The Girls Who Cried B-Horror

Aine and Alex head back to Camp New Horizons as they discuss the third installment in the Angela Baker slasher franchise Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland. With Aine constantly mispronouncing a character's name, the girls cover everything from the unexplainable attraction to summer camp owners to where they think Angela would be in 2022. So murder is okay but slut-shaming is a no-go for the tw...

Aine and Alex take a trip to Stephen King's Derry with special guest, Elizabeth Lally, as they discuss Bangor, Maine's SK Tours. With Alex's wedding only a month away, the girls cover everything from the advantages of audio books to the necessity for everyone to watch The Mist. So don't go to the ground beyond and take a Stand, because we all float for the Season Two Finale Special of The Girls Wh...

Aine and Alex do some crazy biking parkour as they discuss the year 2000 TV movie Python. With director Richard Clabaugh's website pulled up, the girls cover everything from horny Jenny McCarthy to monkey love. So adopt an indiscernible southern accent and hold this snake for the twenty-fourth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex drink the blue Kool-Aid as they discuss their second Frank Henenlotter film Brain Damage. With a plate of meatball brains in front of them, the girls cover everything from allegories of substance abuse to which b-movie puppet they'd prefer to marry. So say no to drugs and yes to your boyfriend's hot brother for the twenty-third episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex carry around returning guest, Roberto Guevara, in a wicker basket as they discuss the MoMA preserved film Basket Case. With hopes for a Wahlberg brothers remake, the girls cover everything from the incredible utilization of stop-motion to the fundamentals of the Sleepaway Camp school of acting. So climb out of the toilet and put on your worst wig for the twenty-second episode of The...

Aine and Alex cautiously return to the town of Woodsboro as they discuss the 2022 requel Scream. With Skeet Ulrich in a ghostly RuPaul filter, the girls cover everything from certified scream queen Jenna Ortega's killer performance to the big win for Randy stans in this latest installment. So call Dewey for backup and pray Matthew Lillard finally gets the respect he is owed for the third Big Scree...

Aine and Alex play the floor is lava as they discuss Reba McEntire's film debut Tremors. With two male leads (who should have been lovers) leading the charge, the girls cover everything from the films incredible pacing to possible cast for a reboot. So hop off that pogo stick and get on your roof for the twenty-first episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take a look back at 2021 as they discuss some of their favorite horror films of the year. With an ancient alien overlord under their control, the girls cover everything from beaches that make you old to the most punchable actors in Hollywood. So quit spying on your neighbors and spend your last night in 2021 with The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex end up on the naughty list as they discuss John Waters' favorite Christmas movie Christmas Evil. With a lifetime subscription to Penthouse Magazine, the girls cover everything from the parental burden of keeping up the Santa illusion to ending every movie like Grease. So leave out bread and butter and don't catch Mommy fooling around with Santa Claus for the twentieth episode of The...

Aine and Alex take a look inside another wax museum as they discuss Anthony Hickox's directorial debut Waxwork. With an invitation to a private showing at midnight, the girls cover everything from having an unlikable lead to what makes something a horror anthology. So bring no more than six friends and let the girls die horny for the nineteenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex take you to church as they discuss Mike Flanagan's newest Netflix miniseries Midnight Mass. With Joe Collie in their hearts, the girls cover everything from the dos and don'ts of monologuing to the cowardice of masking hate with religion. So say your prayers and don't drink the Flavor Aid for the third Bone-Chilling Binge minisode!

Aine and Alex dance in the blood rain as they discuss the 2013 reboot Evil Dead. With Lou Taylor Pucci reading incantations aloud, the girls cover everything from Jane Levy's horror acting chops to the perfect shower temperature. So don't bring your dog and don't cut it off for the seventh Tangential Terror minisode! [TW: Sexual violence is discussed in this episode.]

Aine and Alex turn into a pair of beautiful deadites as they discuss Sam Raimi's campy Evil Dead trilogy. With a skeleton army backing them up, the girls cover everything from the troubled production of the first film to Ash's unfortunate final boy trajectory. So fire up your chainsaw hands and say "Groovy" for the eighteenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex experience murderous visions as they discuss James Wan's return to horror Malignant. With the unexplained ability to manipulate electricity, the girls cover everything from horror icon in the making Mckenna Grace to the intentional use of camp. So stop running backwards and get that head wound checked out for the second Big Screen Scares minisode!

Aine and Alex end up at the worst birthday party imaginable with special guest and co-host of the Love Portions podcast, Cornelia Bendel, as they discuss the incestuous hidden gem Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker. With a pickled human head in the basement, the girls cover everything from their drag personas to the symbolism of milk. So check the breaks on your car and set healthy boundaries with yo...

Aine and Alex move to a new farm house in the coastal town of Canaima, California as they discuss the 1990 horror comedy Arachnophobia. With The General in the basement building an army, the girls cover everything from a world in which spiders solve the climate crisis to the power of Jimmy Buffett. So look in your slippers and under that lampshade for the sixth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex decide to go mining in Prosperity, Arizona as they discuss the arachnid horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks. With Scarlett Johansson begging to play a giant spider, the girls cover everything from the power of horror shorts to David Arquette's secret sauce. So always listen to the kids and say "Adios, Consuela!" for the sixteenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex stop for gas as they discuss the 2000s mumblegore film Splinter. With a disembodied hand scuttling around, the girls cover everything from their love of Fearnet to the effectiveness of abandoning horror tropes. So go camping for your anniversary and don't worry because we're cutting your arm off for the fifteenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horror!

Aine and Alex finally return to the movie theater as they discuss the "Italian Evil Dead" Demons. With a Jensen Ackles lookalike on a motorcycle, the girls cover everything from Scream 2 parallels to their horror stories of being approached by men in public. So don't put on that mask and watch out for that helicopter coming through the roof for the fourteenth episode of The Girls Who Cried B-Horro...

Aine and Alex find themselves in a police precinct with returning guest, Roberto Guevara, as they discuss the Chris Rock produced Saw spin-off Spiral. With a meaty pig puppet pulling the strings, the girls cover everything from Joey King's eternal youth to Aine's inability to follow the plot of Lifetime films. So celebrate the return of movie theaters and Guy Ritchie, because we are getting twiste...

Aine and Alex pack their bags for Camp Rolling Hills as they discuss the slasher sequel Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers. With "tit patrol" shirts and french fries, the girls cover everything from Pamela Springsteen's killer performance to a need for more sex positive women in horror. So watch out for the counselor of the week and don't get sent home early for the thirteenth episode of The Girls...

Aine and Alex wake up in a dilapidated bathroom with special guest and co-host of the Dearly Departed podcast, Roberto Guevara, as they discuss the surprisingly convoluted horror franchise Saw. With the release of Spiral less than a month away, the girls cover everything from scream king Donnie Wahlberg's unbelievable three film run to how Jigsaw said ACAB. So put on your Reverse Beartraps and say...

Aine and Alex throw some killer gutter balls as they discuss the bowling alley nightmare Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. With Linnea Quigley in the middle of a robbery, the girls cover everything from horrible water pressure in the sorority house to Revenge of the Nerds aging like cottage cheese. So don't go wishing on imps released from bowling trophies for the twelfth episode of The...

Aine and Alex decide to never sleep again as they discuss the entire A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. With Mark Patton in their hearts, the girls cover everything from final girls with agency to the horrors of becoming a cockroach. So lock your doors and grab your crucifix for the fifth Tangential Terror minisode!

Aine and Alex do some investigative journalism as they discuss the mockumentary slasher Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. With video cameras ready to capture it all, the girls cover everything from the logistics of horror icons in other horror films to the importance of roleplaying in a relationship. So go out into the field on the night of a harvest moon and till the soil for the eleven...