The God Show

God and Jesus discuss a raunchy Taco Bell party, the new Squid Game reality show, Satanic abortion clinics, long haired hippies, rubber crucifixes, "super-long" bat schlongs, and much more.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Join our Patreon for special acce...

  God and Jesus give thanks and talk about what not to talk about during Thanksgiving dinner. A horse gets loose on a plane, Alaska isn't an island, and Tik Tok goes nuts. Pink defeats Moms for Liberty, and Orcas are on the hunt again. Yachtzee!  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon...

God complains that Jesus can't be more like that Mr. Beast. God and Jesus react to the latest Marvel flop as well as the amazing 'Loki' finale. Jesus signed up for his own account on the 'Covenant Eyes' monitoring app, and has much to report.  God and Jesus celebrate the big election victories in Ohio. God personally rebukes J.D. Vance. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT on 'No Nut November.'...

God and Jesus discuss crypto-bro Sam Bankman-Fried going to prison, Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg being indicted, and the latest insane revelations about new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson.  God and Jesus discuss in-depth the crisis in Israel, surging public support for a cease-fire, and the potential fallout on the US 2024 presidential election.  GOD POD MISSION STATEMENT: Here at 'The...

  It's The God Pod Halloween Reverse Rapture Spectacular! YAR!!! God and Jesus welcome Matthew Perry to Heaven and remember his life. God laughs at Mike Pence dropping out. God and Jesus discuss new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, who thinks dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago.  Buckle up! IT'S TIME FOR A REVERSE RAPTURE! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcas...

  God and Jesus discuss the latest in the war in the Middle East. They also discuss why Jon Stewart quit his show on Apple Plus, Elon Musk shooting at his Cybertruck, and everybody Trump knows flipping on him in court. Finally, God and Jesus answer questions from their patrons.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JO...

God and Jesus discuss the week that was, which feels like 9/11 just happened all over again. What is the solution for terrorism? How is it possibly…genocide? How can the world stand by and watch? Has the whole world lost its mind? God and Jesus respond.  Also in this episode, God and Jesus discuss late-stage capitalism and take questions from humans. Finally, God delivers a NEW COMMANDMENT.  NEW P...

God and Jesus respond to current crisis in Israel and Palestine the best way they know how. Also discussed today: What the hell is happening with the republicans in Congress? Should teachers be FIRED for having an OnlyFans account? Do Amish people use cell phones? How much better would your life be if religion had never existed? Finally, God reveals why he injured Aaron Rodgers.  FOLLOW GOD ON SOC...

God and Jesus make Supreme Court predictions on all the big cases coming in the next several months. On God Pod True Crime, God and Jesus discuss the arrest of Tupac's killer. Elon Musk doesn't know how to wear a cowboy hat, and Taylor Swift-Kelce is hated by the right wing for some reason. God and Jesus react to several viral TIk Tok stories. Finally, Bambi has fallen.  SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA...

The Rapture didn't happen…again! God and Jesus discuss the start of the God Pod Blasphemy Project. The writers win the writer's strike in grand fashion, Taylor Swift and Britney Spears give Jesus the vapors, and a Senator is hoarding gold bricks. All this and more on this episode of the God Pod!  Watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/XpxKM2OtzNY SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL MEDIA:...

God and Jesus discuss the aftermath of 'That 70's Show' actor Danny Masterson getting sentenced to 30 years in prison for rape. God smites all the celebrities who wrote him letters of support. God and Jesus remember 9/11 and what the world is like 22 years later. Finally, Jesus gets covid for the first time. Watch the full video of this episode here (final 60 minutes): https://www.twitch.tv/videos...

God and Jesus hang out in a hot-tub on the beach and welcome Jimmy Buffett to Heaven. They discuss the future of the God Pod: The Most Blasphemous Podcast In Existence, the disastrous Burning Man 2023 Music Festival, and the plague coming back. Later on they answer questions from humans. If you prefer, watch this fully animated video episode here: https://youtu.be/27efNmNmNBI SUPPORT US ON SOCIAL...

