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The Francis Foster Show

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Francis Foster is a comedian, podcaster and lover. This is his podcast. If you like it spread the word. If you don’t shut your mouth. Want to put your brand in front of The Francis Foster Show audience? Enquire at marketing@triggerpod.co.uk-Follow Francis:📷 / francisjfoster 𝕏

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Communism: The Lie That Won't Die - The Francis Foster Show 11.07.2026 26:22

The Francis Foster Show is proudly independent. Thanks to my sponsor The Pure Gold Company for making that possible: Protect against inflation by buying gold with my supplier, The Pure Gold Company. Get your free investor guide at https://pure-gold.co/francis - Communism. Just when you think, “Surely, we cannot possibly endure another one of these,” a new generation turns up, slaps a sickle emoji...

The Rise of the Simp Economy - The Francis Foster Show 29.06.2026 30:52

The Francis Foster Show is proudly independent. Thanks to my sponsor The Pure Gold Company for making that possible: Protect against inflation by buying gold with my supplier, The Pure Gold Company. Get your free investor guide at https://pure-gold.co/francis - Want to put your brand in front of The Francis Foster Show audience? Enquire at marketing@triggerpod.co.uk - Follow Francis: 📷 / franci...

Why's Everything a F*cking Subscription? - The Francis Foster Show 21.06.2026 28:43

The Francis Foster Show is proudly independent. Thanks to my sponsor The Pure Gold Company for making that possible: Protect against inflation by buying gold with my supplier, The Pure Gold Company. Get your free investor guide at https://pure-gold.co/francis - Why does it feel like you don’t actually own anything anymore? From heated seats in cars to basic software and your morning coffee, everyt...

The Terrifying Reality of the Green Party UK - The Francis Foster Show 14.06.2026 34:02

Think the Green Party is just about recycling and saving the planet? Think again. In this episode, Francis Foster pulls back the curtain to expose the bizarre history, the radical "Red-Green alliance," and some of the most genuinely baffling policies and candidates in modern British politics. Together, we laugh, we cry, and we wonder how any of this is actually real. Want to put your brand in fron...

Why Is Everything Falling Apart? Iran, Epstein Files & UK Collapse | The Francis Foster Show 25.04.2026 23:20

In this week on The Francis Foster Show, we take a satirical deep dive into the chaos of global politics, from Iran and Middle East tensions to the fallout from the Epstein files and the ongoing meltdown in UK politics. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod...

Inbreeding, Sex and Food - SYLO #88 Luke Craig 25.03.2026 35:22

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Hair Loss, Cold Plunge and Braces - SYLO #87 Adam Coumas 18.03.2026 33:21

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Stalking Socials, Classic Movies, and Civil Partnerships | SYLO #86 - Paul Cox 11.03.2026 38:30

The Ayatollah Is Dead & Everyone Lost Their Minds | The Francis Foster Show 09.03.2026 13:57

The Ayatollah Is Dead & Everyone Lost Their Minds | The Francis Foster Show Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk --------- Credits: The Nate Friedman Show - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM0G20UiSy0 GB News - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnK6WaB...

How London Became a Global Punchline｜The Francis Foster Show 09.03.2026 9:59

How London Became a Global Punchline｜The Francis Foster Show Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Football Coming Home This Summer? and Is Everything Just Worse? | SYLO #85 - Joe Cole 04.03.2026 45:38

Is everything just worse? The daughter bringing her first boyfriend home and is football coming home this summer? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Joe Cole. Follow Joe: https://instagram.com/therealjoecole Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk...

Boob Jobs, Blagging A Job and Your Flatmate Being A Full-time Gym Bro | SYLO #84 - Jonathan Kogan 25.02.2026 42:05

Blagging a new job, newborns crying at night, boob jobs, gym bro's and Molly Mae vlogs. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Jonathan Kogan. Follow Jonathan: X - https://x.com/Kogie11?s=20 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jonathankogancomedy/ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Franc...

Finding Your Old Teacher On Hinge and How To Avoid Doing A Marathon | SYLO #83 - Andrew Maxwell 18.02.2026 41:50

Spending silly money on cooking equipment you never use, finding your old teacher on Hinge and breaking a New Years resolution to do a marathon with your mate. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Andrew Maxwell. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co....

