The Golden Ratio

The Golden Ratio Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 434 episodes

Dogs, stories from the Florida keys, and hopefully funny and smart rambling

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The Golden Ratio

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49. Florida Man + Dog 04.04.2019 41:51

The best internet stories of florida man and dogs. Plus the usual dog updates, and cherry blossom cocktails and german words. This is the story about the dude who tried to rape the pit bull. (Spoiler: it's fake news, but was too good to not share). 100% worth clicking on for the pictures and righteousness of the story: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-...

49. Sad news about Schmieg 29.03.2019 11:30

Maggie has cancer. Here's what we know.

48. The Golden Ratio....LIVE?!?!?! 27.03.2019 48:22

Everyone loves a margarita, GR Mom shares her dreams for a live show, and another story of biting people without their permission from the Keys.

47. The Secrets of GR Mom's Past 20.03.2019 19:43

GR Mom is flying solo this week. In the absence of GR Dad, you get a story about GR Mom's past plus dog updates and all the usual fare.

46. Don't Molest 14.03.2019 38:28

Updates on Riley, dog science activities, and a pelican story from the Keys. Cocktail of the week is the Bees Knees (gin, honey, champagne)

45. RILEY, Butterbean, and Dentists of Cannibals 07.03.2019 30:10

We have a new foster dog, RILEY! Also, Jen tells the story of her prison dentist and we have a dog-related high-drama Konk Life story of the keys.

44. Nazis and White Supremacists are bad, and we road trip home to DC 27.02.2019 29:04

If you think it's overly political to call out white supremacists, this episode is not for you. And maybe you should just unfollow us. Prepare for a sleep-deprived rant. Also, deets on the roadtrip home. Little fact: Key West was part of the Union in the Civil War. Also, apologies for the dog breathing early in the podcast. I tried but could not edit it out. German word of the week: fernweh - the...

43. Why is Hopper's Lip Green? 21.02.2019 41:06

General updates plus hopper has a green spot on her lip. Why? Here's how you make a dark and stormy: glass ice, fill most of the way with ginger ale (4-6 oz), top with 1.5 oz rum and a wedge of lime. DO NOT DO HALF RUM AND HAVE GINGER ALE! German word of the week: fremdenverkehr - tourism

42. GR Mom SCIENCE Proves Dogs Make You Happy 14.02.2019 34:09

An overview of GR Mom's experiments that show dogs make you happy. German word of the week: Naturwissenschaft

41. Road Tripping Again 07.02.2019 40:25

Plans for heading back to the keys, lots of rambling. You know what to expect at this point.

40. Neighbor Terror 31.01.2019 52:45

The saga of our neighbor. A story full of terror and anxiety. Bangor Maine Police Department - the Duck of Justice and " Keep your hands to yourself, leave other people's things alone, and be kind to one another." https://www.facebook.com/bangormainepolice/ Taste of the keys https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/florida-keys/article223716555.html Rhabarberbarbara https://www.youtube.com...

39. Dog updates 24.01.2019 29:25

An update on everyone's status, taste of the keys, and good life advice. Cocktail of the week: the key lime margarita Thanks to Strong Wind who is not a sponsor but who sent me a ukelele after hearing my song for schmieg. This is the one I got if you are interested: https://www.strong-wind.com/ukuleles/Strong-Wind-Okoume-Tiger-Wood-Mahogany-Soprano-Ukulele.html If you want to support the podcast a...

38. Hopper and The Rock 17.01.2019 35:40

Hopper v Rock along with all the usual ramblings: cocktail of the week, taste of the keys, and our german word. Audible is our sponsor - http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio will get you a free audiobook and support the podcast

37. JUST DO IIITTTTT!!!!! 11.01.2019 37:04

GR Mom and Dad talk their very different styles of staying motivated. German people get naked. Don't bite people unless they ask you to. Lots of good life lessons in here.

36. Guide to the Florida Keys 03.01.2019 52:56

We share our recs for favorite spots to visit in Key West and the lower keys. Also, venk barks (a lot) at a boat. Audible is our sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio Follow our link, get a free audiobook, support the podcast

BONUS: 2018 in Review 31.12.2018 24:48

Queso adoption and foreign object, Venkman VVeightloss, Maggie health, and fosters - it's the Golden Ratio 2018 in Review!

35. Does Venk Howl for "Kalamazoo"? Q&A + Updates 27.12.2018 36:52

Answering some listener questions (send yours to thegoldenratio4@gmail.com), updates on everyone, and venk howling. Happy New Year, everyone! Our new pet dryer: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B076M65CDN/j16t3i5j15-20 German word of the week: bleigiessen - lead pouring (please don't do this)

34. Road Trip to the Keys 20.12.2018 34:03

Adventures of us and the dogs on our way down to our house in the keys! Cocktail of the week: The Mango Fandango German word of the work: Frohe Weinachten (merry xmas)

BONUS: SPECIAL QUESO UPDATE!!!! 14.12.2018 1:45

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!

33. A little ranting, a little planning 13.12.2018 41:25

Note to parents: there's some santa talk in the second half. Don't listen with your little kids This episode is a little bit of GR mom ranting plus some of the usual randomness. Also, if you're the person who called to GR Dad about Queso in the parking lot, let us know! Audible is our sponsor- free audiobook when you sign up at http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

32. Housebreaking dogs and humans 05.12.2018 40:47

A few things about housebreaking dogs as puppies or adults. And a bit on housebreaking humans. Audible is our sponsor. Get a free audiobook and support the podcast at http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

Bonus: GOZER THE GOZERIAN (new foster) 02.12.2018 20:47

The full story on Gozer, our new foster dog.

31. Dog updates! 29.11.2018 33:02

An update on everyone's status. Cocktail of the week: A Day at the Beach - oj, coconut rum, amaretto Audible is our sponsor - get a free audiobook when you sign up through our link http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

BONUS: Covert Ultramarathon 50K 27.11.2018 15:59

Another special ultramarathon bonus episode about our duo-ultra, the Covert 50K, that we both ran this weekend!

30. Baby, it's cold outside 22.11.2018 33:13

How to get yourself out the door for a run (or a dog walk) when it's cold because cold sucks. Cocktail of the week: campari and soda German word of the week: albtraum Our sponsor is audible.com - get a free audio book when you sign up through our link audibletrail.com/thegoldenratio If you have a question, send it to us at thegoldenratio4@gmail.com HAPPY THANKSGIVING!