The Funk Assassin

DISCOTHÈQUE DECADENCE SOUNDSYSTEM PRESENTS: STUDIO 54 – DISCO CLASSICS REMIXED (DD026) Step through the velvet rope and into a glitter-soaked night of pure dancefloor decadence. For DD025, Discothèque Decadence Soundsystem heads straight to the heart of New York’s most legendary nightclub, reimagining the sounds that lit up the dancefloor at Studio 54 for a modern generation of disco lovers. Expec...

A journey through the deeper side of soulful house, where timeless voices, uplifting melodies, and warm grooves come together under one roof. This selection brings together some of the finest names in the genre, from the unmistakable soul of Black Coffee, Miguel Migs, Mousse T., DJ Spen, Sean McCabe, Brian Tappert, Cafe 432, The Shapeshifters, and Sam Ruffillo, alongside legendary vocalists includ...

🌕 DD025 — BLUE MOON NU DISCO HOUSE PARTY 🌕 A Blue moon. A beach house. A dancefloor under the stars. For DD025, we’ve pulled together some of the finest Nu Disco and Disco House sounds on the planet, featuring remixes and reworks of timeless classics from TLC, CHIC, Jamiroquai, Crystal Waters, Robin S, Lionel Richie, Laura Branigan, Cerrone and more. Expect Purple Disco Machine working his magic...

Discothèque Decadence Soundsystem presents: To The Manor Born: Swing House Nu Disco Party DD024 A tribute to the golden age of swing and jazz, from the roaring energy of the 1920s through to the big band brilliance of the 1930s and 1940s, reimagined with a modern nu disco, electro swing and house twist. This mix is also a tip of the top hat to one of the most unique and legendary nights in Durham,...

Discothèque Decadence DD023 Haçienda Manchester Opening – 44th Anniversary 80s & 90s Dance Classics Step back onto one of the most influential dancefloors in music history as Discothèque Decadence celebrates the 44th anniversary of Manchester's legendary Haçienda. This special edition pays tribute to the records, DJs and unforgettable nights that helped define club culture throughout the late 1980...

A full-throttle nu-disco joyride packed with feel-good edits, glitterball remixes, and a couple of original The Funk Assassin weapons thrown in for maximum dancefloor lift-off. This mix is me having the time of my life - big basslines, cheeky grooves, hands-in-the-air disco energy, and that sweet spot where classic pop, funk, house, and modern edits all collide. Featuring huge remix moments includ...

VG004 slips into the room slowly. Low lights. Velvet curtains. Warm air moving through a warehouse long after midnight. This mix drifts between cosmic disco, sultry house, and hypnotic after-hours grooves - the kind of soundtrack that turns strangers into silhouettes and dancefloors into memories. Lisa Shaw’s I Can See It opens everything with pure silk. Miguel Migs wraps the vocal in deep sunset...

Sunset to Sunrise: Soulful House Sessions A golden-hour journey through soulful, Sun-kissed, feel-good house. Opening with two original tracks from The Funk Assassin, “Thinking Of You” and “Distant Tenderness”, before drifting into warm grooves from Miguel Migs & Lisa Shaw, Sandy Rivera / Kings of Tomorrow, Purple Disco Machine, Mousse T., The Shapeshifters, Billy Porter, Dimitri From Paris, Angel...

Discothèque Decadence Soundsystem presents DD021: Latin Yacht House Party A sun-drenched voyage through Latin house, yacht grooves, Balearic warmth, and feel-good dancefloor gold. Opening with the smooth luxury of Benny Santiago’s “Give Me the Night - Cielo Extended”, the mix glides into The Doobie Brothers’ “Long Train Runnin’”, Yacht Rock Revue’s “San Junipero”, Daryl Hall & John Oates’ “I Can’t...

Record Store Day 2026: French Touch & Nu Disco Session 🇫🇷✨ This one’s built around four of my own Record Store Day exclusives - Midnight In Your Eyes, Midnight Quai, Midnight Tourist, and Deep Ember Loop - each designed for a different moment in the night. Slow, seductive openers into deeper, hypnotic territory… no filler. I open with Midnight In Your Eyes into Midnight Quai - warm, late-night, a...

For those locked into that golden hour state of mind, this is a full Balearic sunset session designed to carry you from late afternoon glow into dusk. 🌅 An hour of laid-back, sun-soaked energy - blending soulful house, Balearic remakes, and warm, melodic grooves. Expect reworks of classics like Bryan Ferry – Don’t Stop The Dance and Oasis – Wonderwall, wrapped in that unmistakable Ibiza sunset fe...

Step a little closer… this one’s different. Velvety Grooves VG003 isn’t just a mix, it’s a mood. A slow burn. The kind of energy that wraps around you, pulls you in, and doesn’t let go. From the very first drop, you feel it. That deep, rolling groove, smooth, confident, a little bit dangerous. A sun-kissed rework of Sylvester’s “Mighty” sets the tone, and before you know it, you’re locked into som...

