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Dear Humans, We're back! On today's episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash's interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold. GOD'S 5 MONTH ANNIVE...

Jesus and I recapped everything that's happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold. Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department? Wishing Biden was still running Complaining that Kamala's crowds must be "fake" 'Accidentally' flying on Jeffrey Epstein's p...

Dear Humans, Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, " How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life. " Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging...

Dear Humans, Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers.  Nick tells us about what he's seeing and we compare notes. And what we're seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which fe...

Watch the video! Dear Humans, I never could have imagined how emotional the past few days would make me. I have cried more tears of joy, hope, and pride than I can remember. For the first time in a long time, I am filled with hope for the future. Joe Biden's decision to step down wasn't just a brilliant chess move; it was a symbolic passing of the torch from one generation to the next. And all the...

Dear Humans, Today Jesus and I sit-down with  Johnny Palmadessa , a sharp young Democratic Strategist who found himself in the thick of chaos at the Trump campaign rally where a mass shooting occurred on Saturday. One innocent bystander lost their life, and Donald came within 2 inches bullet going through his brain. Johnny shares his firsthand account of the event. Jesus and I tried to wrap our mi...

Dear Human Being reading this, It's me, God, and boy, do we have a divine dispatch for you today! We just recorded a brand new episode of The God Pod, and you're not gonna want to miss this one. We dug into some juicy topics that are hotter than hell's furnace, so grab your popcorn and buckle up. First up, we tackled the question that's been on everyone's mind: Who exactly is trying to push Biden...

Hey there, you beautiful mortals! It's me, God, back with another episode of The God Pod. This time, Jesus and I are tearing apart Project 2025, that insane conservative plan to turn the USA into Gilead. First up, I go off on how these utter douchebags want to centralize power and roll back rights. Seriously, it's like they want to drag us all back to the Dark Ages….and the Dark Ages sucked! Jesus...

Dear Humans, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the latest Supreme Court decisions and the media hysteria following the debate. Here's your holy recap: Episode Highlights: Supreme Court Decisions: 🏛️ Supreme Court grants Trump immunity for January 6. 👩🏽‍⚖️ Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's dissent calling the ruling "absurd." ⚖️...

Dear Heavenly Followers, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! 😇 In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into the jaw-dropping scandal involving Trump's spiritual advisor Robert Morris, who resigned amid allegations he molested a 12-year-old. We also cover Trump's purely evil suggestion for migrant fighting leagues, his ironic all-caps endorsement of the Ten Commandments, Bi...

Dear Heavenly Followers, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from Louisiana's latest classroom mandate to the broader implications of such moves. Here's your holy recap: 🎙️  Episode Highlights: Why Louisiana's Ten Commandments Mandate Won't Save Its Soul  Louisiana ha...

Hi Humans, We're back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here's your holy recap: 🎙️  Episode Highlights: Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump?  Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Bi...

🎙️ Episode Highlights: Crime Myths Debunked: Discover the real data behind Trump's false claims about rising crime rates under Biden. Hunter Biden's Conviction: Explore how Hunter Biden's guilty verdict fits into the broader narrative of justice and political manipulation. Supreme Court Corruption: Unveil the shocking statements from Justice Samuel Alito about pushing the country towards 'godlines...

🎙️ Episode Highlights: Dolly Parton vs. The Federalist : Discover why attacking Dolly Parton is such folly. Laugh along as we dive into the backlash! Trump's Probation Drama : Get the scoop on Trump's first probation meeting and his bizarre rally rants on sharks, extreme heat, and saying the quiet part out loud! Divine Comedy : Join God and Jesus as they roast the absurdities of the week with humo...

Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss: Trump loses his gun permit in New York Steve Bannon is going to prison Alito's neighbor disputes Alito's flagging account Americans have forgotten how bad Trump's COVID response was Have a question for God and Jesus that you want answered on the show? Let us know in the comments on the website! Join our newsletter and never miss an episode or satire new...

Happy Pride Month!  What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that's happened since.  We discuss: It's Pride month, baby! Cult leader convicted Cult leader's followers go apeshit Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments!  Join our newslet...

On this week's episode of The God Pod I hang out with my son Jesus Christ after a week off in Jamaica, mon.  We discuss: Memorial Day Christian Nationalism "Just be normal then" Project 2025 Harrison Butker Samuel Alito Pope Francis uses a homophobic slur Hitler Endorses Trump From Hell Betwixt Tortured Screams  

Dear Americans, As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I've watched over humanity for thousands of years.   I've seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I'm frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt's proposal for the 'MOMS' act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women...

In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/ Also discussed today: Why do Republicans hate dogs so much? An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he's full of crap too Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he'll go to jail, but why hasn't he...

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother 'Tod' replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus.  Discussed today: Students are protesting Jerry Seinfeld blames "the extreme left" for why you "can't make sitcoms anymore" Tod argues with Jesus about woke All this and so much more on today's episode of The God Pod!  

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news.  Discussed today: Jesus reviews Taylor Swift's new album, "The Tortured Poets Department" TikTok to be banned Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer And so much more Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.  

God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it's still 2024, although it's hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today: Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell? Abortion, abortion, abortion And so much more! Listen to God's frigging podcast, dammit.  

On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss: The Apoc-Eclipse The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again Later on they answer some questions

TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS: Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.