The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer | A Star Trek Podcast

What, exactly, is the relationship between Professors McGonagall and Trelawney? Has there ever been a more awkward work gathering than this Hogwarts Christmas Lunch? Should Hagrid quit Hogwarts to open an animal sanctuary? (yes) What is the point of being a witch if your socks still get wet in the snow? Plus, the public demands that Hagrid be given a dragon immediately! Open this week’s edition of...

Some trans lesbian fluff for TDOV, because we love you, we love trans folks, we love love, and we love talking about Hagrid and Madam Maxime going camping! Info on our fundraising campaign is on our website. esGAYpe from reality is coming soon! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Support us  on Patreon  for tons of bonus goodies...

Who would have guessed that Professor Flitwick is a dandy? Hagrid is really an exemplary Sagittarius, isn’t she? What if Peter Pettigrew was just another one of the Marauders, instead of a tagalong? Where are all the hogs in Hogsmeade? Plus, the premier of the trailer for the biggest action packed film of the summer, Escape From Azkaban! Read all about it in this episode of The Gayly Prophet! To p...

Hello loves. The world is scary right now, so we are here to offer you some escapism in the form of The Queerbler—usually a Patreon exclusive, The Queerbler is fanfic that we make up on the spot! This one is called Harry Potter 2 Fast 2 Furious, and it’s the very first one we ever made. We think you’ll love it! Find more episodes of The Queerbler at Patreon. Check out  our website  for r...

We were joined this week by none other than Vanessa Zoltan, co-host of Harry Potter and the Sacred Text, to discuss Chapter 10 of Prisoner of Azkaban, The Marauder’s Map! In this episode: Is attendance the one thing Hogwarts is actually concerned about? Are dementors an allegory for capitalism? Should Vanessa and Jessie have a double wedding with Fred and George Weasley? Plus, Grims, Werewolves, a...

How did it take us so long to realize that there’s a secret gay bar in Hogsmead? Why the heck did Dumbledore leave CHILDREN in charge of protecting the whole Hogwarts student body while all of the teachers went to search for Sirius Black? Will Snape ever reach peak awful, or will he continue to surprise us with new depths of horribleness forever? Why is Quidditch so freaking dangerous? All this an...

Were you today years old when you realized that the ghosts of Hogwarts have to practice their Halloween feast routine ahead of time? How did Severus Snape manage to get even more cruel since the last chapter? Who sends a muggle to search for a murderous wizard all by himself??? (Dumbledore, that’s who.) Is Crookshanks the true hero of this book? Find out in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Ch...

Remember when JKR wrote Drarry slash right into the text? What is a boggart and what does it want? Has there ever been a better teacher than Professor R.J. Lupin? Has there ever been a worse teacher than Professor Snape? Find out in today’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! We were joined this week by Madison Ford on the Beyond the Veil podcast, which you should absolutely check out on Mugglenet.com ,...

Happy Birthday to us! It’s been one year since we started this project, and this is the 50th episode we’ve put out! Holy moly! If you aren’t sure what’s going on with JK Rowling, check out these articles in Vox and in Slate . You can also find all of our content about it on our socials. The clip about Hagrid and the unicorns was from episode 18. Hagrid is a Beautiful Trans Woman , an interview wit...

Are Snape and Trelawney besties? How do hippogriffs work? Are Grims real, or witch superstition? How many sentences that sound like euphemisms but aren’t can we fit into one episode? Listen now to find out! references: OG movie of a horse running reading tea leaves link   horse color chart   Check out our website for rad merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Support us on Patre...

Where, exactly is the pocket that Ron keeps Scabbers in? How many times can we go completely off-topic in one episode? What a difference having an adult on the Hogwarts express makes, eh? What's up with Dementors, really? This and more in today's edition of The Gayly Prophet. Check out Queers Next Door wherever you get your podcasts! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website! C...

In an interview that will bewitch your ears and ensnare your senses, we sat down with Hannah McGregor, cohost of the podcast Witch Please! We talked about why queers love Harry Potter, why chickadees are wonderful, why Hannah hates Gryffindors, and so much more. This interview was honestly a delight and we are so happy to be able to share it with you all! Find Hannah on twitter and instagram @hkpm...

A politics-free chapter? Can anyone even believe it? Also, how big is Crookshanks? And how gay is the moment in which Hermione acquires him? And, why does a broom need to go 150mph? And… other stuff. Like, a lot of other stuff. Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website! Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more! Follow us on instagram   Logo by Theo Jul...

