The Film Reroll

We conclude the Empire Strikes Back of Halloween movies. Joz kidnaps her father. Scott goes for a swim. Andy shoots a ghost. Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Paulo Quiros – DM

Halloween returns one year later with new ghastly horrors and a whole lot of wholesome goofiness. Spooooky. Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Paulo Quiros – DM

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure is still totally going, dude! It’s totally amazing! And also kinda bogus at times. But mostly amazing! Jocelyn Vammer – Bill S. Preston Esq. Scott Aiello – Ted “Theodore” Logan Paulo Quiros – DM

We totally play Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure! Scott is most triumphant! Joz is totally bodacious! Jocelyn Vammer – Bill S. Preston Esq. Scott Aiello – Ted “Theodore” Logan Paulo Quiros – DM

E.T. comes to its thrilling conclusion! Joz presses buttons! Jon slap-chops his enemies! Andy loses an arm! Pitr commits some war crimes! Jon Miller – E.T. Jocelyn Vammer – Jake Rauhe Andy Hoover – Barry Pitr Strait – Bery Paulo Quiros – DM

We’re back with more E.T. and his adventures on Earth! Pitr does an interpretive dance! Andy procures an orangutan! Joz learns what disarming means! Jon subjugates the mind of the leader of the free world! Jon Miller – E.T. Andy Hoover – Dan Edwin Pitr Strait – Ana Kopas Jocelyn Vammer – Jake Rauhe Paulo Quiros – DM

Another episode of Alien! Jon takes two naps! Pitr sees a ghost! Paulo embraces his mortality! Joz kicks with boots! Jocelyn Vammer – Ripley Paulo Quiros – Brett Jon Miller – Kane Pitr Strait – Parker Andy Hoover – DM

We play through Alien. Pitr drinks a beer! Jon barks out commands! Paulo freaks out about cool stuff! Joz drives a spaceship! Jocelyn Vammer – Ripley Paulo Quiros – Dallas Jon Miller – Kane Pitr Strait – Parker Andy Hoover – DM

We continue E.T.! Andy falls off a bike! Joz shouts at the government! Pitr buys weed! Jon blows up a car! Jon Miller – E.T. Andy Hoover – Elliott Pitr Strait – Michael Jocelyn Vammer – Gertie Paulo Quiros – DM

We ruin E.T.! Jon pets a dog! Andy fetches apples! Pitr steals a bike! Joz is four! Jon Miller – E.T. Andy Hoover – Elliott Pitr Strait – Michael Jocelyn Vammer – Gertie Paulo Quiros – DM

We play O Brother, Where Art Thou! Andy is in a tight spot! Joz eats some blueberries! Paulo punches a dog! Andy Hoover – Ulysses Everett McGill Paulo Quiros – Pete Hogwallop Jocelyn Vammer – Delmar O’Donnell Jon Miller – DM

More Homeward Bound! We meet a friendly bear and have a good time! Scott Aiello – Shadow Joz Vammer – Chance Pitr Strait – Sassy Paulo Quiros – DM

We play Homeward Bound! Joz makes a furry friend! Pitr climbs on a sheep! Scott tells us all about Don Ameche! Scott Aiello – Shadow Joz Vammer – Chance Pitr Strait – Sassy Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Jumanji! Andy dodges a swarm of bees! Jon seduces a sleeping child! Pitr drinks a cognac and coffee! Joz punches a butterfly! Pitr Strait – Alan Joz Vammer – Sarah Andy Hoover – Charles Jon Miller – Anabelle Paulo Quiros – DM

We get through Stand By Me! Cursed Crutch! Cursed Crutch! Cursed Crutch! Cursed Crutch! Jon Miller – Gordie Lachance Paulo Quiros – Chris Chambers Pitr Strait – Teddy Duchamp Scott Aiello – Vern Tessio Andy Hoover – DM

We play through Stand By Me! Jon talks about Spider-man! Paulo holds two coffee cups! Scott pukes for 15 seconds! Pitr rolls to keep it in his pants! Jon Miller – Gordie Lachance Paulo Quiros – Chris Chambers Pitr Strait – Teddy Duchamp Scott Aiello – Vern Tessio Andy Hoover – DM

We finish Halloween! Andy hits a tree! Scott harasses a preacher! Joz helps a man through his grief! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Paulo Quiros – DM

We play Halloween on Halloween! Andy gets murdered! Scott can’t stop his British accent from coming out! Joz finds a sword! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Andy Hoover – Annie Brackett Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Paulo Quiros – DM

Our epic Oz saga comes to a thrilling conclusion! Our cast descends into actual madness! Joz is the worst messiah! Jocelyn Vammer – Dorothy Jon Miller – Tin Man Pitr Strait – Scarecrow Andy Hoover – Lion Paulo Quiros – DM

The Wizard of Oz epic continues! Pitr feeds a cat! Andy goes down some stairs! Jon visits a library! Joz rains dragon fire mercilessly upon the armies of Oz. Jocelyn Vammer – Dorothy Jon Miller – Tin Man Pitr Strait – Scarecrow Andy Hoover – Lion Paulo Quiros – DM

An action packed chapter of our ongoing Wizard of Oz saga! Joz kicks some monkeys! Jon sings flight of the Valkyries! Pitr jumps out a window! Andy attempts mind control! Jocelyn Vammer – Dorothy Jon Miller – Tin Man Pitr Strait – Scarecrow Andy Hoover – Lion Paulo Quiros – DM

We run through the Wizard of Oz. We stay with the original movie as long as we ever have, before going off the rails farther than we ever had. Jocelyn Vammer – Dorothy Jon Miller – Tin Man Pitr Strait – Scarecrow Andy Hoover – Lion Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Thelma & Louise! Joz ups her standards for violence. Carolyn answers the call of the step line dance. Andy interviews himself. Jocelyn Vammer – Louise Carolyn Faye Kramer – Thelma Andy Hoover – Brad Pitt Paulo Quiros – DM

We finish Jaws! At least one character in the movie gets a nice meal. Jon Miller – Brody Pitr Strait – Hooper Andy Hoover – Quint Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Jaws! Da-dum. Da-dum. Da-dumda-dumdadumdadum! Jon Miller – Brody Pitr Strait – Hooper Andy Hoover – Quint Paulo Quiros – DM