The Geriatric Millennials

The ladies are melting and trying to find ways to stay cool in the hot, desert heat! On this episode >> peak summer >> sexy humidity >> glamping Mentioned on the episode: Office Thermostats Set for Men's Comfort __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __...

Catch up with the ladies!! Sit in on a casual convo between two friends talking about everyday life and (finally) Stranger Things!  On this episode >> a day of drama >> picky eaters >> cat lady talk >> Winona Forever __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The...

When are you most in your element? What causes you the most stress? Who do you wish you could reconnect with? Jayme and Beth are digging deeper into their friendship by playing another round of the question game! On this episode >> sidekick energy >> 5 Love Languages >> confrontation __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook...

Beth and Jayme share all the things they are currently obsessed with… from podcasts and snack foods to house plants and more! On this episode >> plant babies >> lash lifts >> melon popsicles Mentioned on the Episode: Melona Ice Cream Pod Meets World Back to the Beach with Kristin and Stephen Project Unabom Fear Street: Part One - 1994 (2021) Puzzle (2018) The Motherchic Beaver Ba...

Catch up with Jayme and Beth! Sit in on a casual convo between two friends kvetching about daily life. On this episode >> overflowing inboxes >> deleting social media >> zombies __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instag...

Going to the chapel and we’re gonna….talk about entitled brides getting married. Jayme and Beth are giving their take on problematic wedding behavior.  On this episode >> shocking wedding choices >> aggressive maid of honor >> jayme’s wedding __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennial...

The world is a pretty horrible place right now. That’s it.  On this episode >> trying times >> the great outdoors >> crowns vs. crayons Beth's Netflix picks (July 2022): RRR Gangubai Kathiawadi Extraordinary Attorney Woo Boo, Bitch A Perfect Pairing Ms. Marvel (Disney+) __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: faceboo...

It’s that time again….get ready to feel the cringe! Beth and Jayme are purging their souls of embarrassing moments and loving every minute of it! The eww is real with this one!! On this episode >> shopping carts >> dirty sneakers >> awkward hugs __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials...

The ladies are sharing what’s currently getting them through the reality of being a geriatric millennial in 2022. From podcasts to tv shows, snack foods and paddling; listen in and get inspired!  On this episode >> naked hot tubbing >> cookie lover >> anime __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

Today is the day! Beth is quizzing Jayme on current slang terms. Will Jayme pass the test or prove she is actually geriatric? Listen in and play along to freshen up your lingo so you can hang with the youths! On this episode >> aggressive Jayme >> cheugy behavior >> holding onto our youth __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Fac...

Beth LOVES the question game! You know, the one where you sit around a table asking your friends and family random questions to spark conversation and deeper connection. Get to know Jayme and Beth a little better as they bare their souls (ok that’s slightly dramatic) in this Q&A episode! On this episode >> oui jars >> pronunciation fight >> modern bridzillias __________ Join...

It’s that time again! Bring on all the gruelingly long high school and college graduations! The ladies are giving advice to new grads and sharing stories of years gone by.  On this episode >> costco samples >> the importance of tweezers >> advice for grads __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeria...

What makes you smile….like for real? Jayme and Beth are sharing some of the things that bring them joy. From putting new sheets on your bed to pushing a human out of your hooha; happiness comes in many forms. On this episode >> make up hoarders >> bridgerton >> snack foods __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook....

Imagine the cringiest version of your adolescent self then jump into this episode and relive all the wonderfulness of that awkward period of life! Beth dug deep into her stash of middle school journals to bring back all the pain of being a teenage girl.  On this episode >> boxed wine >> teen poetry >>90’s teens __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram:...

Beth is on a constant search for more content to consume. Jayme is trying to live an intentional life. Join in the conversation as the ladies share what they are reading, watching, and eating right now! On this episode >> burnout >> korean dramas >> the real world >> mangos Mentioned on the Episode: Turn on the Subtitles Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle by...

While Beth was trapped in a never-ending winter, Jayme spent an adventure filled two weeks in Costa Rica with her family. Listen in as she recounts all the glory of her tropical vacay!  On this episode >> airport fights >> jungle bugs >> iguana rabies  __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeri...

The ladies are answering vintage teen magazine advice column questions (turns out nothing really changes)! __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jaym...

Beth is bitter, Jayme is amused. The ladies are talking pastries and getting feedback. On this episode >> coffee shops >> complaining without karening >> personal performance review __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: In...

Lines are drawn in the sand as an innocent conversation about celebrity crushes turns salty! On this episode >> outtakes >> cringy stories >> who do you love __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Inst...

The ladies are back with another episode of Lick the Spoon, a podcast to get you through the mundane bits of life. Join the conversation as Beth and Jayme talk about everything and nothing! On this episode >> sunday reset >> costco runs >> bad cooking advice >> dance dance dance Follow Fratelli's Instagram @thelastbits __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! In...

The shift of your middle years, the end of endless possibilities, a cat that hates your flooring; Beth is on the edge of a spiral. Listen in as Jayme does her best to reign her in.  On this episode >> cat lady stories >> missed non opportunities >> the end of cottage cheese __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: fac...

This week Beth and Jayme dive into TikTok drama and the quest to find the perfect lip color.  On the episode >> love is blind >> call out culture >> the perfect lip shade __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagra...

There is nothing quite like coming of age. From casting off childish things to starting your period to dealing with the awkwardness of your tween years. Beth and Jayme just watched Turning Red and it is bringing up all the wonderfulness of being a teenager. On this episode >> annoying kids >> turning red >> mortifying period moments >> making memories __________ Join the Ge...

Check out this found footage from one of our first recording sessions. We talk about everything from how to properly sort your towels to cat issues to packing for trips. The perfect soundtrack to those mundane tasks you have been putting off! On this episode >> cat drama >> betrayal >> sea turtles >> carry on luggage only __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community!...

Beth and Jayme are trying to stay positive during the last few weeks of winter. How are they managing that? Well, by filling their free time with podcasts, books, and new hobbies. Listen in as they share what they are currently obsessing over!  On this episode >> new to us podcasts >> on our bookshelves>> library hack Links We Love: The Popcast with Knox and Jamie The Bible...