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Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss: Trump loses his gun permit in New York Steve Bannon is going to prison Alito's neighbor disputes Alito's flagging account Americans have forgotten how bad Trump's COVID response was Have a question for God and Jesus that you want answered on the show? Let us know in the comments on the website! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire new...

Happy Pride Month!  What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that's happened since.  We discuss: It's Pride month, baby! Cult leader convicted Cult leader's followers go apeshit Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments!  Join our newslet...

On this week's episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon.  We discuss: Memorial Day Christian Nationalism "Just be normal then" Project 2025 Harrison Butker Samuel Alito Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams  

Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I've watched over humanity for thousands of years.   I've seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I'm frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt's proposal for the 'MOMS' act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women...

In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: Why do Republicans hate dogs so much? An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he's full of crap too Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he'll go to jail, but why hasn't he...

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother 'Tod' replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus.  Discussed today: Students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld blames "the extreme left" for why you "can't make sitcoms anymore" Tod argues with Jesus about woke All this and so much more on today's episode of The God Pod!  

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news.  Discussed today: Jesus reviews Taylor Swift's new album, "The Tortured Poets Department" TikTok to be banned Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer And so much more Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.  

God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it's still 2024, although it's hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell? Abortion, abortion, abortion And so much more! Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.  

On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss: The Apoc-Eclipse The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again Later on they answer some questions

TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.

God and Jesus respond to the Oscars!  Also discussed today: What are some "gay secrets" straight people don't know? Straight men, what's the strangest thing you've been told not to do because "that's gay"? God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism.  God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did recording it! ...

God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode: Wendy's Surge Pricing? Kellog's CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner NFL Prospect Doesn't "Believe In Outer Space" Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans.  JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God'...

This week, God and Jesus respond to: Kid Rock Advocates For Genocide On Joe Rogan Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron IVF Banned In Alabama Website Bug Tricks Man Into Thinking He Won Lottery Woman Gets Charged $1000 For A Subway Sandwich JOIN US for live tapings of the God Pod Mondays at 6pm EST on God's F...

Does Jesus Still Love Flipping Tables? Does God Listen To Slayer? God And Jesus Answer Questions! God and Jesus spend an hour answering all kinds of silly questions from humans from all over the world! Does Jesus like tacos? What's God's least favorite creation? Does Jesus still love flipping tables? And does God listen to Slayer? Tune in, drop out, and escape from this sick, sad world for a littl...

God and Jesus respond to the Super Bowl win by Taylor Swift and her boyfriend. Jesus responds to the Hobby Lobby ad showing him washing feet. And so much more!  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod 

God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why?  Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.e...

God and Jesus talk to Kelly Carlin about the 'AI George Carlin Special' and the lawsuit brought against it by the George Carlin Estate. We discuss the ethics of AI, and just how dystopian it is, and antithetical to everything George stood for.  Later on, God and Jesus discuss a woman who got stuck on a gondola at Heavenly Ski Resort, the state of Missouri (misery?), and the situation at the US bor...

Jesus furiously responds to the Oscars nominations, Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show, and God responds to a pastor who says 'God told him' to defraud his flock of over 1 million dollars so he could remodel his bathroom. God and Jesus answer questions live from humans on Facebook, and discuss the complexities of society and culture in such a divided social media landscape.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE...

God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace.  Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod   

God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that's happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying 'ROT IN HELL' on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special acces...

Join us for a recap of the second half of 2023!                   NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform:  https://linktr.ee/godpod 

Mary Mags RETURNS! Mary and God discuss Christmas songs, vibes, and a Satanic idol being desecrated in Iowa. Join us for as we attempt to find the spirit of Christmas during a bleak time in human history.  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform:  https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN OUR COMMUNITY Join our Patreon for special access:  https://www.patreo...

Santa Claus comes back just in time for Christmas! God, Jesus and Santa talk SantaCon, Santa marathons, and when is the right age to learn the truth about Santa. We also discuss landing a plane, GTA 6, whether we have rizz, and which comedians nobody will ever convince us are funny.  Join us for this very Santarific episode of the God Pod! NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on y...

God and Jesus discuss the latest smiting news of the world: Santos expelled, Kissinger in Hell, and the stabbing of Derek Chauvin. God and Jesus strongly respond to Trump's claim that they would have handed him the last election. And why is the Mormon church buying Nebraska?  NEW PODCAST EPISODE EVERY TUESDAY  Follow the God Pod on your favorite podcasting platform: https://linktr.ee/godpod  JOIN...