The Functioning Drunk Podcast

Dennis got drunk and decided to record a very chaotic episode. Then pissed himself off. That'll happen. Drinking water is a scam.

Dennis is joined by the unofficial/official second mic, Eric - and it's like they never took seven months off! They talk about Cobra Kai/Karate Kid, dunk on that pathetic piece of shit Hulk Hogan and so much more!

Well - the good news is, they didn't ruin Cobra Kai.

Eric & Dennis debut their new pro wrestling podcast! Most of the conversation is focused on Indie Wrestling promotion Windy City Pro Wrestling and their latest show, STACKED!

An emergency podcast on 9 10 2024 Lots of shit to go through. All mental.

* Jojo Siwa probably didn't say that. Eric & Dennis reunite for another amazing eight minutes of podcasting and sixty-six other minutes. The boys talk about the death of pro wrestler Sid Vicious and reminisce about the big man's career. Sid died of cancer a few days ago. A legendary wrestler who captivated fans worldwide with an aura seldom seen in the prowrestling world. They also tal...

Warning: Contains Spoilers (But You Probably Aren't Going To Watch Anyways, Are You?) Over the weekend another installment of The Crow was released upon the eyeballs of movie goers. Initially, the movie was ripped apart, though positive reviews have begun to trickle in - currently, the movie sit's at 19% on Rotten Tomatoes. Is it really that bad? Let Dennis tell ya.

Beatbox Bevs & Y2K Bay Bay. In today's episode of the Functioning Drunk Podcast, Dennis dives into the world of 7/11 Wine. Yes, you read that correctly. Dennis samples Beatbox Bev's "Wine". He also talks about the events of Y2K - a story only Dennis could have lived and talked about. Conversation then turns to The Crow Reboot #83 - But, I think you'll be surprised about h...

Dennis is in a bit of a mood today - first, he forgot to turn the camera on, so this is all audio. You don't get to see his sexy face today. He's also tired of election season. Like ... really tired of it. And tired of promises from both sides of the liar's row. He loved Twisters and wants Joyride to get more love. Finally, Phil Anselmo, Dennis wants to talk to you.

Dennis and Eric are simple guys. The love beer, pussy and beef jerky. What they don't love is the muckbang movement. They just call it eating. The fat bearded fucks. Anyways, we get deep and personal in this episode. Well, I think we did. I was drunk. Give it a listen.

I'll tell you what ... when the boys get together, it's a fun fucking time. Eric & Dennis deep dove into the world of Music. Dennis didn't realize Eric was such a big #gunsnroses fan. Maybe they are #Soulmate after all. Although Eric continues this bullshit theory that Coke tastes like batteries. Oh, speaking of batteries, stay tuned till the end of the show. Or don't, if you a...

Well, let me just go ahead and apologize before you hit play. Sometimes, when the boys get together, things go sideways. I'm not one to make excuses for them, but to be fair, both gents were feeling under the weather, possibly even dying. And we always say things we don't mean when dying? Things started fine, as they always do - talking about holidays coming up, our week as a whole and the...

I don't know man. Maybe allowing two fat bearded lazy assholes to talk about stuff on the internet isn't a good idea. I'm so sorry. We talked about ghosts and injuries and egg farts and food. Oh, and movies. Mainly how Karate Kid is the perfect movie and remake's and reboot's are stupid. Fuck you  @HeyInternetErichere 

It really sucks. Life is good. Too good. You see, Dennis (The Functioning Drunk) and Randy (A guy with possibly three podcasts) are happier than they've ever been. Unfortunately, the world is coming to an end. And Karen thinks we killed our kids.

Before we start uploading new episodes, enjoy this hour of entertainment between Dennis (The Functioning Drunk) and Eric ( Hey, Internet. Eric Here ), as they put the pieces together of an entertainment multiverse we never knew existed.