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The Francis Foster Show

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Francis Foster is a comedian, podcaster and lover. This is his podcast. If you like it spread the word. If you don’t shut your mouth. Want to put your brand in front of The Francis Foster Show audience? Enquire at marketing@triggerpod.co.uk-Follow Francis:📷 / francisjfoster 𝕏

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AI Reading, Poetry and Fake Orgasms | Francis Foster SYLO #45 - Andrew Doyle 28.05.2025 50:29

Poetry, fake orgasms, how Francis would be a terrible dad and having a purposeful life. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Doyle. | Pre-order Andrew's new book "The End of Woke" - https://geni.us/TheEndofWoke SPONSOR: Manscaped. Get 15% Off PLUS Free Shipping with the code TRIGGER15 at https://m⁠anscaped.com⁠ Follow Andrew on X - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Find me on Social Media: h...

Funny Arrests, Viral Jokes and Proper Beer | Francis Foster SYLO #44 - Peter Bleksley 21.05.2025 43:37

Peter talks about his viral joke posted on X (Twitter) which caused people to report him to the police, his funny arrests and drinking proper beer. Francis Foster and Peter Bleksley sort your life out. Follow Peter on X - https://x.com/PeterBleksley Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Franci...

Being Obsessed With Ayahuasca and Having a Girlfriend That Loves To Fight | Francis Foster SYLO #43 14.05.2025 35:27

Travel for weddings, an obsession with Ayahuasca and having a girlfriend that loves to fight. Francis Foster sorts your life out. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@...

Eni Aluko, Going TikTok Viral and Being a Stay At Home Dad | Francis Foster SYLO #42 - Andrew Gold 07.05.2025 47:38

Going TikTok viral, the Eni Aluko saga, being a stay at home dad and fake laughs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Gold. | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Follow Andrew: YouTube - @andrewgoldheretics X - https://x.com/AndrewGold_ok Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/f...

Your Mates Offering You "Gear" at a Christening and GBNews at The Gym | Francis Foster SYLO #41 30.04.2025 38:01

Being offered "gear" at a Christening by your so called mates, having to use safe words at a book club and someone playing GBNews on their phone loudly whilst on the treadmill. Francis Foster sorts your life out | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/f...

Being Fired From GBNews and Avoiding The Culture War | Francis Foster SYLO #40 with Mark Dolan 25.04.2025 49:48

Moving to the countryside, livestreaming your walk through Leeds and how to stay out of the culture war. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mark Dolan. Follow Mark on socials: X - https://x.com/mrmarkdolan YouTube - @MarkDolanShow Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: mark...

Francis Foster SYLO #39 | I Got ROASTED on Kill Tony, Being on the Radical Left and Faking My Death 16.04.2025 33:07

Joe Rogan went great, and then I went on Kill Tony and got utterly destroyed | Buy my new book 'Classroom Confidential', now available for pre-order - https://amzn.eu/d/42W2tcK Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 00:41 I Went On Kill Ton...

Francis Foster SYLO #38 - Darius Davies | Being Found Out By Lily Phillips and Petty Neighbours 02.04.2025 38:43

The collapse of modern society, pretending you haven't seen your friends messages and being found out by Lily Phillips. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Darius Davies. Follow Darius: https://www.instagram.com/persianjesus_/ https://www.dariusdavies.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnomet...

Francis Foster SYLO #37 - Blank Peng | Being Followed By Your Therapist and Refusing to Vote 26.03.2025 51:27

Checking your partners WhatsApp, family gatherings, being followed by your therapist and refusing to vote. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Blank Peng. Follow Blank on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blankpeng404/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@trig...

Francis Foster SYLO #36 - Mark Simmons | Pensioner Crime and Being in Your Villain Era 19.03.2025 52:18

Old people stealing things, peaking in high school and being in your "villain era". Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out with MarkSimmons⁩ . Follow Mark: Website - marksimmons.co.uk X - https://x.com/JokesWithMark Comedy Special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRn6iEuZvPU Podcast - Jokes With Mark - https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/jokes-with-mark-simmons/id1455723980 Find me on Social Media:...

Francis Foster SYLO #35 - Julian Deane | Stalking Your Exes Partners and Traitorous Best Friends 12.03.2025 47:46

Stalking your exes new partners on social media, ignoring the homeless and watching TV whilst eating. With Julian Deane. Follow Julian on socials: https://x.com/Julian_Deane https://www.instagram.com/juliandeanecomedian/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpo...

