The Golden Ratio Podcast

We go to the Keys to protec the house, Boyfren and Toby health updates, a story of an attempted bite, and GR Mom loves an outdoor shower

Lots of updates! We review "What I lick before your face and other haikus by dogs" by Jamie Coleman, a delightful little book. Plus a disappointing reaction to Riley on Grindr

This week, we set up a Tinder profile for Venkman and get some matches! Check twitter or insta (@theGoldenRatio4) for pics of her profile and a few messages!

You want a puppy? NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE IT! Unless you are not an idiot like Toby's previous owners. Real talk about what he's going through and how people are idiots about dogs and how not to be one of the aforementioned idiots. Which you obviously aren't because you're listening to this podcast. Thanks

A special bonus mini-episode about GR Mom FINALLY getting a Queso face lick!!!!!!!!

Updates on our dog intensive care unit and the live show!

Here's an extra episode for the week where we talk about what we know Jasmine's tumor and upcoming surgeries for both Jasmine and Queso next week

The story of Queso's escape from the yard, plus road trip stories and another biting incident in the keys

The dogs did a proposal! Did you know GR Mom proposed to GR Dad and he said NO?! And then he took so long deciding he wanted to get married that she decided to break things off with him on the night he finally proposed? Those stories plus all the usual. Rum discussed this week: https://www.papaspilar.com/

New things, updates things, strange things, stranger things.

Venk in a cone and Queso's Bird Adventure! If you want your own rum filled chocolates, you can order them (and lots of DELICIOUS RUM) here: https://www.keywestlegalrum.com/

Our trip to the keys, hopper got chomped (and it's GR Mom's fault), and live show updates!

Lots of updates including the Chicago live show. If you want us to come to the west coast, please find us a private jet. If you want us to come to Orlando, Boston, or somewhere else on the East Coast, let us know. We have and excellent konk life story! Cocktail of the week: mexican garden margarita German Word of the Week: frauenfußballweltmeisterschaft (women's world cup)

We're doing live shows! The first one sold out! Here's what we have planned. Plus a mouse saga and konk life stories. Cocktail of the week: the Golden Rum Ratio

You guys? Did you really think we weren't going to adopt Riley??? HE'S MAH BOYFREN! Cocktail of the Week: coconut mai tai German word of the week: fremdschämen Sponsor: audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio to get yo self a free audio book

GR Mom and Dad have been traveling and apart for 2 weeks and so we didn't have an ontime podcast this week :( Here's a quick update from GR Mom on Riley. We'll be back as usual next week 💛💛💛💛💛

This week we have some bad news on Riley's ongoing kidney saga, plus talk about how we keep this place clean and some excellent Konk Life stories. Cocktail of the week: The Southside Audible is our sponsor: http://audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

GR Mom attempted, and failed, to complete the Keys 100 this weekend. We talk about the 73 miles she did run with GR Dad's amazing support. You can read more about the race and see some pics here: https://medium.com/jenrunswithdogs/the-keys-not-quite-100-2257886d2bf7 We're posting the podcast a bit early this week because of crazy travel schedules. Enjoy!

Cocktail of the week: Rash Decision from This Podcast Will Kill You Queso is one tooth down, Riley is some kidney function down, and Tastes of the Keys including a story of that time GR Mom got Tazed! GET VACCINATED!

Some dog updates and two AMAZING stories from the Keys, including a biter and uncomfortable sex (not together)

GR mom tells about when two dudes fought over her (sort of), GR dad tells about the time he was a teletubby, and we discuss hoarders and GR Dad's newly discovered rat

GR Mom & Dad share their top golden ratio moments, GR mom sees a manatee, coast guard dog rescue. Audible is our sponsor. Get a free book & support the podcast at audibletrial.com/thegoldenratio

We started a second podcast about murders in the Florida Keys. This week, we're sharing episode with you on the Golden Ratio side of things. This will be our only cross-post so if you want more murder stories, subscribe to Murders in Paradise wherever you get your podcasts.

Not safe for listening in places where you don't want to cry. We miss you so much, sweet sweet Schmieg.

Guys. I honestly don't even know what we talked about for almost an hour and a half, but it certainly includes dogs, the Florida Keys, drinks, german words, and rambling. Basically, it's like the Super Size Fries of GR Podcasts. But probably better for you. Enjoy!