The Gift of G.A.B.

It’s like they always say — time is a flat calendar until Big Calendar tells you Sunday comes first. In an episode measured somewhere between four fall months and 6’7 memes, George, Ashton, Ben, and OT tumble from NPR voice warm-ups into a spirited crusade against presumptuous photo guys, snack-table etiquette (“chips for the children”), […]

Is there a color that represents the number nine? What does a sound taste like? And why do we find fiber so unsettling? We embark on a journey into the strange world of synesthesia, a neurological phenomenon that combines senses in unexpected ways, before delving into the murky depths of our own digestive systems and […]

Get ready for a heady dose of existential dread with this week’s episode of The Gift of G.A.B. We’re joined by George on the eve of his 21st birthday, but the big question is, is the joy of a first legal drink worth the loss of the magic? George, in the midst of a philosophical […]

It’s like reuniting with an old friend after aeons apart, only to find they’ve grown a mullet and become an exceptional cook. George, Ashton, Ben, and OT stumble upon podcast gold in this long-awaited Season 2, Episode 7 of The Gift of G.A.B. Unlike Ashton’s interactions with toxic opponents in his Madden days, the crew […]

What happens when Disneyland-themed antics, childhood meals, and turbulence-fueled adrenaline rushes collide? It’s a whirlwind of chaos, hilarity, and a touch of real talk as George, Ashton, Ben, and Ivan (sitting in for OT) take to the mics in Season Two, Episode Six of ‘The Gift of G.A.B.’ With OT off on a magical escapade, […]

In this episode, join George, Ashton, Ben, and special guest Ivan Pelly as they navigate through a sea of unexpected topics. From the eternal struggle of pee shyness to a hilarious breakdown of public pranks courtesy of ChatGPT, no stone is left unturned. Discover George’s unique peeing strategies, discuss the intricacies of AI-generated comedy, and […]

This EP is a deep dive into APIs — what they are, what they do, what those letters stand for, and more. As a special segment we try and see if George can guess what those letters stand for. Without spoiling anything, he gives a pretttyyyy wacky response… you’re really just gonna wanna watch the […]

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In this hot off the press new episode, the crew perseveres through intense drowsiness (it being a late night EP) to discuss George’s lactose intolerance, George’s surf instruction gender blunders, and a bunch of other stuff about stupid George since I guess that’s all we talk about on this show. Leave a comment if you […]

In this episode, OT is outed as a sharp cheese conspiracy theorist.

It’s like they always say, a chicken with its head cut off can still survive for 40 minutes and 49 seconds. In a similar fashion, rendered utterly George-less, Ashton, Ben, and OT somehow stumbled headless into a brilliant EP. It’s like they always say, pressure makes diamonds. And this is no different! With the weight […]

What makes a successful prison break? Is it the profound desperation of the escapees, willing to do anything to avoid a life of incarceration? Is it awe-inspiring cunning and stealth to fool the warden? Maybe one particularly beefy meat brain to incapacitate a few guards? Actually, it is none of these things. In reality, the […]

Blink and you might miss this new EP. In what many are calling the strongest hour and 15 minutes in the entire Gift of G.A.B. discography, jokes are coming and going at the speed of light. The crew sits down and discusses such riveting topics as OT’s alleged “job” and the “responsibilities” that come with […]

In this fashionably late new EP, the crew gathers round to give thanks and shoot the breeze. Topics include each crew member’s family traditions, things that are overrated, all the gory details of block chain encryption, and so much more. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG​​​ […]

In this raunchy new EP, George, Ashton and Ben go it alone — you know what that means: Ashton on tech. But, as they say, pressure makes diamonds, and this was no exception. The resulting episode was not only gut-busting and knee-slapping, but incisive and poignant as well. Topics include the crew’s favorite Coldplay song, […]

In this riveting new EP, the crew questions the validity of OT’s so-called “job,” debuts a bevy of brand-new sound bytes, exposes repeat offender Ben for yet another on-your-phone-while-podcasting blunder, and tops it off with a thrilling rendition of George and Ashton’s original, never before seen or heard (with the exception of Obug) western plot. […]

In this highly anticipated new EP, the crew sits down with friend of the show (and roommate of Rachel “the rage dog” Ginn) Emma Tracewell to discuss some heavy hitting topics, ranging from the profound stupidity of children to the nitty gritty inner-workings of the dark web. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ […]

In this racy new EP, the crew sits down and shuts up with local hunk Aidan Speake. The discussion takes many interesting turns, chief among them the bizarre gubernatorial campaign of deranged conspiracy theorist Mike Grover Coltharp. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG​​​ The Gift of […]

In this thrilling new EP, the crew review Ben Shaprio’s rather debate-lordy take on John Lennon’s “Imagine,” discuss George’s soft and gooey center as it relates to physical pain, self-reflect on each of our greatest weaknesses, and so much more. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG​​​ […]

In this bone-chilling and simultaneously gut-busting EP, the crew reads conversations with an advanced AI regarding God and consciousness, looks at a few particularly hilarious libertarian debate highlights, marvels at one of R. Kelly’s more transparently predatory live performances, and so much more. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B […]

In our longest and most sciencey episode thus far, the crew sits down with mechanobiologist Dr. Eli Shelton. In addition to fielding all of your guys’ science-related questions, we also discuss such thrilling topics as resonance, gene editing, the famous math problem from Good Will Hunting, and so much more. The Gift of G.A.B on […]

In this janky EP, the crew discusses senioritis, going back to school in person, bad pranks on social media, the psychology of Instagram giveaways, and much more! The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Instagram: https://bit.ly/3c3DEdR​​​ The Gift of G.A.B. on TikTok: […]

In this maternal new EP, all 4 hosts’ moms are the guests. Because of this, we here at the Gift of G.A.B dub today, April 16th, the official new mother’s day. Tune in for riveting discussions on sleep-talking, best and worst dates, and embarrassing childhood anecdotes. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The […]

In this new EP, the crew tackles David Dobrik’s cancellation, the mindlessness of YouTube comments, poetry written by artificial intelligence, and so much more. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG​​​ The Gift of G.A.B on Instagram: https://bit.ly/3c3DEdR​​​ The Gift of G.A.B. on TikTok: https://bit.ly/3bX0CmR

In this EP, the crew sits down with the hilarious and multi-talented Nate Vance to discuss funny leadership conference memories, film, classic Joe Rogan-isms, and more. The Gift of G.A.B on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3sCyU4I The Gift of G.A.B on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2KvsumG The Gift of G.A.B on Instagram: https://bit.ly/3c3DEdR The Gift of G.A.B. on TikTok: https://bit.ly/3bX0CmR