The Film Reroll

We take our best shot at the James Bond franchise! Andy dives away from an explosion! Carolyn hangs from a helicopter! Pitr prevents ecological disaster! Andy Hoover – James Bond Carolyn Faye Kramer – Pam Bouvier Pitr Strait – Felix leiter Paulo Quiros – DM

Goonies comes to a stunning end! Joz takes a shower! Andy loses his baseball bat! Scott goes hunting for ice cream! Pitr rolls for kinsey! Jon mind-controls an elevator! Andy Hoover – Mikey Joz Vammer – Brand Scott Aiello – Chunk Pitr Strait – Mouth Jon Miller – Data Paulo Quiros – DM

The Goonies hurtle towards a thrilling climax! Pitr threatens an old man! Andy kills a rat! Jon invents a white hole! Scott develops a penguin! Joz burns a baseball bat! Andy Hoover – Mikey Joz Vammer – Brand Scott Aiello – Chunk Pitr Strait – Mouth Jon Miller – Data Paulo Quiros – DM

Goonies proceeds on apace! Scott pushes some buttons! Joz runs from a librarian! Andy goes to prison! Jon communes with technology! Pitr shoots a president! Andy Hoover – Mikey Joz Vammer – Brand Scott Aiello – Chunk Pitr Strait – Mouth Jon Miller – Data Paulo Quiros – DM

We continue with Goonies! Pitr fires a gun! Andy insults an old lady! Scott breaks a pick-axe! Joz tears the bark off of trees! Jon tases again! Andy Hoover – Mikey Joz Vammer – Brand Scott Aiello – Chunk Pitr Strait – Mouth Jon Miller – Data Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Goonies! Scott gets dragged behind a boat! Pitr discharges a fire arm! Joz rips a mirror off a car! Andy invents a university! Jon makes a steampunk lantern! Andy Hoover – Mikey Joz Vammer – Brand Scott Aiello – Chunk Pitr Strait – Mouth Jon Miller – Data Paulo Quiros – DM

We conclude the John Wick saga! Paulo finds a sword! Joz destroys an elevator! Paulo Quiros – Iosef Tarasov Joz Vammer – Viggo Tarasov Andy Hoover – DM

We play through reverse John Wick! Joz buys a hotel! Paulo purchases a dog! Paulo Quiros – Iosef Tarasov Joz Vammer – Viggo Tarasov Andy Hoover – DM

We complete our Weekend At Bernie’s! Pitr calls a lawyer! Andy fights a talking head! Pitr Strait – Richard Andy Hoover – Larry Paulo Quiros – DM

Weekend at Bernie’s continues! Andy becomes a Sun God! Pitr has a diving accident! Bernie’s still dead! Pitr Strait – Richard Andy Hoover – Larry Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Weekend at Bernie’s! Pitr starts a conga line! Andy calls Margaret Thatcher! Pitr Strait – Richard Andy Hoover – Larry Paulo Quiros – DM

We conclude Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! Joz takes a romantic walk by a lake! Pitr plays catch! Andy gets a neck massage! Carolyn runs into a wall! Pitr Strait – Jimmy Joz Vammer – Sara Carolyn Faye Kramer – Samantha Andy Hoover – Paul Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through the fourth Friday the 13th movie, but I didn’t tell the players they were in a Friday the 13th movie. Insert evil laugh here. Pitr Strait – Jimmy Joz Vammer – Sara Carolyn Faye Kramer – Samantha Andy Hoover – Paul Paulo Quiros – DM

We finish Jurassic Park! Joz teaches swamp-walking! Pitr slaps a herbivore on the tush! Jonathan sacrifices a lawyer! Andy donkey kong jumps over a dinosaur! Scott shouts at raptors about math! Jonathan West – Alan Grant Joz Vammer – Ellie Sattler Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Pitr Strait – Robert Muldoon Andy Hoover – Tim & Lex Murphy Paulo Quiros – DM

We’re back with more Jurassic Park! Jonathan climbs a fence! Andy stands on a grate! Scott sends a jeep down the five-hole! Joz tries to bite a dinosaur! Pitr goes for a stroll! Jonathan West – Alan Grant Joz Vammer – Ellie Sattler Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Pitr Strait – Donald Gennaro Andy Hoover – Tim & Lex Murphy Paulo Quiros – DM

Andy talks to himself! Pitr falls in a river! Scott bribes a helicopter pilot! Jonathan slaps a child! Joz threatens Samuel L Jackson with scissors! Welcome to Jurassic Park! Jonathan West – Alan Grant Joz Vammer – Ellie Sattler Scott Aiello – Ian Malcolm Pitr Strait – Donald Gennaro Andy Hoover – Tim & Lex Murphy Paulo Quiros – DM

We finish Rogue One! Pitr sets off fireworks! Joz plays dead! Scott becomes captain of the tiramisu! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Pitr Strait – K-2SO Paulo Quiros – DM

We’re back to Rogue One! Scott makes hand gestures! Pitr gets footie slippers! Joz looks for a bar! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Pitr Strait – K-2SO Paulo Quiros – DM

We conclude From Dusk Till Dawn! Jon flips a table! Scott starts taking hearts! Pitr succeeds an acting roll! Joz becomes Jean-Claude Van Damme! Tim refuses to die! Jon Miller – Seth Gecko Joz Vammer – Richie Gecko Scott Aiello – Jacob Fuller Pitr Strait – Katherine Fuller Tim Nolan – Scott Fuller Paulo Quiros – DM

We play From Dusk Till Dawn! Jon flips a table! Joz gets stunned! Tim laughs on mic! Pitr orders tacos! Scott punches Cheech Marin! Jon Miller – Seth Gecko Joz Vammer – Richie Gecko Scott Aiello – Jacob Fuller Pitr Strait – Katherine Fuller Tim Nolan – Scott Fuller Paulo Quiros – DM

Rogue One continues! Scott runs into a wall! Joz gives hair as a present! Pitr punches the ground! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Pitr Strait – K-2SO Paulo Quiros – DM

We’re back with Rogue Two! Pitr talks to himself! Joz trusts nobody! Scott shoots a priest! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Pitr Strait – K-2SO Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through Rogue One, a Star Wars Story! Scott tortures a prisoner! Pitr successfully does an accent! Joz runs a stick along a wall! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Pitr Strait – K-2SO Paulo Quiros – DM

We finish Home Alone! Joz runs in the snow! Paulo goes butt-first out a window! Pitr comes upon the edge of madness! Joz Vammer – Kevin Pitr Strait – Harry Paulo Quiros – Marv Jon Miller – DM

Keep the change, you filthy animal. Joz Vammer – Kevin Pitr Strait – Harry Paulo Quiros – Marv Jon Miller – DM