The Girlie Show

Well, Joe is out. So what’s next? Today we’ll cover what the DNC has planned plus make our own wildly speculative remarks. Also, we’ve got a terrible story about the Red Hot Chili Peppers that includes me reading directly and nauseously from Anthony Kiedis’ book. But wait there’s more! Something from the Kelce brothers we’re 100% going to buy and Amazon Alexa is here to help with Gen Z slang. Enjo...

So. Many. Topics. After a few days of scraping the barrel, today we've got two shows worth of material so I'll apologize in advance about how quickly we roll today. Take what you can, enjoy and have a great weekend.

Today we swing and miss on a story about a kid and his mullet. So there's that. We also cover where everyone wants to move, some new accessories for your ridiculous 12 foot skeletons and how to sleep longer and better with only 3 minutes worth of effort. 

Today we have our first ever experience using AI to make something, and the results are better than I could have hoped for. Plus, how much our Olympic athletes make for winning, America's favorite pizza toppings and is a "sleep divorce" right for you?

Today we pinpoint the exact amount of screen time you should allow your kids per week before it negatively affects their mental health. Plus, we discuss old timey flights coming back and whether or not using emoji is a necessary addition to communication in 2024. 

Today we follow up on the AI Influencer who turned into a sex maniac. Fun fact: the AI was actually the instigator which is fun/terrifying. Plus, what traditional "male" job around the house women are taking over this Summer AND some other stuff that I've already forgotten about despite writing this description not 4 minutes after concluding the recording. Enjoy! 

Today's show drills down into what's most important. For example, we finally have an answer to the question, "Who is your daddy? And what does he do?" made famous by the cinematic masterpiece known as Kindergarten Cop. Spoiler alert - the answer has two thumbs and kicks ass at golf. 

Today, I’m going to help you budget for the 4th of July, help you avoid getting Armageddon-ed, and help you pass out during the debate tonight. I’m also going to help you negotiate a better job for yourself (which we all I’m sure would like) AND, if there’s time… explore the concept of time itself as well as do a smaller than usual, but still very passionate, rant against A.I.  

Virtually none of today's show is actually going to make it on the air. We cover the expectations, and existential questions, surround the presidential debate tomorrow. Plus, we talk a little Bridgerton, some travel, and a hyper-sexual AI bot designed by a company with a CEO who just got arrested. 

Today, we cover some tips for the 4th of July for your pets and guests. Plus, we have the top destination "dupes" for vacation this year... so if you're looking for a cheaper vacation to a worse location, look out Murfreesboro here you come!

Today we cover artist drama from Dave, Taylor and JT. Plus, the friendliest countries in the world to visit, the tallest teenager in the world and keeping score in a relationship. OH! AND THE CICADAS ARE ZOMBIES AND ON METH!

Today we make a huge mistake, and breakdown the worst song lyrics of all time. I mean, we talk about some other stuff too... but the song lyric thing is ROUGH. Just a warning. 

Today we learn about how much money people actually have, how old people actually feel AND how to repurpose old & terrible chewing gum into something much, much worse: marketing to kid's insecurities. Fun fun. 

Hey looks who's back! Today we talk a human victory over AI, surgeons general warmings for social media and how much better we ware at being Americans than Arkansas. Bold claim? Not at all. And the proof is in the numbers. 

What happens when a previously uncontacted Amazon tribe finally gets the internet? Find out tonight on an all new episode of whatever they name this terrible and tragic reality show.  Anyway - we have the actual answer plus a bunch more in today's show. 

We've got ourselves a new silver medalist soda on the podium. Truly, this is the dawning of a new age. Plus, show frequency according to ex-football players and just how scarily early girls start to get blasted with body image stuff. 

Today we rally after a rough weekend of puking and bowling. In that order, btw. Plus we hit the most commonly misspelled word in the state and the stuff you hated as a kid but now love as an adult. 

Today we rush through a couple hot...er, trending?... whatever, videos. Plus, the best places to raise a family, hint it's not the place with Mormon crickets. And some other stuff, idk. We hauled ass today. 

Get ready for all your kooky friends to start blaming their problems on the sky, AGAIN. Another thing up there is happening. Plus, the most annoying things happening in America as we speak... and the Postal Service would like a word. Today's show, everyone.

Today we (for the most part) break down what Apple Music claims is the "Top 10 Best Albums of All-Time." Fair warning - rage may ensue. BUT, there is a baby kangaroo in this episode so that may help. 

Today we discuss how I ruined my kid's first day of Summer break. Plus, the hero coming to save seafood, a civil war on the verge and the most unhappy decade of your like according to science/limited personal experience. 

After a full week away, and one very not-publish-able episode yesterday, I'm back in the pocket. Which turns out, might not even be a thing to aspire to. More inside. 

Today we talk how women are getting a glimpse of the other side of being single. Plus how tech companies are protecting you from stalking and all the details about The Office spinoff we know.

Today's episode explores the literal, ethical, spiritual and financial cost of purchasing fish in 2024. Specifically... buying goldfish. 

Today we discuss buying the house you grew up in, how to gauge if we're doing better than our parents did, and what your texting style says about your age.