Twitter Male Influencers, The AI Hype and How To Call Out Ed Miliband | SYLO #82 - Melissa Chen 11.02.2026 46:16

Annoying Twitter make influencers, surviving your girlfriend still watching Christmas movies in February, seeing Ed Miliband every time you go for a morning run and our takes on the AI hype. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Melissa Chen. Follow Melissa: X - https://x.com/MsMelChen?s=20 Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @tr...

Young People Leaving The UK, Celebrity Boxing Picks and Local Coffee Shops | SYLO #81 - Adam Brooks 04.02.2026 47:47

Your son's first haircut being done by his grandpa, celebrity boxing, local artisan coffee shops and would it be better for young people to leave the country for a better future? Francis Foster sorts your life out with Adam Brooks. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketin...

Enjoying Your Own Company, Kissing Up To Your Bosses and Bad Breath | SYLO #80 - Will Kingston 28.01.2026 43:16

Chatty neighbours with bad breath, enjoying your own company over relationships and kissing up to your bosses at work. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Will Kingston. Follow Will: X - https://x.com/WillKingston?s=20 YouTube - ⁨@FireatWillPod⁩ Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Franci...

HR Manager Starmer, Your Date Loving Zack Polanski and UK PM Donald Trump?!? | SYLO #79 - Emma Webb 21.01.2026 39:46

How would Britain look if Donald Trump were Prime Minister, finding out your date loves Zack Polanski and how to get your personality back fro the social media algorithms. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Emma Webb Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerp...

Women Are Horrible, Your Wife Tracking Your Location and Clean Eating | SYLO #78 - Lewis Schaffer 14.01.2026 27:37

Your wife tracking your phone location, not letting your kids go to a relatives because they don't eat clean and women being horrible. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lewis Schaffer. Follow Lewis: X - https://x.com/LewisSchaffer YouTube - @lewisschafferlive Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGE...

Refusing To Stand For A Minute Silence, Rent Increases and Standing Desks | SYLO #77 - Mike Graham 07.01.2026 40:54

An uncle leaving his estate to his gay lover, standing desks being installed at work, rent increases and refusing to stand for a minute silence. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Mike Graham. Follow Mike - @themikegrahamshow Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing...

Why New Year Is Overrated, Conspiracy Videos and Posting Emotional Breakdowns Online | SYLO #76 31.12.2025 22:26

A husband with a secret separate savings account, being sent conspiracy videos on WhatsApp and a friend posting emotional breakdowns online. Francis Foster sorts your life out for an overrated New Year! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - In...

What Christmas Is All About, Flirty Wives and Open Warfare With Your Neighbours | SYLO #75 24.12.2025 24:59

Open warfare with your neighbours, quitting school for a TikTok career and your wife flirting with waiters to get free drinks. Francis Foster sorts your life out for Christmas! Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 04:53 - My Neighbour K...

Drink Driving, Meaningful Jobs and Lecturous Girlfriends | SYLO #74 - Amanda Baker 17.12.2025 38:18

Refusing to get a job until you find something meaningful, driving after four pints and girlfriend's lecturing the entire family. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Amanda Baker. Amanda's Comedy Courses - https://tickettailor.com/events/amandabaker Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Fr...

Dating Older Men, Quitting Your Job and Women At Work Being Handsy | SYLO #73 - Ric Diez 10.12.2025 36:05

Young women dating older men, wanting to quit your job for a business venture and women at work touching you. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Ric Diez. Follow Ric: X - https://x.com/sadmanric Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/ YouTube - @SadManRic Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TR...

Neighbours Opening Your Parcels and Creepy Comments At A Barbecue | SYLO #72 - Lee Hurst 03.12.2025 44:33

Creepy comments about your outfit from a friends' husband, neighbours opening your parcels and finding out your boyfriend is still subscribed to his ex's OnlyFans. Francis Foster sorts your life out with Lee Hurst. Follow Lee: Website - https://leehurst.com Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry...

Coming to America, Britain's Gift to the World, Lying on CVs and Family Borrowing Money | SYLO #71 26.11.2025 35:19

The recent TRIGGERnometry trip to America, family members borrowing money, no longer finding your partner sexually attractive and finding out your husband is watching porn at work. Find me on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/francisjfoster/?hl=en https://x.com/francisjfoster? @triggerpod Advertise on TRIGGERnometry/ Francis Foster: marketing@triggerpod.co.uk 00:00 - Intro 04:43 - Being Back...