The Golden Girls Forever Podcast

The four ladies are constantly at each others throats. They go to a psychiatrist for help. Each talk about how the others annoy or upset or frustrate them. In the end he concludes they are incompatible and should not live together. What do the ladies do? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Stanley comes over with bad news: he and Dorothy are being audited by the IRS. Stanley fudged on their tax returns far more than he should have. How bad will it be? Will Stan and Dorothy go to jail? Rose wants a promotion at work but has to be bilingual. She signs up for a Spanish class and Blanche joins her to meet men. Do they finish the class? Does Blanche sleep with the teacher? --- If you wou...

Rose's cousin is coming to town for a few days before he goes to St. Olaf to meet the bride that has been arranged for him. The guy Blanche is dating, or trying to date, keeps cancelling on her and hurting her feelings. Sophia wants to get a drivers license again because not having a current one makes her field old. But Blanche takes Sven out on the town and kisses him to make the other man jealou...

Stan's brother, Ted, comes to visit. Blanche throws herself at him but doesn't get the outcome she expected. Rose hasn't slept in days and is walking around like a zombie. Sophia comes up with a few solutions but none are successful. Dorothy and Ted seem to hit it off. Blanche is furious because she thinks Dorothy stole him from her. What is Ted's actual intentions for Dorothy? Why is Stan so jeal...

The girls decide to go into politics. They support and help campaign for Gil Kessler for City Council. Trouble arises when Blanche is accused of having an affair with him. She denies the affair. He says it happens. Who do you believe? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is worried about nuclear war because members of her Sunshine Cadet's group is. She decides to write a letter to Gorbachev and Presiden Reagan. She gets a response back from the Russian Premier but not Reagan. She gets a press conference and an offer of a trip to Moscow. But it all unravels when they learn that the Russian's think Rose is only 9 years old. The truth will out. --- If you would...

This episode is all about fear. Dorothy's fear of flying. Rose's fear of public speaking. Blanche's fear of being trapped in a small space with a bunch of bald men (really? Blanche afraid of men? Shouldn't it be the other way around?) And Sophia's fear of losing a cooking contest. Do they face their fears or let their fears win? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, p...

While Sophia is away at her granddaughter's wedding (Phil's daughter not Dorothy's) the girls decide to hire a housekeeper. During her first week they have all kinds of good things happen. Blanche gets a love potion from her during the interview. They attribute all these good things to Margareet. They elevate her in their minds to that of a good witch or a good luck charm. However, Dorothy thinks...

Rose is left a baby. The girls decide to raise it together. It turns out to be a pig named Baby. She is also left $100,000 to take care of the pig until it passes. Rose is overjoyed but the girls only get on board when she offers to split the money. As always Rose puts the welfare of the animal first and ultimately sends it back to the farm because it is home sick. I recorded this episode on 12/31...

Sophia is up to her old tricks with get rich quick schemes. The girls tell some stories we see in flashbacks. First, the wedding planning business they had. Second, back in the 1950's when Sophia and Dorothy were trying to do extra work to buy each other a tv. Third, the dance marathon where the winner received $1,000. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do s...

Sophia makes a new friend at the boardwalk named Alvin. She doesn't realize that he has Alzheimer's. The second story is about Rose and her teddy bear. Blanche accidentally gives it away and has trouble getting it back. Does Blanche succeed in getting Fernando the teddy bear back or does Rose have to take matters into her own hands? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donatio...

This doesn't really feel like a Golden Girls episode. It's the pilot for the Empty Nest spinoff. We meet George, Renee, Oliver and Mr. Fixit. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls are preparing for a surprise birthday party for Roberta who is turning 88. While they get ready they each tell a story about a birthday they have had. The party turns out to be for Blanche's birthday, even though its not for another week. Men pour in from the lanai to greet Blanche. Let the conga begin! --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with...

The girls have new neighbors, the McDowells. But soon they learn that they are jewel thieves. Two police officers want to do a stake out from the girls house. Dorothy has the hots for Mullins. Do they catch the thief's in the act? How do the girls cope when the stake out goes from fun and games to life and death? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with...

Kate is coming to visit. She has big news. Even Stan comes. Everyone thinks she is going to announce that she is pregnant. She arrives and tells them that Dennis cheated on her and she has left him. Everyone is shocked. While everyone is still reeling from the news, Dennis arrives. He wants to talk. What does Kate do? How does everyone react? How do they advise her? --- If you would like to suppor...

Blanche starts dating Jake. He becomes the caterer for the banquet they are arranging. She has issues with who he is and how he acts, even though he is a good guy. Can they survive or will their differences tear them apart? --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Dorothy is tutoring a student named Mario. She loves his essay so much she enters it in a contest. The essay wins but there are unforeseen consequences. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Rose is making a film about her room mates for her class. Each girl has different feelings about participating. Dorothy thinks she will look horrible. Sophia is happy to do naked sex scenes. She also tries to turn the video into an advertisement for her recipes. Blanche thinks its a sex tape. Blanche also has a sorority reunion upcoming. How does Rose's film come out? Does Blanche have a good time...

Sophia's sister Aunt Angela comes to visit. Dorothy invites her to move to Miami. Aunt Angela winds up moving in. Rose is babysitting a chicken named Count Bessie. One night Angela makes fried chicken. Count Bessie goes missing that same day and they all assume Angela killed and fried the chicken. After three weeks of living with the ladies, she finally finds a place. She's going to rent a room. H...

Dorothy has a small crush on another teacher at the school she is teaching at. She's nervous and at Rose's suggestion invites him to the house for dinner. When he arrives, it is revealed that Frank, is actually Father Frank Leahy, a priest. To quote Sophia, "It's bad luck to date a priest." --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

The girls have two houseguests coming but are not sure where they will fit them. As they discuss the situation over food we also get told four different stories that we see in flashbacks. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc

Sophia is entering a charity walkathon. Rose has volunteered the rest of the girls to babysit participants kids. The babysitting doesn't go too badly, but one baby named Emily doesn't get picked up. The girls have no idea who or where her parents are. They can't locate them and neither can the walkathon. They keep the baby overnight. Blanche bonds with her and sees her a second chance. She actuall...

Rose has been so busy helping others that she hasn't taken care of herself. She winds up collapsing and ends up in the hospital. Here she tells the girls she died and went to heaven and also got a message to live her live to the fullest. She takes up with a new group of friends, the beach crowd. She and the girls get in a fit and Rose moves out. Does Rose come back? --- If you would like to suppor...

Sophia has a job and a saber, and Dorothy is not happy about either. Meanwhile, Patrick Vaughn is coming to town to be in their play, Our Town. Turns out Patrick Vaughn is not as sweet as he appears to be. He dates not only all three girls but most of the cast of the play. It all comes to a head opening night. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with ca...

Stan is back as he is in trouble. He needs bypass surgery. Dorothy gets stuck taking care of him during his recovery. --- If you would like to support this podcast by making a donation, please do so with cashapp to $pasta26mc