Francis Foster SYLO #34 - Dan Wootton | Group Chat Tyranny and Radio For "Important" People 05.03.2025 47:14

Being emotionally unavailable, babies changing friendships and podcasts just being radio for people who think themselves important with Dan Wootten. Subscribe to Dan's YouTube https://youtube.com/@danwoottenoutspoken Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co...

Francis Foster SYLO #33 - Esther Krakue | Stay At Home Dad's and Libido Recovery 26.02.2025 47:01

Stay at home dad's, being resentful of change and trying to recover your libido with Esther Krakue. Follow Esther on X: https://x.com/estherckrakue Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 03:26 I Used To Be Proud Of My Career, But As A Stay A...

Francis Foster SYLO #32 - Ali Woods | Volunteering and Being Too Fragile To Handle The Truth 19.02.2025 58:23

Francis Foster sorts your life out with comedian Ali Woods. Follow Ali on Social Media: X - https://x.com/AliWoodsGigs Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/aliwoodsgigs/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 06:42 I Don't Like Volunteerin...

Celebrity Grieving, Self-Improvement and Morality | SYLO #31 with Red Richardson 12.02.2025 45:44

Grieving more for celebrities than the people around you, morality or self-interest and lying for an easy life. Follow Red on socials: https://www.instagram.com/redrichardsoncomedy/ https://x.com/redrichardson1 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00...

Woke Families, Stay At Home Dads and Joint Social Media Accounts | SYLO #30 with Geoff Norcott 05.02.2025 48:00

Dealing with having a woke family, babysitting for free, stay at home dads and having a joint social media account(!) with the one and only Geoff Norcott. Follow Geoff X - https://x.com/GeoffNorcott Stand-Up Shows - https://www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-tickets-adp1252793 Website - http://geoffnorcott.co.uk/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.co...

Daytime Drinking, Cuckolding and Testosterone Supplements | SYLO #29 with Lewis Schaffer 29.01.2025 49:05

This week Francis is joined by raw meat enthusiast and comedian Lewis Schaffer. Follow Lewis on X: https://x.com/LewisSchaffer Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 Intro 06:20 I've Started Using My Toddlers Naps As An Excuse To Drink During The...

Trump, Musky & UK on the Brink… | SYLO #28 22.01.2025 51:46

Francis flies solo in this week's SYLO. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Being Replaced by AI, NVidia's Stock Price and Unhygienic Teenagers | SYLO #27 Dominic Frisby 15.01.2025 1:01:02

Having your job replaced by AI, people being irresponsible with money and teenagers that just don't want to have a wash. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Dominic Frisby. Follow Dominic on socials: Substack: https://www.frisbys.news/ X: https://x.com/DominicFrisby Financials: https://x.com/DominicFrisby Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/fr...

Becoming a Soft Influencer, a Polyamorous Family Christmas and Living Authentically | SYLO #26 08.01.2025 49:00

Happy New Year! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? https://substack.com/@francisjfoster @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only Fans, Being a Council Grass and Forgetting your Twenties | Seann Walsh SYLO #25 01.01.2025 1:01:03

Seann Walsh New Stand up is available to view now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_y74khsPvY Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out - A Festive Edition 25.12.2024 38:20

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shakespeare, Identity and Dirty Talk | Sorts Your Life Out with Andrew 'Denzel' Doyle #23 19.12.2024 50:34

Andrew Doyle is a playwright, journalist, and political satirist from Northern Ireland, who has written for the fictional character Jonathan Pie and created the character Titania McGrath. Follow Andrew on Twitter - https://x.com/andrewdoyle_com Follow Andrew on Substack - https://substack.com/@andrewdoyle Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/franc...

The Hawk Tuah Crypto Scam and Freeganism | Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out with Justin Panks #22 11.12.2024 51:37

Freegan leftovers, anti-natalism and Hawk Tuah girl's meme coin crypto scam. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Justin Panks. Follow Justin on socials: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@IntellectualAbattoirPodcast Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-pranks-firth-podcast/id953898583 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/fr...

I Can't Understand Why Communism Is Bad | Francis Foster Sorts Your Life Out with Scott Capurro #21 04.12.2024 59:47

Viking royalty, second-hand clothes and trying to understand why Communism is bad with Scott Capurro. Follow Scott on social media: X - https://x.com/scottcapurro www.scottcapurro.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad cho...