The Frightful Flight of Steven Pipe

It’s 2am and Shola & Stevie are rehearsing, within minutes passengers are overboard and Roger turns into something special. But when Cook settles on an exotic dinner, rehearsals end in chaos.

It was Dinosaur Day and the team were trapezing as creatures from the cretaceous period. But this popular date in the cruising calendar came crashing down after Shola's costume caused chaos and Stephen Pipe's hair caused panic.

In this episode, Shola and Stevie remember Stephen Pipe's psychedelic jacket, the floating sandwich and the picnics ruined by the randy dragonflies of summer.

In this episode we hear about the very small acupuncturist in the pink suit. Graham was a great friend of the Captain but he brought a hell of a lot of needles on to the ship. And you can't have needles all over a deck. Shola and Stevie remember the day the whole liner demanded Graham's dismissal.

In this episode we hear how Stevie had to live alongside a vole, a nasty character who often masqueraded as the Captain's moustache. Shola and Stevie then muse over whether or not the captain is still alive.

When 200 tiny, pocket pigs shot across the wire, before Stevie, Shola and Stephen Pipe could begin their trapeze act, it caused mayhem on the cruise ship. People can be so silly about pigs. And these ones were so small. No bigger than a pencil.