Garner Andrews

The Garner Andrews Show

Comedy EN ↓ 600 episodes

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

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Garner Andrews

Episodes

Eggnog & 3DMs 06.11.2024 14:31

Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.

When Do You Feel Smug? 05.11.2024 11:13

Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?

Stolen Shoes - A True Crime Story 04.11.2024 13:40

Garner was a victim of crime... A shoe crime.

Halloween Haul 01.11.2024 11:55

Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.

Sports Trauma & Christmas Lights 30.10.2024 13:49

Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?

Sports Failures 29.10.2024 15:08

A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!

Brushin' Your Teeth & Marketing 28.10.2024 13:03

How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.

Book Club & First Dates 25.10.2024 9:54

Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.

What Scary Movie Left You With Emotional Damage? 24.10.2024 15:22

Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

Magazines & The President of Nachos 23.10.2024 15:04

Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!

Punishments & Nacho Etiquette 22.10.2024 15:26

Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.

Were You a Free-range Kid? 21.10.2024 19:35

We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!

Air Hockey & Merging 18.10.2024 14:34

Today we're talking about merging, waving, and bumper stickers.

Weird Living Arrangements 17.10.2024 14:07

Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.

Fantasy Terrible Vehicles 16.10.2024 15:24

Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect.

Thanksgiving and Being Camera Ready 11.10.2024 11:11

Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!

The Break-In 10.10.2024 18:05

Taylor Smith was the victim of a crime. How does it end? We'll find out.

Bear Fights & Halloween Costumes 09.10.2024 17:03

Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.

Asking Awkward Questions 08.10.2024 14:21

What's the most awkward question you've had to ask? Maybe asking for a raise? A refund? We're unpacking all those uncomfortable moments.

Richard Pictures & Fancy People 07.10.2024 14:10

Ever get an unsolicited picture? We're talking all about it, along with life upgrades and adulting.

That Was Embarrassing 04.10.2024 16:00

Today we talk about all things embarrassing, from medical stories to the things lurking deep inside your phone.

Texting The Wrong Person 03.10.2024 13:57

Have you ever sent a text only to realize it was to the wrong person? We're talking about all your scandalous messages, voicemails, and pictures, that didn't go to the right person.

Bad Birthdays & Filler Shows 02.10.2024 14:31

Today we're talking about who has the worst birthday. Then let's discuss your favourite filler shows to pass the time.

Sober October and Nudism 01.10.2024 14:12

Why is October when we try to be sober? Plus, Jerry the nudist joins the show.

Inheritance & The Things You're Not Good At 27.09.2024 13:31

Have you ever inherited something cool? Or maybe something not so cool? Let's talk inheritance and the things you're not good at.