Look: we have questions about the Knight Bus. Lots of them. Also some thoughts about laws, class markers, when it’s acceptable to leave a child unattended for weeks on end, and why they cast the wrong dog to play Sirius in the movies, but really, we just want to talk about the Knight Bus. Follow Yana on Twitter @APrismUncovered Please support us on Patreon ! We will draw your face! Support us on P...

A new book, a new Privet Drive chapter so sad it needs a special theme song. An episode with nothing but a politics section. A reminder to join us on Patreon so we can keep making this podcast! you get a portrait of your beautiful self when you join! Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more! Follow us on instagram   Logo by Theo Julien Forrester.  Music from https://...

We are kicking off season 3 with a very special guest! We were joined for this episode by comic artist and all around rad human, Maia Kobabe. Find links to eir work below! In today’s newspaper: Wow, Wendelin sure was kinky, huh? Are loose floorboards a real thing? What the heck is Bill’s job about? And most importantly, PENS! Find Maia online at redgoldsparkspress.com and on instagram and tumblr @...

Welcome to the first installment of our study into the intersections of people’s patronuses (patroni?) and their most deeply held identities! Let’s dig into some research! Support us on Patreon or by leaving a donation on our website! Check out our website, for our shop, comics, and so much more! Follow us on instagram   Logo by Theo Julien Forrester.  Music from https://filmmusic.io "Th...

It’s time for our analysis of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets through the lens of the tarot major arcana! We were joined once again by Autostraddle’s Sarah Sarwar, aka the voice of our spoiler warning, who fills in for all the tarot-novices out there! You don’t need to know anything about tarot to enjoy this episode! Find Sarah on instagram @Sarwarrior and on twitter @sarsquared Support us...

Lark’s season two recap song is finally here! Today’s Headlines: Despite Witch NSA having full knowledge of all goings-on at Hogwarts, two 12 year olds were forced to battle you-know-who and a f*cking basilisk all by themselves! NSA leader Albus Dumbledore was quoted as saying, “look, just because I can be everywhere at once doesn’t mean I can be everywhere at once, okay?” Front Page: What did Gin...

Today’s headlines: Teen shocked, just absolutely shocked by dramatic anagram reveal! Front Page: Goths! Goths! Goths! Editorials: Harry flung his wand away! Health and Science: Phoenixes! Personals: Don’t leave me on read! Corrections: Things that a 12 year old shouldn’t be able to lift! This and so much more on today’s episode of Catfish! I mean The Gayly Prophet! Support us on Patreon or by leav...

Today’s Headlines: Hogwarts Recklessly Endangers Students for a Year then acts surprised when someone dies! Sources said, “Honestly, f*ck that school.” Front Page: Lark praises Snape for the second time! What is the world coming to?! Editorials: Lockhart is still the worst! Classifieds: The basilisk is so hungry! Education: Has Harry learned anything useful this year? Maybe not! Corrections: ALL O...

Today’s Headlines: Giant Spiders nearly murder local teens but no one was available to cover the story because f*ck that. Front Page: Ernie MacMillan models excellent accountability skills! Education: It’s really time to close down Hogwarts, now, guys! Editorials: This spider situation is a big nope! Health and Science: Invasive spiders take over the Forbidden Forest! Classifieds: ISO a wife All t...

Today’s Headlines: Public invited to an interpretive dance off between the Ministry of Magic and the Hogwarts board of governors—the winner will claim the title of most corrupt organization of 1993! Front Page: Just how many monsters can Hogwarts hold? All of them, Ron. All of them. Politics: This. World. Is. So. Corrupt. Personals: In the arrrrrrrrms of the annnngel… far awayyyyyy from here…. Spo...

Today’s Headlines: Foolish boy interacts with obviously cursed object despite repeated warnings against it! Front Page: Can you buy a normal diary in the Witching world? Do all muggles who marry witches have to live without electricity forever? This Valentine’s Day party sounds pretty great, tbh! Editorials: Harry, why are you doing this? Politics: Filch Human Rights Violation Watch! Mandrakes are...

Today’s headlines: In fitting twist of fate, ringleader of nonsense scheme, “Operation Polyjuice” is accidentally transformed into a cat. Her followers reported that they were honestly shocked that this was the only thing that went wrong with this utterly terrible plan. Front Page: Penelope + Percy in the dungeon! Fred and George are truly heroes! Geez, Malfoy, could you be any more obvious with t...