The Gospel of Vanderpump Rules

The episode we were too scared to publish… just kidding … kind of. Summer is supposed to be fun, and so is Bravo! So please remember that before leaving us a mean review just because we’re not Lindsay stans, okay?! More seriously though, this week on the podcast, Lauren and Mallory discuss Season 8 of Summer House as a whole - the good, the bad, and the West of it all. Did Andy go too hard on Lind...

This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Finale, Episode 15: Plot Twist. Scheana performs live for the first time with her band; Katie clashes with Jo over a year's worth of grievances; Ariana takes Dan to lunch with her friends; the fourth wall is left shattered when Tom approaches Ariana for a conversation. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelo...

This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 13: Jax Attack. James hosts a brunch at SUR with former frenemy Jax; Scheana and Brock confide in their friends about their marriage woes; Schwartz and Katie take another step forward in their post-divorce relationship. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any comments and confessions to g...

This week Lauren and Mallory discuss their thoughts on Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 12: How’d You Like Them Apples? A podcast interview makes waves amid the cast; Sandoval has second thoughts about his housing offer; Lala hosts a sperm donor party; Katie and Lala try to resolve their ongoing conflict; Scheana drops a new single. For more, follow us on Instagram at @gospelofVPR. Email any co...

This week Lauren and Mallory (kind of) recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 11: Man the Best Woman Win! Instead of our typical recap format, we decided to get really vulnerable with you guys on this unconventional episode and let you in on how we're really feeling about season 11 thus far - the good, the bad, and the ugly. We also talk about how we feel about 1-star reviews. This recap is a l...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 9: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang! We finally learn the story behind the Schwartz and Scheana makeout... only it's 12 years too late. La La is on her highest horse maybe ever; Jo isn't cut out for reality TV; Sandoval has the audacity to approach Ariana; We are forced to watch more wellness cosplay from Tom with the horrifying breath...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 8: Peaks and Valleys. Katie and Lala hash out their issues; Sandoval throws himself back into the dating pool; Scheana seeks Ariana’s approval; Schwartz and Jo go on a not-date; Ariana takes a stand for her place in the friend group; Sandoval offers Katie a tepid apology; Ally reads Jo’s birth chart; a “surprise” guest crashes...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 7: Written in the Stars. Sandoval is optimistic about inroads with the friend group and finds out some interesting news about Rachel; Scheana is at odds with Ariana and Lala takes up the cause; Katie isn’t here for any Sandoval sympathy and Ariana has to keep explaining what boundaries are; the guys (try to) dress up like the R...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, episode 6: Saw it on the Graham. While in Tahoe, Sandoval attempts to weasel his way back into the friend group via the easiest route, Scheana, and through the world's most awkward and manipulative group mediation from hell. Brock confronts Sandoval about Tom's "people" spreading the rumor that Brock may have hooked up with Rachel. Sch...

This week Lauren and Mallory cover not one but two episodes of VPR! Join us for this supersized episode where we break down Season 11, Episode 4: Dog Days of Summer and Episode 5: Lake it or Break it! In Episode 4, James and Ally throw their first pool party and Lisa puts La La and Scheana in a very uncomfortable position with some manipulative advice. In Episode 5, James surprises Ally with a new...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 3: You’re Not the Queen of the Group. The women let off steam at Emo Nite. Schwartz keeps trying to insert himself back into the group while Ariana’s boundaries remain firm. Tom paints a complicated picture of his victimhood, and Scheana makes a powerful bid to be Queen of the Group in a classic Sur Back Alley showdown. For mor...

This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 2: The Ultimate Betrayal. Tom Sandoval returns to LA just in time for his birthday to cause all kinds of problems. Assistant Ann runs interference between Sandoval and Ariana and yes, it's so awkward. Sandoval refuses to apologize to James, the girls go to Emo Night, and James pees on Tom's (and Ariana's) bush. For more, follow...

On our inaugural pod episode, we recap Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 1 which picks up with the cast three months after #Scandoval. For more, follow us on Instagram @gospelofvpr. Email any comments and confessions to gospelofvpr@gmail.com. Rate, review, and subscribe to help us spread the good news, and follow Kaleb Thomas Jones's music anywhere you stream your tunes. Hosted on Acast. See aca...