The Unholy Trinity reacts to Trump's Mugshot on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod : God, Santa, and The Holy Spirit, back from a week of vacation, talk about God's new hot tub and multiple Speedo lumps, God's meated-up fat schlong, the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, Trump's mug mugshot, and Oppenheimer's forbidden nipples. Will God bait the Holy Spirit into a Scottish accent? Will Trump achieve his as...

On The God Pod's 2023 Greatest Hits… So Far: You'll get a hope boner and a contact high reliving Moses getting anally probed, shooting down rainbows from the woke sky, the orangutan CIA, Mitch trippin', the Easter Bunny's battle with Jesus, and bird-splaining to a cynical Holy Spirit. Will God and Moses start wearing pants? Why did Captain America do nothing about Jim Crow laws? Will Satan and MTG...

It's hot indictment summer on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod : God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit spend week five of the Barbie fallout making fun of Trump's 4th indictment and his predictable breaking of the gag order. Jesus fights off evangelicals of Trumpianity who think his teachings are too weak and liberal, nothing but love for the dove when the Holy Ghost blesses up Ohio for rejecting Issue 1, a...

The state of the world makes God sing "Everything Is Awful" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod . God and Satan plan a vacation to see the phallic monuments of Albania whilst also raising money for Maui, God gets crunchy, DeSantis goes on a weird face journey, Clarence Thomas is named the king of vacations, The Four Horsemen of Bad Dancing appear, and a judge tells Trump to STFU. Will God blow Satan's...

God smites Trump on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod with Jesus and the Holy Spirit, aka the Holy Trinity, who put $20 on hope and do battle against technical difficulties, lying angels, the English language, bacterial vaginosis, and smug woman hating incel with a notepad, Ben Shapiro.  Will God really smite Trump? Will Santa return? Will Biden stop ruining sports? Will Musk wrestle Zuck? Will God win...

GOD AND SATAN LAUGH AT TRUMP'S ARREST God and Satan laugh at Trump's arrest and "I'm an idiot defense" on the next Twitch.tv/TheGodPod . It's a Mr. Trump IndictmentFest as Earth 616 burns. Satan goes into gorilla mode and summons birds to take over Planet Zoo, and God descends to Satan's personal hell to fight the powerful high speed stupidity of whiny robot Ben Shapiro. Will Jennifer go to Trifli...

GOD SMITES GLITCH MCCONNELL On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , it's a head scratcher when Jesus, Santa, the Holy Spirit, and God welcome Pee-wee Herman to Heaven, celebrate drag queen Flamy Grant's #1 hit on the Christian music charts, and try to save the heathens from Dick Clark, James Corden's belly, and Glitch McConnell. Is Jesus Kenough? Would Cardi B catch a baby? Will God ban phones in heaven...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. BALLS DEEP SPACE 69 On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , Mary Mags teams up with God to smite systemic racism and the axis of rightwing evil Ron DeSantis, Jason Aldean, and bungling Trump. Will God defeat the cable guy? Will Mary clean up God's mess...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. JESUS GIVES BARBIE A GLOWING REVIEW! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , God and Jesus descend to earth after hearing about the rise of the Evil X Corp, only to be met by Ben Shapiro's Barbie fire doll collection and trend-jackers distracting the m...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD, SATAN, AND BARBENHEIMER! On the next twitch.tv/thegodpod , it's a Barbenheimer world when Satan and God go union strong and fight for the rights of Darth Vader impersonators while smiting the dark forces of TikToker scabs. Satan does shrooms...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. GOD AND JESUS SUPPORT EVERYONE ON STRIKE! It's another mission impossible on twitch.tv/thegodpod when the three amigos Santa, Jesus, and God find themselves in battle from coast to coast with movies that are too long, magical thinking, toilet pap...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. NO REST FOR THE WICKED There's no rest for the wicked on twitch.tv/thegodpod when God and Mary Mags team up to smite evil capitalist movie execs hellbent on starving writers and stealing the likeness of actors. The deity duo then finds themselves...

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. TOXIC BILLIONAIRE PEEN CONTEST Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God unite on twitch.tv/thegodpod to form the Holy Trinity in an epic battle against good luck bird poop, billionaire peens, lying robots, Jesus' weird habit of eating hotel hallway leftov...