The God Show

On this holy episode of the God Pod, God finds out if Mary Mags believes in him or not. She also brings the gift of uncomfortable truths to help humans grow; they discuss our new snow crab overlord's alliance with elephants for world domination, the Incel Task Force, capitalism breeding loneliness, what it means to be a good person, the cuddle mafia, God's TikTok fart algorithm, and God decides to...

On this episode of the God Pod, Dr. Satan and Dr. God list 46 people that are definitely going to H-E-double hockey sticks, Alex Jones getting smanged, the cheese test, 1 billion missing snow crabs, Jesus stealing socks, and boob aerodynamics. Satan and God also discuss their biggest fears on 'Anti-Therapy With Satan,' and on the 'Satan Show!' they gossip about Kim Kardashian getting booed, hot gh...

On the new God Pod: Jesus, Mary Mags, and God are working for the weekend with hotshot atheist, constitutional lawyer, and author, Andrew Seidel, to chat about his new book 'American Crusade' which gives a glimmer of hope as democracy flails against the hostile takeover of the Supreme Court by Christian zealots.  Mary Mags and Andrew Seidel smarten up the episode leaving Jesus speechless and God l...

On the next and always FREE episode of the God Pod, God is tested by the universe and feels unloved and finger-shamed. Mary Mags brings awareness to sea algae and the elephants' hostile takeover of the planet on Conspiracy Corner. Psyche has dating tips for the men on the failed dating app The "Right" Stuff and tries to cheer up God. We also learn Jesus has been sneaking down to earth in disguise,...

On this episode of the God Pod, Me, Jesus and Mary Magdalene talk about the Hurricane in Florida, the Deep State, and what the migrants in Martha's Vineyard are up to now. Jesus went to see the movie 'Bros' and has a review. Finally, we discuss Lizzo playing a flute and making a million incels heads explode. The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that S...

On this episode of the God Pod Me, Satan, Psyche, and fangirl Mormon prophet Joseph Smith geek out over the Amazing Comic Book Writing Adventures of Dan Slott with Ren and Stimpy (comic books), the Fantastic 4, the Spider-Verse, She-Hulk, his Marvel food truck, death threats, his quest for the elusive giant office ham, and so much more! On God Pod News: Marjorie Taylor Greene gets served divorce p...

On this glorious God Pod episode, the "silly gang" Jesus and Mary Mags join me to talk TV shows, Trump trying to manifest himself out of crimes, prison's basement, the slow-moving moral arc of the universe, and Jediism. On JFC LOL we discuss Lil Nas X ordering pizza for Christian protesters, Umass football's Pride Day vs Liberty University, Benny the butt plug, Eminem topping the Christian billboa...

On the new sermon from the Church of the God Pod, puppy-loving Jesus throws lawless Ron DeSatan under the bus for using asylum seekers for his political sideshow, Mary Mags preaches on the dumbing down of America, I perform an Act Of God, and Jesus finds out he missed a prayer for a pony. On Evil Incarnate News we cover the Republican's nationwide abortion ban plan, the Little Mermaid Controversy,...

Satan returns to the God Pod from his trip to the Royal Hell Casino and gives us the latest update on how the Queen is doing. Tensions brew as we talk about the queen's bees, leprechauns, and flapping. We chat about Patagonia, decent billionaires, Hardee's brilliantly seizing on the hilarious MyPillow FBI bust, and McDonald's onion rings. Celebrity drama takes center stage on the Satan Show with B...

Jesus, Mary Mags, and I dicker around with comedy legend Scott Dikkers, the founder of The Onion, #1 NY Times best-selling author, creator of the comic strip Jim's Journal, voice actor, screenwriter, director, and creator of the new podcast Scott Dikkers Around.  I interrogate Scott with dating questions, and we discuss the evil Nestle corp, star signs, climate change, Vlad the impaler, Mary's ong...

Moses returns to the God Pod after wondering Costco for 40 minutes, we learn about pegging therapy on Therapy with Psyche, and I fill in for Satan on the Satan Show. We discuss Queen Elizabeth II's ascent to purgatory on a MacBook double rainbow, "nothing is sacred" tweets from 'Murica, lentil soup, TV shows, and Tucker Carlson nightmares. It's the end of an era, humans, so grab your headphones an...

I said, "Let there be a God Pod," and saw that it was GREAT! Chaz Stevens, the amazing political activist for the separation of church and state, known as the ambassador to hell, the world's worst superhero, and General Patton of the War On Christmas, joins Me, Jesus, and Mary Mags to discuss his incredible career trolling the bureaucratic hypocrisy of the far right. And if that wasn't awesome eno...

