The Film Reroll

I was going to the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Chewbacca Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Lane Moore – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Brandon Tyler Harris – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

The Turtles saga comes to a thrilling end! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Heroes in a halfshell! Turtle Power! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

The turtles reach their long dark pizza-time of the soul! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Turtles are back in action! Things are beginning to get slightly less tubular! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

All of them witches. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

Hocus Pocus, here we go again. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

I put a spell on you! And now you’re mine! Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Billy Butcherson Joz Vammer – DM

We continue loving our very existence as turtles! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Cowabunga Dudes! Andy eats some pizza! Joz shouts about Las Vegas! Jon falls off a building! Kara takes a human life! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Irregulars fly together! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Joz Vammer – DM

This one gets weird. Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

Irregulars fly together! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

The Mighty Ducks quack on! Except that’s not their team name in this version! They’re not the ducks!! What will they be called instead?!? What will it be?!?!? Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Ave...

We cross-check our way through Mighty Ducks! Quack Quack! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

Last Action Hero comes to a blistering conclusion! Paulo mourns a dear friend! Kara finds a huge hammer! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Last Action Hero blazes into the late middle of its second act! Paulo parachutes onto a coffin! Kara learns Kabbalah! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Last Action Hero blazes forward! Kara gets closer to God! Paulo works alone! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

We crash our way into Last Action Hero! Kara steals a knife! Paulo doesn’t look at an explosion! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

A wild Time Bandits appears! Joz babybjorns a head! Andy jumps off an obelisk! Kara finds out she doesn’t rule Ireland! Joz Vammer – Kevin Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Paulo Quiros – DM

Aliens comes to a climactic finale! Boom! Hiss! Ka-Pow! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Bishop Scott Aiello – Frost Jon Miller – DM

Aliens continues with more sweet Marine v Alien action. Joz fixes a tire. Andy wins at cards. Scott walks down a hall. Paulo does judo. Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Bishop Scott Aiello – Vasquez Jon Miller – DM

We return to our Aliens campaign already in progress! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Frost Scott Aiello – Vasquez Jon Miller – DM

We finish Halloween! Andy drives into a fence! Scott slaps his tummy! Joz goes for a swim! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Paulo Quiros – DM