The Foolosophers

This week we discuss the crazy Netflix documentary "Maternal Instincts", 4th of July shenanigans, and what to do when your toilet refuses to do it's job. We love you guys! Please follow and tell a friend to do the same!!

Hey friends, this week we discuss bad dates, why Amy isn't invited to things, and the very real fear of spontaneously bursting into flames. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your weird neighbor to listen. We love ya!

This week we discuss a kiddo with the best stuffy ever, a man who wants to bring more atmosphere to the cemetery, and what ick is too icky for you. Please listen and tell a friend to listen too!! Love ya!

Hey friends! This week Amy and Jen discuss gross names for private parts, questionable healthy habits and if would you do them, and how to have a not so lame birthday party. Grab your favorite feral raccoon and take a listen! We love you!!

This week we discuss Amy's fancy self flushing toilet, what not to store in your lady purse, how to flamingo a friend, and our thoughts on the dork from Trust Me. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your mom to listen. We love you!!

Hey, we are back!! Sorry for the delay, but we had ALL the technical difficulties! This week we discuss the documentary on Netflix about The Crash, Amy's weird poop issues, and what to do if your boyfriend thinks babies are ugly and stupid. Please tell a friend!

This week we discuss why the world would be a better place if everyone said I love you to everyone they meet and why secret ingredients should stay secret. Please tell a friend, rate, review, subcribe & all the good things!! We love you.

Hey guys! We are back :) Amy survived Florida, mostly unscathed, & Jen realized her crow dream may be dead on arrival. Listen and tell and friend to listen too! We love you!!

to let you know we will be a little late this week. Amy's on a well earned vacation, so we will record later this week. See you soon!

This week we discuss word origins, the shenanigans of Florida Women, and play a game of guess the Ebay listing. Listen and learn all about DTF St. Louis and peroni's disease. We are all over the place this week!! Tell a friend, tell your dad, and leave a rating and a review! Love you!

Hey Fools! This week we discuss all the important issues, like why a crow should be your friend, why oysters aren't the best for a hangover, and if going pantsless is the wave of the future. Listen, tell a friend, tell a crow, and know we love ya!

Amy and Jen have some great business ideas! Would you like to invest in a cheerleading camp in a backyard destroyed by dogs or a retirement home where anything goes? It's all so exciting!! Listen to this episode and learn about some classic Florida men & other foolishness. We love you, so tell your friends to listen! (Especially you, you new Canadian listeners!!)

This week we discuss thing we have done that our parents would be ashamed of, why you should never wrestle a child, and the best way to sneak lunch meat on a plane. Listen and tell a friend!!

Sorry we are a little late, but we are here now! This week we discuss a fear of school supplies, the drama of the new bachelorette, and what we would do if we were a man for a day. Listen, subscribe, and tell a friend how much you love our weirdness!

Amy just flew back from spring break, and boy are her arms tired! Listen as we discuss the desire to touch wild animals, if Hank's got a sexy moustache, and how far would you go to help a friend realize their weird dream. Oh, and Jen's great-grandparents had a lot of pictures of dead people. Tell a friend, tell a monkey, tell anyone you know to listen. WE LOVE YOU.

This week we discuss the secret lives of Trixie and Hank, how to pass time on vacation, and give some of the most bellybutton specific advice the world has seen. Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell your momma to listen!

Hello friends! This week we discuss rude parents, lazy spouses, and the subtle art of using a paper towel to cover a problem you don't want to deal with.

Hey you! This week we discuss if people should have a special place to pee outside, parents who are more than a little controlling, and the dangers of visiting a bar barefoot. Tell your friends, tell your enemoes, tell you dentist to listen and follow! We love you!

Hey! We actually met up in person this past weekend...and we didn't get arrested!! Listen to us discuss problematic song lyrics, gross things grandmas do to help cure illness, and would you carry your own spork and tongs? You've got to listen if you want to know what that means.

We discuss great documentaries, which include Charlie Sheen's ice cube butt, the Turpin family's amazing haircuts, and the transcendent talent of Catherine O'Hara. Fold the cheese, David!!

In this episode Amy and Jen discuss the work it takes to stay smooth like a baby, embarrassing sexy time incidents, and the twisty turny tale of true crime.

Amy discusses her desire for a shake plate, we talk who to boo, and what is Grimace anyway? All things people need to know!!

Amy and Jen discuss the importance of having a "bar name", the benefits of being able to boo people who annoy you, and why true crime is our jam.

Jen and Amy discuss the pros and cons of trash tv, why AI is the worst, and why making resolutions is a road to sadness.

In this episode, Jen and Amy discuss the joys of Wigmas, the laziness of holiday breaks, and how many children is just too many.