The Good, The Bad, and The Movies

If you like bears or cocaine, then oh boy do we have a movie for you! And it's not "Finding Nemo" like you are all thinking... it's "Cocaine Bear". Get ready for a horror comedy film loosely based on real events and filled with gore where a bear ingests large amounts of cocaine and goes on a killing rampage in the forest. Lukas and Brandon manage to keep it brief this w...

Thank you everyone who listens, because this is a big episode! IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE! And it is the first episode kicking off Season 7, as well as Brandon's birthday episode. We know, we know... it's a lot to handle all at once. Join us this week as we watch the food porn family film called "Chef". It's stylish, it's got a great soundtrack, it's heartfelt, but it...

IT'S BRACKET TIME!!! Get ready to join us and celebrate the beauty of Season 6. Sadly, we are missing Devon this bracket because of a tragic situation, but we were able to compromise. In this episode, we go through all 16 films from this season and narrow them down to a winner. Additionally, we do our seasonal award show, but this time, we throw in a couple other podcast specific awards to rej...

Get ready for our final movie of Season 6, where we take on a big budget, high-profile acting cast, action comedy about international art thieves called 'Red Notice', brought to us by Netflix. Why is Seth's audio so spotty during this recording? Do data analytics on Netflix show that it made up for this movie's crazy high budget? And how many song of Ed Sheeran's can we name in...

We know you all were begging for 2 things: for us to finally do 'Ishtar' for Lukas, and for Robert to be back on as a guest. Well, we only fulfilled half of that promise, and to much the resentment of Lukas, we had to skip 'Ishtar' yet again... NOT! Here we are with the 'Ishtar' podcast, but sadly without Robert who's cell signals are blocked because the flames he is fi...

If you listen to the podcast, you know we LOVE D.B. Cooper on here ever since we watched "Without a Paddle". If you also listen to the podcast, you will know our thoughts on "A Talking Cat!?!". And if you listen to the podcast, you are in luck, as we somehow combine both of those films into one singular homoerotic masterpiece called "Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper"! We are j...

WE'RE VAMPIRES!!! We get to do another vampire film on this podcast, but it could not be any more different than "Morbius". Get ready for this mockumentary style New Zealand modern vampire film. What famous song do we bring back that Seth would know if he listened to the podcast? Do you like Basghetti? What does the burning bush from the Bible actually stand for? Oh, and are Lukas an...

APRIL FOOLS!!! They're back and ready to hijack the podcast again. Please give a big hand to Marina and Alex as they review the 2nd installment in the "50 Shades" series. Are they into this kind of kinky fuckery? Do they wish Seth was still joining them? And how much does a pommel horse cost? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, &...

Start your engines as we prepare for the ultimate monster truck rally, where everything is controlled by a child! We hope you liked Clifford, and Lyle, and Mel, because he is another family film about a wacky creature and some kids trying to learn about it and save the day. How old was the writer of this movie? Who officially announced that January 13th is annual Creech day? And how many vents do...

We finally did it! The pinnacle of good bad movies! Something we probably should have started with, but alas, it is now complete. Tune in this week to hear Brandon and Lukas discuss the cult classic 2003 film, "The Room", that is directed, written, produced, executive produced and starred in by visionary entrepreneur Tommy Wiseau. What is the title "The Room" even supposed to m...

Sheeeee's back! Everyone welcome Marina back to the podcasting stage as she is our special guest this week filling the shoes of Seth as he caters what Lukas thinks is Seth's own wedding. Don't confuse this classic 2000's comedy film with the early 19th century emperor of the French empire like we did, because boy of boy does Napoleon deliver on the big stage. Why is Brandon drinking 9 Truly's for...

Did you guys love when we watched "Dragon Wars: D-War"? How about "San Andreas"? If you answered yes to either of these options, you've come to the right place, as we watched "The Great Wall", which is almost a combination of these films. What crazy way does Matt Damon find out he can neutralize the Tao Tei with? How many different amazing films, novels, and people does this movie invoke? And woul...

