The Garner Andrews Show

Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.

It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?

Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts?  We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.

We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.

Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.

Today we're talking about the weird things your algorithm brings.

Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.

What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.

Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.

Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.

Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.

What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!

Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.

Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.

Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...

It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious! We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.

What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.

Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...

A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about it

Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...

Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?

In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?

Have you ever found a wallet? Do you return it? Be honest... No judgment here.

Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.

We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.