The Goblin Squad Podcast

We're back Gobs!! Sarah started The Serp, it's REPOWOMAN summer, and we have tea to spill. You thought we were done? You thought the gobs had called it quits and vanished into the ether?? Nay! We have returned….Right off the bat, let’s get some things out of the way… WE TAKE IT ALL BACK!!! Did we use haunted AI imagery to generate thumbnails for this pod? Yes. And we are nauseous about it....

Guess who's back, back, back, back again? Squad is back, back, back, tell a friend. We know it's been literal months gobs, but the squad is back together and weirder then ever. We set out with the best intentions of revisiting our Personal Alchemy Episode (Episode 24) but then camera stands were forgotten, notes were left in the house, melodicas were whipped out, and we slowly devolved into the ch...

Hey Gobs!! Join us for a bonus ep as we go through the amazing items we snagged in Rhinelander, the home of the Hodag! We're coming to you.....not Live, but pre-recorded and heavily edited from the House of the Hodag himself. We visited The Hodag Store, All That Glitters, The Morgue Coffee Co, Tom's Drawing Board, EVPs, The Briar House, Holmboe Conifer Forest & more! Big shout out to B...

It was ABSOLUTELY an Experience—with a capital E . We’re back, goblins! And this week we’re talking about the one, the only, Long Island Medium herself… Theresa Caputo. After spending an evening in her audience and hearing her work the room, we have all the feelings. It doesn’t take a psychic to guess that we also have some strong opinions. What we thought would be a quirky night out turned into s...

Episode 57: Paris Catacombs & Stull Cemetery Welcome back, Gobs to Hot Ghoul Summer ! The vibes are still eerie and the air smells faintly of crypt dust instead of sea spray but that’s good enough for us. In this episode, we descend into the ossuary underworld of the Paris Catacombs —a massive underground maze full of bones, history, and….surprise! Living people. We’re also diving into the gri...

Hot Ghoul Summer Continues, Gobs! This week on The Goblin Squad , we’re tossing bones, flipping cards, and side-eyeing unsolicited DM’s about messages from the great beyond. That’s right, gobs—we’re diving head first into the wild and witchy world of divination . We’re breaking down the major types of divination (yes, including the weird ones— hello, cheese reading ), unpacking why humans have alw...

Grab your rosary and your questionable EMF reader because it’s Hot Ghoul Summer , and we’re kicking it off by digging through the dusty, demon-infested legacy of everyone’s favorite paranormal power couple: Ed & Lorraine Warren. This week, Brooke and Sarah apparate into the witchy shed to break down The Warren Method™ (aka: invite yourself into someone’s haunted house, bless the water, and get...

🦋✨ Episode 53 – Is Mothman a Tulpa?! Guess who’s back, back again? Brooke and Sarah return for Part 2 of their Mothman Madness —and this time, things get even weirder . (We didn’t know that was possible either.) This week, the Goblin Squad dives face-first into the wild idea that Mothman might not just be a cryptid... he might be a tulpa . That’s right—a psychic projection made real through shee...

Episode 52: Mothman & Men in Black Brooke and Sarah are flapping back into your ears with a spine-tingling tale straight outta the fog-choked hills of 1960s West Virginia. That’s right, we’re talking about Mothman —the glowing-eyed harbinger of doom (or confused bird?) who launched a full-blown paranormal panic in the town of Point Pleasant. We’re diving into the OG sighting near the TNT plant...

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🎙️ Episode Title: Goblin Jobs Part 2! — Piss Whisperers, Sin-Eaters & Hermits, Oh My! Welcome back, goblins, to another descent into the historical job market's uncanny basement. In Part 2 of our Goblin Jobs series, we're cracking open the dusty, slightly damp ledger of Victorian-era weird employment —and it does not disappoint. This episode, we uncover: 💛 Piss Prophets – Yes, actual...

🎙️ Episode Title: Goblin Jobs (Rat Catchers) – Part 1 🕷️ Location: Brooke’s Witchy Shed (complete with skulls, spell jars, and probably at least one cursed object) 👑 Hosts: Brooke & Sarah – Queens of Chaos and Connoisseurs of Cursed Professions 🐀 Episode Summary: In this delightfully rat-infested romp, we dive into the underbelly (sometimes literally ) of one of history’s most peculiar profe...

32:35 -54:28 (animal death & animal trapping)

Sarah's ep will be next week lol and she's gonna kill it, cause she's awesome

Winter is upon us in the Northern Hemisphere! As the long dark descends, join The Goblin Squad in a riveting (and slightly horrifying) two-part episode on the perils of cold weather exploration. It’s finally time, gobs. Mount Everest. It’s happening.  In part one of this week’s episode, we talk about one of the most fascinating and disturbing truths about the great mountain…what happens if you don...

We all have them…those movies and tv shows that we saw as kids that absolutely messed us up. The scenes that were so strange, unsettling, or transformative that you still think about them at random times in your life. What made you jump from the middle of your room onto your bed…just in case? Did you watch a movie as a little kid that has stuck with you and still creeps you out? Join us as we run...

Aaaaannnnnd we're back! IT'S OCTOBER!!! To get all of you goblins ready for the best month of them all, we are sharing tales of witches, hauntings, and memories from Halloweens past. Brooke has been waiting to talk about the Witch of York for over a year and it was absolutely worth the wait. Join us to hear the fantastic story of Ursula; soothsayer, cunning woman, and all-around badass. To say tha...

We made it to 40! Woo! Now THAT’S something to celebrate! In the spirit of Episode 40, join us as we talk about…whatever we want. Really. That’s what we do in this episode. We have a conversation about “oysters” aka the weird, unusual, or goblincore things that have been taking up all of our free thinking time. Since oysters are one type of mollusk that produces pearls, we decided to share our “pe...

The gobs are back, and they saw a Hodag! The Goblin Squad returns as we scramble through the alleys and thoroughfares of Rhinelander, Wisconsin. Also known as the home of the beloved cryptid, the Hodag. The people of this town in northern Wisconsin don’t just have a cryptid, they ARE the cryptids. The Hodag has been adopted as the mascot for the entire town, extending all the way to businesses, te...

Goblins, this is a different kind of episode. We have no topic, no obscure cryptids, it's just a couple of 30 somethings talking about life, anxiety, pitfalls, and hypotheticals. Don't worry, we aren't going anywhere. This podcast has been and will continue to be such a joy in our lives. We adore the community we have cultivated across platforms & countries....but, ya girls needed a hot minute off...

Litha!! The Summer Solstice!! Midsummer!! Another month, another sabbat gobs. We're talking bonfires, magical bread, the battle of The Oak King and The Holly King, dancing with the fae, alleged birds…. this one has it all, even EGGS. (We will link all the things eventually... Sarah has to teach me how to code...xoxo Brooke) Join the Squad! Instagram: ⁠⁠@goblinsquadpodcast⁠⁠ Tiktok: ⁠⁠@goblinsq...