SUNSET TO SUNRISE: Spring Equinox Special ☀️ A golden hour soul session by The Funk Assassin As day melts into night, this session captures that perfect in-between — where the sky glows, the fire’s lit, and the first groove hits just right. We open with a timeless anthem — instantly familiar, instantly warm — before drifting through soulful house staples, gospel-infused highs, and deep, velvet gro...

🌙 Discothèque Decadence - Night-Time Disco & House Grooves Session (DD019) The second half of this 7.5 hour Discothèque Decadence journey. Where the daytime grooves slowly give way to full dancefloor energy. If DD018 was the golden hour warm-up… this is where the lights come on, the room fills up, and the dancefloor takes over. 🎧 LISTEN TO THE DAYTIME MIX DD018 HERE https://soundcloud.com/thefun...

🌅 Discothèque Decadence - Daytime Disco & House Grooves Session (DD018) A slow-burn journey built for warm afternoons, golden conversations, and that final magical hour before the sun disappears. This session opens deep and tasteful - no rush, no noise - just groove. ⸻ ✨ The Early Warm-Up (Daytime Feel) We begin in smooth territory with: • Bobby Thurston, The Reflex - I Know You Feel Like I Feel...

Valentine’s Nu-Disco House Party 💘 Love is in the air… but tonight it’s riding a velvet bassline. This journey opens exactly where the magic begins — with Ministry Of Funk’s ‘Gypsy Lover (Soul Mix)’, a silky, loved-up rework inspired by Crystal Waters’ iconic ‘Gypsy Woman’, instantly setting the tone for what follows: warm grooves, late-night energy and pure dancefloor romance. From there, the mi...

Champagne cold. Lights low. Midnight approaching. This is my New Year’s Nu-Disco House Party Mix — built for the moment when the room is full and nobody’s ready to go home. We kick things off in serious style with Sister Sledge – He’s The Greatest Dancer (Dimitri From Paris Remix) — disco royalty, reborn for the countdown. From there, it’s wall-to-wall class with heavyweight reworks from Dave Lee,...

A Festive season mix for warm nights, soft lights, and anyone who believes the dancefloor can feel like a heartbeat… This set was crafted with pure affection—for groove, for connection, for that slow-burn heat that rises when the right records meet the right moment. It opens with the velvet glow of Jessie Ware’s “Freak Me Now,” Babert’s flirtatious “I Wanna Dance Tonight,” and the soulful lift of...

✨ Step inside a disco winter wonderland wrapped in velvet. DISCOTHÈQUE DECADENCE PRESENTS: CHIC NU DISCO CLUB MIX (DD014)** “Where CHIC’s mastery meets Studio 54 glamour — with sass tucked neatly in its back pocket.” We open by celebrating the architects of the groove: Nile Rodgers, Bernard Edwards, and CHIC — the heartbeat of disco, the masters of elegance, and the blueprint behind almost every...

What started as a casual Madchester session to nod to Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield (Stone Roses & Primal Scream) slipped fast into a full psychedelic plunge through Andrew Weatherall’s heaviest basslines, dubbed-out shadows, and Factory-coded deep cuts. A detour that became the destination — the Manchester Effect in full flight. This mix moves through the key zones that shaped the city’s sound: the Madch...

Step into the neon afterglow of the 80s — a decade where every synth line shimmered and every beat carried pure attitude. This mix glides through iconic 80s energy reimagined for the modern dance floor. From Kurtis Mantronix firing up ‘Got To Have Your Love 2022’, to Tears For Fears drifting into Balearic bliss with Talamanca System on ‘Head Over Heels’, to BLOND:ISH flipping Foreigner’s ‘I Want T...

Deep Groove Disco Session — Mixed by The Funk Assassin A journey through modern disco gold and timeless soulful reworks, driven by the unmistakable touch of the genre’s finest selectors and remixers. This mix locks you straight into that velvet groove from the opening bars. Expect heavyweight energy from the start — the Antonello Ferrari & Aldo Bergamasco Club Mix of “Relight My Fire” ignites the...

The night begins with a slow burn… Greg Wilson’s version of Love Is the Drug by Roxy Music — a timeless groove celebrating 50 years of a record that still drips with danger, desire, and velvet allure. 🥀✨ From there, we slide deeper into the pulse — smooth edits, late-night disco burners, and grooves built to make the floor melt. Raw Silk’s Just in Time gets a lush lift with Michael Gray on the r...

Step inside… the lights are low, the floor is glowing, and the night is ready to misbehave. 🪩 This isn’t just a mix — it’s a love letter to the dance floor. A shimmering journey through the golden pulse of 70s–00s pop culture, reborn through remixes where legends slip into something new and every beat drapes across the skin like silk. It opens with a David Morales remix of Ain’t Nobody by Chaka K...

SUNSET TO SUNRISE: Autumnal Equinox Special 🍂 A golden-hour soul session by The Funk Assassin As day and night meet in perfect balance, this mix captures the deep amber glow of autumn’s first long evening. A velvet-smooth journey of laid-back grooves, Balearic soul, and deep, sultry house — designed to carry you from the last rays of light into the season’s crisp night air. Big moments shine thro...