The Fruit Flies

We love Grace Jones Lady Gaga has a place in the bunker Lyme Real Housewives. Real House. Real Wives. Tramp stamp ideas “My Sandwich” Brittany on…LMFAO Pride Debrief Crusty cranky politics hour AS USUAL! F*ck, Marry, Kill: Kevin, Stuart, and Bob (yes, from the Minions) ....all with (basically) no sound effects because your moms are busy, sorry! ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :...

Airplanes…fascinating The US: it’s busted HR Karens Memoir! Again! Throuple fun: Is it real? There’s no O in my name Brittany gets her T-card Pentatonix drama Esmerelda? Will ruin your life Puce Celebrity cup sizes Avgolemono Maria: The gay guy apologist ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

WE'RE BACK!!! Have any enemies? Rupaul Tea Dance Live at the Uber Eats Music Hall LGBT(TM) Grey cube & grey pube The girl scout songbook We don’t care about Ch*ppell R*an (so we spent 10 min talking about her) “I have known some happy tr*nnies” Marin County cultural politics lol Regressing to teen angst ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlie...

Featuring... Conchita Wurst LGBT: Let’s Gentrify Bulgaria Together Materialists Bad. SATC Good. Netflix and chill Slip into the warm bath…of adult cartoons Ally McBeal, the forgotten puzzle piece Have you ever had an unmediated experience Ze Catacombs of Paris Unlocking the secret… of electric… bicycles… for rent Massage Anecdotes AND MORE! ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) ht...

Who is Bruno??? Giantesscore SW Musing Bad Margarita The Techno Problem Thank you gay nurse Gatekeeping IDK mostly us being bitter and cranky old queens… Southern Hospitality Sharp cheddar...cheese... ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Our hiatus is over, thanks for your patience! Weekly episodes are back starting this week, featuring... France is gay, non? INTERIOR MOTIVES! Library Lovers Fuck Marry Kill: Deleuze/Guattari/Foucault Hobby People How Many Times Can We Say “GRIMY” To Refer To Marseille Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bad Trip Edition Flea market hate crimes The Fun Police The personality disorder theory of nightlife...

Sorry for the long long delay, but better late than never we hope! Featuring… Maria’s aBROAD! Slop Is Game Of Thrones a boy show? Sci-Fi: best served old Enya: Ecosexual Gooner? Some porn reflections St Patrick’s Day WAS! A RIOT! Some deeply uninformed Eurodiscourse ************* Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Featuring… Our Lady of Gaga Montessori Preschool for the Performing Arts Timothee Chalamet Snorting Estrogen Meredith Grey’s Slutty Scoop Necks For Today I Am A Boy Coloratura Cucked Doing, Teaching Cruel Beginnings… Andes Mints on Bush Street And MORE! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Featuring… Long Beach Down with introverts Not in my bayou, LDR Bravo pedagogy John Gregory Dunne’s book Vegas The Cold War: it’s so back ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

SORRY THE AUDIO SUCKS! SO DOES THE WORLD! No but really it's our first time recording remotely and we are working out the kinks ;) Featuring… Clavicular Tíamaxxing Pink film Letterboxd Euphoria (Season 1) Pillion Fujoshi explosion And more of us being late to everything, generally out of touch, irrelevant, etc… ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https...

Featuring ... Feminism<3 Sissy waist blindness Yes, I pee on the plane, yes Gay PE class trauma The files… No more Cruella De Vil’s :-( Just ugly and boring The Missing Stair Pickle voice “We are gay lovers” Extra depressing episode but hey what can we do?!!?! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Featuring... Pajama Sam and psychosexual development Twelve Step Rosalia <> Robyn TERF forum nipple talk Otters on the bus When do you tell your fellow man: "XYZ"? ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

Featuring... DJs as Department Chairs How many smart thoughts can you have in a day? Sonja Morgan Syndrome What do straight men call boobs? The quest for a title continues Public pool politics A Chihuahua named Disco AND – SORRY FOR THE PLOSIVES THIS EPISODE, WE’RE LEARNING! ************* New episodes every Tuesday Join our Patreon — it's free, for now :) https://www.patreon.com/TheFruitFlies

What did Brittany smell today? Telepathically communing with the eyebrowless Chronology of Diarrhea No more bisexual memoirists Unsolicited advice for LGBTs Is twink a slur?