The Girls Bathroom

Dearest gentle reader, practice your best Voldemort impression and ask 'Can THE Doctor see me now?' We're exploring icky hobbies and have one final update from an indecisive Sarah. A Brian enters the bathroom for advice and another is threatened by his partner's social life. We're also saying 'Hallo!' and 'Wie geht's?' to a deutsche Brian while another is ignoring every boundary in the book! Final...

The word of the week is 'freakazoid' and we're asking you to share your most iconic girl code moments. We're revisiting 'question of the week' from episodes gone by and finding out what happens when you're on the receiving end of a warning message. We've got besties sharing a therapist, a new friend who's feeling under appreciated (or maybe she wants more?) and a Samantha who has overstepped big t...

Helloooo Wednesday and hello Zac Efron specifically. We're sharing icky fashion mistakes, asking why men love to show the world their boxers, and informing you all of the Facebook phenomenon 'Are we dating the same guy?' We have a Brian who's more than camera shy and a Sarah who's tired of giving ultimatums... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom...

The sun's (kinda) still out so we're serving exposed foot and asking when you decided to cut ties with a friend. Cinzia's discovered a blast from the past and we've got a twin who's claiming to have broken every code in the book. Single Sarah is feeling abandoned, while Brian is seeking Spanish Brians. Finally, we're thinking up baby names, delivering another Star of the Week and declaring this th...

It's Wednesday so that means it's time to slide in to a FitFlop and think about your GSCE maths homework. We're sharing not so humblebrags and an unfaithful Sarah has quite the story to share! We have a mum who's delivering unwanted information about her daughter's beau, and a Susan who agrees she isn't to be trusted... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir...

It's Wednesdaaaay!! We're travelling down memory lane to find inspiration for this week's Question of the Week and asking 'Why don't I have a pink sparkly Lamborghini?' Elsewhere we have a Sarah who's living under surveillance, a Brian who doesn't know his Helens from his Hannahs (or does he?) and a mum and dad who want to make their connection the real deal... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep e...

We're back back back again with another X-RATED episode!!! We're finding out the not so constructive criticism you've had bestowed upon you and discovering how a baby and a dog have made their way into one listener's bedroom. We've got a boyfriend who's a little tentative around his partner's privates and a Brian who's hygiene is leaving a mark. Elsewhere Sarah is struggling with a very, ahem, gen...

Merry Wednesday to all!! Cinzia has quite the story about her time in the salon, and we're taking 'babes' mainstream. We're saying 'Bon chance!' to their new partners and are SHOCKED at Brian's quick turnaround from first date to wifed up. We're asking if we should move cities for our boyfriend's ex and wondering why everything goes south after a couple of Aperols... Join us on Patreon for an extr...

Happy Wednesday!!! We're reminiscing about iconic British TV, wondering if we should establish a staff uniform and asking if you've ever been caught stalking someone's socials? We've got a Sarah who feels like she's being watched and a sister who can't stop competing. We're also party planning for some Canadian hens in London and creating a holiday itinerary for a solo Susan. Join us on Patreon fo...

Woohooo! It's the big three-zero-zero, and we've got the balloons to prove it!! We're investigating the content of your partner's notes app, submitting our premier league predictions and getting an all important update from our utterly remorseful Susan. We have a Sarah who doesn't know what to do about her boyfriend's boyfriend, and we're all hoping we can take this BIG secret to the grave... Join...

Welcome to a very special X-rated Girls Bathroom podcast episode!! We've asked you to send in some of your steamiest dilemmas, and boy have you delivered! We're discovering what unusual items have made their way into the bedroom and what advice Zac Efron may or may not have bestowed upon us. We have a Sarah asking if she should share her new found dominatrix adventures with her friends, a Susan wh...

Congratulations, it's Wednesday! We're introducing a new segment and seeing if you can tell your Aristotles from your Alexander-Arnolds. We're asking for stories of outfits which failed to slay, and our long suffering new mother gives us the third and final update on her godparent drama. Elsewhere we have a lonely Sarah wondering if she might be the problem, and we're asking if Susan is trying to...

Welcome to the News at 7, we're your hosts Sophia and Cinzia and here's the headlines for today. We're planning a party and avoiding tough, grey meat. The notes app is shaking everyone to their core. Cinzia is so hungry she could eat a man, Brian's priorities are all wrong, and Sarah's boyfriend would rather spend money on children's cardboard than bricks and mortar. Join us on Patreon for an extr...

Hey from LA!!! Fresh from Coachella, we're taking the pod worldwide and delivering one of our comfiest episodes yet. We're discovering shocking villain origin stories, Sarah can't stop texting her bestie's bf and there's been a sad and unexpected change in Susan's friendship. We have a WILD update on the overbearing non-godparent and we're asking her 'Parlez-vous français??' Join us on Patreon for...

Turn your speakers up, it's Wednesday! We're going undercover and sharing codenames, getting horrified by group chats and asking what our initiation process looks like. Brian's bringing Helen to his first date, Sarah's new boyfriend can't get any shut eye and we're all double booked. Finally, we're telling Sarah everything's okay and it's time to move on from Serious Steve... Join us on Patreon fo...

It's Wednesday and we're putting the world to rights by laying out our rules for modern dating. The girls experience a case of mistaken identity, we're shouting out the 2025 and 2026 brides (kinda!), and we're trying to be there for a friend. We're telling Susan to keep a cheating ex in the dark and a special Sarah provides our quote for the episode! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!!...

Spring has very much sprung and we’re giving all boys everywhere a much needed PSA!! Sarah’s dancing in the kitchen and Susan’s trying out a Bad Boy. We’ve got a Brian who’s “boys trip” is nothing of the sort, and we’re ranking our favourite things about an international athlete. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom!...

Live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk Temptation Island and icks you just can't ignore! Sarah's in the middle of a love triangle that's more dramatic than The Summer I Turned Pretty and there's a Brian that's completely oblivious about what's going on behind his back. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The...

Back from our travels and reporting live and direct from The Girls Bathroom studio, it's time to talk t-shirt tans and Temptation Island! Cinzia's riding the bus and Sophia's getting stood up. Sarah's losing her mind over her boyfriend's new role, we're inducting another Brian into the bathroom, and some first time listeners are finding out info they wish they hadn't... Join us on Patreon for an e...

Happy Wednesday!! We're back at the TGB HQ to ask if we should be drag queens and share in our regrettable fashion choices. We have a Sarah who's way too concerned about her bestie's boyfriend's height and a Susan's 30th birthday has been all but forgotten. Brian's friends are crushing on him hard (but does he know?) and best contact the authorities, there's a style thief on the loose!! Join us on...

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! THE CODY SIMPSON IS ON THE GIRLS BATHROOM PODCAST!!! Now that we've all collected ourselves, Cody, aka Brian is getting confused by the UK lads, delivering some hard truths to our Sarahs and is also looking to start a musical trio... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Australia and New Zealand Tour tickets here: https://w...

Bienvenue! We're saying 'Hola' to all the Sarahs and Brians this week, and unfortunately subjecting you to some awful dirty talk. We have a Susan asking if she should risk it all for a hot celeb, a Brian who won't bite the bullet (in more ways than one) and a Sarah wondering if her boyfriend is secretly jealous of her success... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.c...

It's Wednesday!!! We're back in our pink palace, some Sarahs are sharing advice and we're asking Eddie if he's walking. We've got a family betrayal, a remorseful bridesmaid and a bestie hiding a secret she wishes she never heard... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Australia and New Zealand Tour tickets here: https://www.tegdainty.com/tour/the...

Far out!! There's some Aussie Brians in the bathroom this week, a.k.a. Jake and Ottie from Relatables!! Between singing Cody Simpson and asking 'Why mullets?', we're picking their brains to find out why a UK Brian keeps popping pills, why an Aussie Brian can't put down his phone and why a Canadian Brian is disappearing for 3 weeks... Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patr...

G'day gals!! We've got THE update to end all updates and we're conducting important research to find out if the Brians are team bush or team bald. Sarah's heading all the way to New Zealand to avoid her mother-in-law and Brian won't get off the bike! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Australia and New Zealand Tour tickets here: https://www.teg...