The Girlie Show

Today we deep dive into how we do... BUNNY...um, sorry, where was I? Ah yes. Weather. How we do weather. Seems like the right thing to do today, being as so therefore and so forth you know... weather. Anyway, pretty boring but there is a special guest appearance about halfway through that may keep your interest. Hint - it's a rabbit.

Today we go full fat into the American Dream, Anxiety and Meds. Specifically: how much it costs, how to relax into it and who's taking what. Should be fun. 

Today we find out what America's favorite cocktails are, who employers are actually searcing for and when Mother's Day is. Here's a tip... don't end a sentence on a preposition. Also, Sunday. 

You already know that it comes to romance, I'm your man. However, if there was ever a need for proof - let me enter Episode 64 of The Girlie Show into the record. Maybe I should have waited til episode 69. Nice. 

Today we cover moving the Super Bowl to Presidents Day, how people really feel about banning TikTok and why A Handmaid's Tale may be more reality today than ever. Which one does the title of the show apply to? Tune in to find out. Tonight at 11. With Anchor Tanya Terrific. And Weatherman Chester Thunderclap. 

Today we rewind 8 years - and then 7 years - and then 14ish years - to an incendent that helped shape how I handle people who suck. Maybe, on this rainy day, it may help you. Or maybe, I just didn't feel like prepping an actual show. Either way... enjoy. 

Today we have cause for celebration and concern. We celebrate because one of the biggest hurdles for American workers was just been torn down (however temporary it might be). And concern, because one of the most popular myths in American history might have just been proven true (or false, still not sure what happened). Either way - it's worth a listen. 

Today, I come clean about what being 40 has been like the first 6 weeks into the decade. Honestly, I'm lucky to be alive to tell the tale at this rate. We also discuss vacations vs vacation dreaming, how much your mental is suffering at work and Madonna getting sued for... being Madonna?

Today we cover the "World's Most Boring Tourist Attraction" being in our own backyard. Plus, the Top 5 negative words parents use with their kids and the strange, yet effective, new use for Axe Body Spray. 

Too much stuff, too little time. Actually, we have plenty of time. I'm just choosing to smoosh Taylor Swift, Twitter bots, the Library of Congress, AI, sleep stats and the most diverse cities in America into a meager 12 minute. Well done, Clint. Well done.

Probably shouldn't have done this today. It's already so late...kids are already home... so I'm publishing with my 5 year old talking to me while eating a bag of chips... I'll transcribe... "Hey dad. One type of bird. Has food. It has it in trees. And they remember where they are, even if it... if they has it yesterday and they didn't eat them yesterday and then they come to the tree and ate it."...

Today's show can be summmmmmmmmmed up in one word: Fear. But make no mistake, there's nothing scary about it. Just some tips and tricks to help you live...(throws up in mouth a little)... fearlessly. 

Today's show - inexplicably and delightfully - is brought you by Johnsonville. Today we cover Springfield Cardinals opening day, how to save more money at Walmart, the dirtiest places in your home and how Americans agree on more than we think. Again - somehow all brought to you by Johnsonville, the sausage company. 

Bear with me - I'm a little stuffy and sniffly today. Whatever this Spring allergies/cold/sickness thing is that has wrecked our family in the last week will NOT keep me from covering the biggest event of the entire year: The Eclipse. So, ya, I guess let's talk about that. (WTF is even an eclipse?)

Today's show starts with a non-recommended remedy for a sore throat and ended with a self-righteous soliloquy on business and greed. I mean, we talk about some other stuff in between there but who can remember?

Today we reacp the iHeartRadio Music Awards/Storm Warnings - PLUS, how song lyrics are getting dumber and where in the office the germs are hiding.

April Fools? No. iHeartRadio Music Awards? I mean, yes but no. Money stuff? All day. It's all money today - how to talk about it, who should get it and how to give it away later. 

Today we finally pay off the 48 hours long and super vague tease from the last episode... and it doesn't even come close to fulfilling the expectation. But ya, besides that let down, the rest of the show is hot and fast with a ton of info and a little fun. Good to be back. 

Do you ever think that you've given yourself an ulcer? Or are starting to? Either way - while slowing forming a rotting ball of fire in the pit of my stomach, today's show is full of fun, Monday & weather beating topics like - sleep travel, boomer lawsuits and a 30-minute Bluey themed break from your kids. Enjoy! 

Ok, back to it. Today we hit poison fruits, America's favorite dogs AND how venting to your friend doesn't actually work. It's true. Which makes you venters kind of jerks. Just saying. 

Hey! Bill Burr is here! He's coming to Missouri State this Saturday so before his Springfield stop we chop it up a little bit about being older dads, his current show and... Yakov? Here's the full interview: 

Happy first day of Spring! (FYI - I have to say that. Every 'radio douche' in the country is saying it today and I don't want to be left out of the Christmas cookie exchange this year... again). Today we discuss the outdated American work day, the new James Bond, and how your reusable shopping bag may be killing the environment more than actually helping it.  Also, we preview what could potentiall...

Back from vacation just in time for.... nothing. Like, really, nothing important at all today. I mean, we found stuff to talk about - hangover cures, Target checkout getting easier, the weekly Taylor Swift record breaker - but still. We're taking the idea of easing back in REALLY literally today. 

Today we celebrate International Women's Day by dragging the company for what I believe is the dumbest thing they've ever done in the name of "honor and celebration." But the dumbness... dumbitity?... doesn't stop there. Because it seems to be a theme today. So don't grab your underwear and come on over for the 44th edition of whateverthefuh this is. 

I'm gonna make a prediction, and I don't think I'm too far out on a limb here - one of the topics we talk about on today's show will eventually lead to the destruction of all mankind. "Why?" you may be asking yourself... and I wish I had a better reason to give you, but I think we both understand the only plausible explanation here is: Because we can.