Let's give a hand to the Love Lads and end off this month with Devon, and our 'masterpiece' selection for romantic comedies as we watch "When Harry Met Sally..."! What are our takes on intro credits, and why are we screaming about them? Are we all romantics at heart and like cute shit (duh we have a podcast about art)? And what exactly is pancreatitis, and what if it took corporeal form? Tune in t...

Guys we apologize for a lot of things: the length of this episode, the sound quality, losing Lukas halfway through, and the movie in general. Welcome to TGTBTM where our podcast is a straight correlation with potentially the objectively worst movie we have watched on this podcast so far, "Love on a Leash". Oh and Kellee is back to be in pain with all of us for some reason. How did Fen Tian get mon...

Happy Valentine's Day to all you Love Lads out there! Get ready to get into the holiday spirit because we watched "Valentine's Day"! This film belongs in the same realm of films from director Garry Marshall that is similar to last year's ensemble cast episode, "New Year's Eve". Was this film better than "New Year's Eve"? Do we think we could make it as writers for Saturday Night Live? And what are...

Everyone ready for the 'Love Lads' (awwww)? Because we are kicking off rom-com month with a movie we almost did last year about hexes, meaningless sex, and a whole lot of penguins called, "Good Luck Chuck". And please do not confuse this with the Disney television show "Good Luck Charlie" and accidentally play this for children. Does Dane Cook have any form of object permanence? If you are a guy a...

Sorry to all the diehard TV Talk fans, but you may have noticed we missed a week or two. But we are back, exactly 6 weeks later, and we are finally ready to travel "Across the Yule-Verse" as if we never left! Which character from the original movies finally makes an appearance in the television series? What exactly is a ret-con? And does Santa cum frosting when he's in the North Pole? Tune in this...

Welcome to the finale of the Ted Keyogy! We hope you enjoyed some of our classic episodes from Season's 3 and 4 when we did "The Cat From Outer Space" and "Gus", because this film is another Disney time capsule written by the same man, Ted Key. Get ready as we get Pavlov'd into knowing when a duck gives birth, and just know, that oh boy does Lukas love it! How does a duck have the ability to lay g...

Get ready for the first ever film directed by a female on TMTBTMTMTMPTGTBTMTM.  What animated film is a direct adaptation of this film, and what absurd title of a review did Big Rog give that film? What is the Millennial Whoop? And what the hell is an auction based podcast? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these...

It's Season 6 baby! And we are kicking it off with a very new animated/live action musical film starring the one and only Shawn Mendes as a singing crocodile. What are our thoughts on Shawn Mendes as an artist? Is accusing your wife of fucking a crocodile a reasonable idea because she is happier all of a sudden? And which celebrity's entire ass would Seth eat? Tune in this week to find out all thi...

Come one, come all to our Season 5 finale as we crown this year's best and worst movies with awards and pit them all against each other in bracket format. Will Best Picture actually match up with our bracket winner this time? What does everyone wear to bed when they sleep? And who peed on the podcast (which the audio on the YouTube page can be heard)? Tune in this week to find out all this and mor...

Thank you all for finishing out Season 5 with co-hosts Brandon and Lukas, and our long-term guest Seth! Get ready for an animal adventure in "A Talking Cat!?!"! Is your home bathroom the best place to record all of your audio for a movie? Who is Big Dawg, and why is he so horny? And why did Lukas keep 86'ing soup at the restaurant he used to work out. Tune in this week to find out all these answer...

We apologize in advance for the audio. Between technical difficulties on Lukas' end and Alex doing dishes, we are surprised this episode is even coming out! Is this movie truly a Christmas classic? Is two men pouring each other a Christmas ale gangster? And why is Brandon eating Nicole Kidman's toes? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"...

Get ready to get commercialized this Christmas with the newest installment in the "TV Talk" as we cover episode 4 of "The Santa Clauses". How does Simon perform as the new Santa in the north pole? Do mom ants rubs their baby ant's bellies? And what iPhone game pigeon cat restaurant game do Lukas and Seth play together? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad...

Get ready for a deep dive into The Post Office (cue Devon's deep post office voice) in this episode of TGTBTM. Who is Drew Gooden and why is he correlated with the popularity of this film? Are you ready to be home for quiz mice this year? And how good is the new Dairy Queen Sugar Cookie Blizzard? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. C...