed off. To get 400+ more patron-only Everything Is Real and Garbage Brain University episodes, subscribe right here: https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com • natalie & drew This is a public episode. I...

Today, we talked about football, capitalism, forums, AI, irony, misogyny, UFOs, Jesus, and the worst podcast Drew has ever been a guest on. Listen to sip the tea with us, and subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity for over 450 more episodes! • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.ga...

Today, we talk about what normal means, lying, taking drugs, magazines, turtle-ing up, Bernie, John Lear, 2027, Lori Bruno, psychics, and more! For over 400 more patron-only episodes of Garbage Brain University and Everything Is Real, subscribe at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity ! Also, if you haven't seen it yet, grab the new HELL ORBS album by Drew & Dendy Crew at https://dendycrew.ba...

Today we're talking about the only war you should ever support! We also get into Europeans, The Claims Adjuster, AI, Natalie's hospital story, insurance companies, the media's manipulation of us as readers, and why you can't twist a class issue to be a political one. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, vis...

We talk about tomorrow's election, podcasting for money, Gaza, The Washington Post, perfectionism, starting a cult, billionaires, and the horror of turning over a new leaf. This is our second attempt at having a normal conversation. Let us know how we did by posting in our Discord server (you get a link when you sign up!) and hear our other, less normal 400+ episodes right here when you subscribe....

In the first episode of our new series, enjoy our attempts to have a normal conversation. We talk about "convenience," student loans, class in America, Shakespeare, P. Diddy, Antarctica, and explain the concept of The Shame Doula. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/sub...

This month, we read Luis Elizondo's book "Imminent" so you wouldn't have to (it's not great!) Inside, we found that his years-long claim of having new information to disclose about UFOs and aliens was almost completely false. But he did admit to running Guantánamo Bay, the notorious torture camp where the US Government still holds prisoners to this day! Find out everything else we learned about Lu...

Welp, it turns out that Morgellons is actually aliens. That's not great! Plus: Black Sabbath bassist visited by orb, Van Halen member visited by orb, Bob Dylan visited by devil or alien, and much more. It's Weird July and it's free for you to listen to right now. Please subscribe to our Patreon, by the way. It’s at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity and it keeps us writing and recording Ga...

We share the weirdest stories from June with you, including the world of secret fungus, the alien intervention in NASA exploration, one weird tip to stop an alien abduction, and much more. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Karl Nell, former U.S. Army Colonel, admits that non-human intelligence is real, and on Earth. • natalie & drew This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe