The Girls Bathroom

It’s Wednesday and we’re back in TGB HQ where things get chaotic immediately as we try and fail to figure out the difference between Hozier and Gotye, because why is the resemblance actually uncanny! Once we get past that identity crisis we dive straight into your dilemmas. On this week's agenda, we are dealing with an unwanted holiday guest, choosing between friends and a Brian yes really, jealou...

It’s the first episode of 2026, and although we’ve adopted our new motto, “let it flow and let it go,” men are still causing our Sarahs trouble. One Sarah is negotiating romance via Monzo split-the-bill requests, while another is planning a whole future with a man who ends it in two words. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls...

2026 is almost here and we’re officially entering our  let it flow and let it go  era! Could hypnotising be on the cards for 2026? Maybe. One Sarah has taken borrowing clothes to the next level by stealing her sister’s identity (Shane… or Jane enter stage left), while another Sarah is stressing because her Brian might not spend New Year’s Eve with her. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep...

It was a freezing cold Christmas eve at TGB HQ, Sarah’s far and wide wrote in with their Christmas dilemmas. One Sarah ponders on how to survive the festive period with a copycat sister in law and another wonders if she’ll ever see her own family on Christmas Day…because tis it not ever the season for a dilemma?? Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathr...

The countdown to Christmas is on and we’re in our PJs, getting in the festive spirit! This week, our Sarahs are keeping us BUSY. One Sarah has been told by a Brian that he’s a  spy  (yes, seriously…), while another Sarah is wondering why her Brian has apparently blacklisted her family from Christmas forever. Festive? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every wee...

Wednesday is here and we’re diving into family chaos at TGB HQ! An auntie is convinced her niece is trying to steal her Brian. Yep, that’s where we’re at. And as if that wasn’t enough, we’ve got a Brian whose relationship with his mum is just a touch too open. Like, “discussing his love life over spaghetti” open.  Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/Th...

The festive season has officially begun, and you know TGB HQ went all-in on the decorations. But what’s Christmas without a little X-rated chaos? Our Sarahs have slid into the inbox with some truly wild dilemmas: one battling an aggressively sore labia and another who’s just discovered a… let’s say  niche  new porn category. Don’t worry, we’ll bring the wholesome vibes back jus...

We’ve signed NDAs for work… but for a relationship? Absolutely not... well, unless you’re one of our Sarahs, because she’s signed one and she is in deep! We’re diving into festive decorations, your weird food combos, and of course a birthday shoutout to a fabulous husband in Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Gi...

Is this truly a tale as old as time… the notorious crazy ex? One Sarah is facing a hacker ex causing chaos, whilst another Sarah finds an unwelcome visitor lurking in the group chat. P.S. Whoever’s still holding onto that long chip from primary school… it might finally be time to let it go! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girl...

Happy Wednesdayyy!! Can you spot anything different? We’ve had a little makeover and we’re obsessed — hope you love it just as much as we do! This week, one Sarah might need to find herself a new man after discovering his rather peculiar bedtime habit. And as if that wasn’t enough, things take an unexpected turn when a Sarah writes in about a strange discovery around the flat involving her boyfrie...

We’re out of costume and back to our true selves—ready to dive into your dilemmas! This week, one Sarah writes in about a very smelly situation, while another opens up about her less-than-dreamy wedding day. But don’t worry, faith is fully restored with this week’s Star of the Week—a seriously swoon-worthy proposal! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGi...

You’ve all been waiting for it... we proudly present our second Haunted Halloween Special! Our beloved Malvina is back with an update, and one of our Sarahs is seriously thinking about hiring her very own Etsy witch to break a hex - because what’s Halloween without a little light curse removal?! New episodes every Wednesday! Email us your dilemma at hello@thegirlsbathroom.com Follow us on instagra...

Spooky season has well and truly arrived here at TGB HQ! We highly recommend you watch this week's episode if you can! Please do not be alarmed, we have not been hijacked. To celebrate the start of spooky season we have transformed into our elderly alter egos, Brian and Doris! We find out your ghosting disasters in question of the week and a Sarah from last Halloween gives us a jaw-dropping update...

We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do this? Plus, an update (you know we live for the updates) Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.pa...

We’re back in the TGB HQ trying desperately to understand a love letter and one of our Sarahs finds out her Brian has been living a double life, and yes - we hear the classic line… “We were on a break!”  But don’t panic, because our faith in Brians everywhere is saved by one heroic Star of the Week! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom...

Good Wednesday to all Sarahs, Brians, and mysterious listeners far and wide! This week we’re sniffing out the truth: what’s the weirdest smell you secretly love? Cinzia’s all about the perm-solution scent, Sophia can’t resist a whiff of petrol, and honestly, some of you admitted to even stranger smells. Meanwhile, Blueberry can't keep still, and one Sarah somehow managed to accidentally share her...

It’s the best day of the week — not only do you have a brand new episode to listen to, but there’s also a very important live show announcement! Our Sarahs are really going through it: falling in love with sneaky links, finding strippers in Brian’s phone, and dealing with slow movements in the bedroom… it’s all a bit too much! Faith is restored in Star of The Week with a gorgeous love story f...

Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a  Star of the Week  who actually listened to some top-notch advice from Sophia’s Brian’s tips! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirl...

It’s that time again—when we tackle your spiciest X-RATED dilemmas. Padmé, Shrek, Conrad and Belly, even a squirrel…who would  you  dress up as for a little role-play with your other half? One of our Sarahs finds herself in an extremely shitty situation, while another just wants things to last a little longer! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGir...

Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s  question of the week  is:  What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing?  A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance. Join...

Happy Wednesday our dearest listeners!!!! Autumn is fast approaching and we need Halloween ideas for little miss Blueberry. This week we asked you what's the most chaotic drunk text you've ever received... safe to say some of them were incredibly chaotic. One of our Sarah's fears she may be morphing into her Brian's ex...and another Sarah investigates the mystery of her missing vibrator! Join us o...

It’s Wednesdayyy, and Cinzia is celebrating the arrival of her first child, Blueberry Baylis! This week’s question reveals your unexpected childhood crush… and honestly, Tigger is kind of a zaddy, and we are so here for it. One of our Sarahs writes in as she experiences her lesbian awakening, while another admits she’s experiencing  zero  fanny flutters. And of course, we can’t forg...

Happy Wednesday everyone!!! We're asking about your holiday disaster stories in today's Question of the Week. Sticking on the holiday theme, there's one Sarah who's been shocked when an invite for a girls trip didn't come her way, another who doesn't know whether or not to tell her friend she's about to be engaged and a bridesmaid who's already pushed the bride too far only a week after being aske...

Does it get much more x-rated than us asking you for the weirdest place you've had sex? Well we're also finding out whether one Brian's fetish has gone too far, another with a sensitive penis and there's a runner who gets far too hot and bothered in the bedroom. Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia &amp...

A VERY special episode this week as Sophia shares her engagement story!!! We're celebrating in textbook Girls Bathroom style, exchanging gifts and sharing Brian's Top Tips for a flawless engagement! Join us on Patreon for an extra ep every week!! https://www.patreon.com/TheGirlsBathroom Welcome to The Girls Bathroom! We’re Sophia & Cinzia, life-long besties who share a YouTube channel. The Gir...