Satan and Psyche stop by the God Pod, and it goes completely OFF THE RAILS! I discover I have a Tinker Bell rule, and I'm a like addict in Group Therapy with Psyche. On God's Wacky World Of Humans, we discuss sunning your holes, then pivot to the Satan Show to speculate about why Leo can't drive 25, the roasting of JK Rowling, and Dee Snyder not taking it anymore from MAGAts. We finish off the sho...

Hi Humans, I just gotta tell you about the new God Pod episode before My school bus arrives. It's so cool! Mary Mags professes some sweet progressive optimism, and Jesus cheerleads for Taylor Swift. The class syllabus includes Biden's Dark Brandon Joker phase, Jesus' winning the student loan debate with memes, trolling the In God We Trust Texas loophole, and Voltron. On JFC LOL, Jesus rebukes the...

It's 2 Girls, 1 God today as Mary Mags and Psyche join Me to discuss the White House Twitter account dunking on hypocritical republicans, outsourcing parenting, Venus in Uranus, diapers, pro-choice Gen Z activists, and hot dog beer straws. The God Pod is packed with vitamin G, your favorite alternative sugars, and now comes in four delicious flavors!  The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years...

For unto you a new God Pod episode is born with Jesus, Mary Mags, and our wonderful guest, Holly Figueroa O'Reilly, Chocolatier, Baker, Songstress, and Trump Slayer.  We discuss bible banning, the atheist factory, ding dong clouds, Twitter blocking, the laughingstock Dr. Oz., Canada's QAnon Queen, grammar check reviews and comments, and Mary teaches me big words.  Did you know you can listen to th...

Four score and seven minutes ago I brought forth the newest episode of the God Pod with Satan, Psyche, and special guest Abraham Lincoln, who walks us through a less than accurate historical tour, which includes a 10-year egg shortage and his Lincoln Log Fortune. We also have group therapy with Psyche, read Weeny Boy Mcgoo's review, and discuss evil bosses who think they're gods. I decide to get p...

Holy Moly! On the new God Pod, I hang (pun intended) with Jesus and Mary Mags.  In the new segment, 'Just Smite It,' we talk about Beto and the need for more cursing from the left. In The News, we discuss cemented golf holes, capitalist monkeypox, Tenacious D, creepy Meta chatbots, false flags, and astrology. And if that wasn't enough to tickle your holy ghost, Jesus accepts a marriage proposal, w...

On the next Most Holy episode of the God Pod: Psyche returns for group therapy with Me and Satan. I do My incredible impressions of a goat, Mike Pence, and Norm McDonald. We discuss My continuous Smitings of Trump, the ghost of Ivana, and speculate about who the FBI informer could be.  On Satan Today, we introduce the new dating game 'Shoot Your Shot With Satan,' the latest celeb gossip, and Ezra...

I made a new God Pod episode and saw that it was good!  I hang with Jesus and his bestie Mary Mags. We premiere the new trailer to Pray: Jesus vs Predator. We also chat about Mormons playing the persecution card, the Holy Trinity bikini, the Indiana rep who tried to ban Viagra, climate change, and read some 'Explain The Bible Badly' Twitter comments.   In the beginning was the podcast, and the pod...

Satan, Mary Mags, and Moses stop by God Pod+ and we all have a good laugh at the smiting of Alex Jones. We celebrate the state of Kansas for preserving a woman's right to choose. We discuss what people might do to celebrate National Lobster Day.  On Conspiracy Corner, Moses uncovers the Georgia Guidestones' mystery. The Satan Show is packed with the latest entertainment news from the HBO Max and D...

Jesus and Mary Mags stop by the God Pod to mourn our Mega Millions loss and scratch our heads at a leaking Noah's Ark museum. On JFC LOL we chat about pronouns in the Bible, and Jesus googles vagina paintings live on air. We also private-jet-shame celebrities, praise the satire of Grand Theft Auto, and swoon over Beyonce.  Wow! How anyone could pass this episode up is beyond me and I'm omniscient....

God and Satan discuss a rich bishop who got robbed, the number 666, the end of Choco Tacos, OAN begging the Left for help, peanut butter and salsa, Kylie Jenner, and Chik-Fil-A paying people in sandwiches. NOTE: The God Pod is now fortified with Alpha and Omega-3s. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despit...

Hi Humans! On this brand spanking new episode of the GOD POD, Jesus and Me hang out and discuss if he's ever held a magic wand, robots taking over the world, and how Focus on the Family's messaging destroys families. Oh and I almost forgot! We debut a new JFC LOL segment you won't want to miss! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad....

New and Improved God Pod! Now includes "The Satan Show." Satan and Mary Magdalene stop by to discuss all things cats, Old Testament fashion, mock Josh Hawley, and learn a thing or two about menstruation. 9 out of 10 Cats love the God Pod, so turn it on for them. It's even great for reducing hairballs… maybe. Couldn't hurt to try. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is...