The Gory Gays

If Sidney-fucking-Prescott is back… then so are The Gory Gays. 🔪🩰👯🩸 BEWARE! We SPOIL everything about this amazing, campy, nostalgia laced, blood-soaked movie. You’ve been warned.  & also be aware that this is a very scattered episode. More so than usual. Whereas we usually have a “format” of sorts… no. We were way too excited. So buckle up and forget the rules and let’s go to Pine Grove,...

🎃 Happy Halloween, gory bb’s! 🎃 We’re unlocking a Patreon-exclusive episode just for YOU to celebrate Samhain! 🕸️✨ (Recorded back in August — so if it feels a little dated, that’s why 👀. Halloween in August? We love chaos. Regardless, this is officially Episode 55. Even if it came before episode 54. We dig it.) 🔪 This week, Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out one of the best “...

*Intro Only - go to our Patreon for the full episode! Join now for $3 a month!* Today (10.27) marks the anniversary of “ Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”,  and we couldn’t resist dropping an anniversary episode for one of our personal favorites! Press play with us at the 1:00:03 mark and relive the paranoia, the mystery, and the early-2000s weirdness -- as Alex calls it, "the year of the Y2K.&...

" You won't be coming home... " 🏕️ Episode 54 is live, gory bb’s! 🏕️ Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out the cult classic “Sleepaway Camp” — you know the one… those Camp Arawak kids dropping like flies (and just as sticky as the ones on that creepy kitchen fly paper 😱). Tune in now to relive the vicious early 80s in all their slasher glory — but fair warning: you mi...

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free!  Alex and Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out one of the best " Halloween " sequels the goriest way we know how -- audio commentary style! -- and with that comes a mini SPOILER FILLED review of " Weapons " (you've been warned) as well as other spooky fun, trivia and games through o...

It’s Fisherman Friday! Again! (Ha..ha….) Alex and Stanley are back to discuss “ I Still Know What You Did Last Summer ” (1998) -- everyone’s favorite sequel, are-we-right??? (Double sigh) Enjoy our chat, including but not limited to one of the most scattered plots we’ve ever had to slash up, how much we do in fact love our girls Jennifer Love and Brandy, as well as a lil’ bit about the latest in t...

"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried." Put on your slickers and grab your fishing hooks because we’re going to the bluest town that’s ever existed to bury some bodies and keep some secrets! You guessed it gory bb’s, we’re slashing up and bleeding out the slasher classic, “ I Know What You Did Last Summer ” (1997), just in time for the release of the reboot!...

“If looks could kill, he wouldn’t need a chainsaw.” Did you know there’s a random entry in the Texas Chainsaw series starring Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey ?! 😱 Yup — it’s real. It’s called Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) (aka The Next Generation ) and it’s the fever dream of the franchise: chaotic, campy, and completely unhinged. We’re talking Leatherface in full drag , Mc...

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 7/7) Crack those knuckles, burn your sage, and prep yourselves for some truly bad screenwriting -- because we're skipping the first "Witchboard" and diving right into it's stupid sequel - Part 2: "The Devil's Doorway", but rest assured gory babies - it's basica...

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 6/26) Gory Gay Pride continues! It's an off week for Alex, so grab your spell books, your tutu's, and your hairspray and join Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the gayest eighties cult classic, the magical, most bonkers movie to exist, Teen Witch (1989)! Louise walked so every witch a...

Actually, though! — Alex makes his gory return to celebrate not only our birthday (remember, we share a birthday and it's literally today), but our long awaited (at least for Stanley) 50th episode where we finally take the time to slash up and bleed out the last six months of our lives -- what we've been up to, the places we've been, the changes that have occurred, and of course, th...

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/30 @ 12pm) If you didn't know about Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings , you do now! Tune in with Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the most definitely forgotten sequel to the beloved late 80's monster-opus, but fear not, because there's as much to love as there is to hate with this me...

*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/22) Happy (late) Mother's Day from us to you! Stanley gives some insight on serving tables on the beloved holiday, his adoration for Alyssa Milano, and ultimately, a narration on Nicolas Pesce's sometimes forgotten love-letter to silent horror of the twenties -- a nasty, quiet little movi...

“Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once, too.” Until we are able to record our 50th episode together, Stanley is going to do some solo audio commentaries  — in a series we’re calling “ 49.5”   For " 49.5 Part 1 ", Stanley slashes up and bleeds out all things Mikey (1992), a twisted and often overlooked lil baddie about a killer kiddo with no real end goals and the stupid adults that s...

Happy New Year to all of our gory lil bb's out there! We're so happy to give you our Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024 -- where we go over most of the releases of the last twelve months, wether we liked what we saw or forgot completely, and which ones resonated the most and left an impact on us and our fragile, decaying brains. We also talk Presence , Oscar nominations, Nosferatu...

" Have yourself a scary little Christmas..." & a GORY ONE, too!  For our final episode of the year, we thought we’d slash up and bleed out the gift that keeps on giving — " Santa Isn't Real ” (2023)  -- So, join us as we discuss uninvested performances / interesting acting choices from almost everyone (but in return a solid Scarlett Sperduto, and, by golly, a weirdly enough...

Put on your holiday best, kids, because today we're slashing up and bleeding out another Eli Roth flick for you and it's just in time for, well, THANSKGIVING! We're talking everything from Black Friday experiences of yesterday, That Hot Mom Turkey (if you know you know), the “Scream”-y dynamic between our youth group, and just how this little movie was birthed and came to be. We&apo...

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) has become a Halloween favorite over the last 36 years (happy bday, baby!)  and we’re here to slash it up and bleed it out for you — from the terrible dialogue, the more-than-effective effects, and Linnea Quigley’s infamous lipstick scene, we cover the bases and so much more! Listen today! www.thegorygays.com   Happy Spooky Season, gory bb’s! — Alex & Stanley Support...

Hello gory boys and ghouls! It's been a year since our first and only episode dedicated to trivia, so we thought, why not do another one! Of course, we yack about some of the new things we're watching (mostly good, but nothing really rewatchable) -- but essentially this episode is aimed at Stanley torturing Alex with random questions regarding Halloween itself... like, what's the re...

Gory babies... it's our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! So naturally, we're slashing up and bleeding out perhaps our scariest film to date... and it's a Disney film...? Oh yes... it's finally time for RETURN TO OZ (1985), aka one of Stanley's personal favorites. Join us as we tip-toe down the Yellow Brick Road with young Dorothy (played here by Fairuza Balk in a lil powerhouse...

We've unlocked another one of our commentaries from the Patreon!  Join us as we slash up and bleed out Tod Browning's 1932 classic and notoriously unseen film, "Freaks"! What a fucking gem of a movie you guys and we are genuinely excited to shed some well-deserved light on it (as freaks ourselves, ya know), so please, do yourself a favor and press play on the movie with us at t...

"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming... she won't wake up at all." This movie needs no introduction. Join us as we (finally) delve into the madness and beauty of the original "Elm Street" film, directed and written by horror maestro Wes Craven. We slash up and bleed out not only this perfect piece of celluloid, and we also get heavy with our own nightmares and dreamsca...

You read that right! We're celebrating Halloween early, gory bb's! We unlocked our first Patreon audio commentary from back in July and have given it to you for FREE! Just a little taste for what you can get when you subscribe! We had so much fun slashing up and bleeding out everyone's favorite family classic about a trio of sister-witches on the hunt for children souls on Halloween...

Happy 40th Episode from us to you! We close out our random but exciting “Blockbuster Summer” theme with not only a Spielberg film, but a Tom Cruise vehicle to boot — 2005’s WAR OF THE WORLDS , a movie where tripod aliens erupt from the earth after being sent down from lightning bolts and then decimate people with their laser blasts so they can steal their clothes and live off their blood. Can we g...

"Don't screw with people you don't know. " We’re taking you back to the days of CB radios and when Paul Walker was our leading man (and Leelee Sobieski was the leading lady, even…) My, oh my, was 2001 a different time, and did we love it or what? That’s right gory goats, we’re covering John Dahl’s road-trip black horror-thriller, JOY RIDE, and we’re here to remind you that it s...