The Film Reroll

Einstein discovers that time is actually bandits. Joz Vammer – Kevin Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element reaches it’s wild conclusion. The Earth hangs in the balance. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element enters its trial by Fire. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element strides upwards into element 3, or as you call it, air. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element plays around under element number two, which you might know as Earth. Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Ka’el Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element takes its time exploring the Third Element, a.k.a. water! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

The Fifth Element takes a hard right turn! Scott punches the ceiling! Andy goes for a swim! Joz drives a car! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – David Paulo Quiros – DM

Turns out it’s not heart, it’s Milla Jovovich! Scott gets cat food in his eyes! Andy researches spaceships! Joz slide tackles an alien! Joz Vammer – Leeloo Andy Hoover – Vito Cornelius Scott Aiello – Korben Dallas Paulo Quiros – DM

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Paulo starts a hockey team! Andy plays backgammon! Lisa distributes hats! Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

It’s Thanksgiving! Lisa draws up a contract. Andy sets up chairs. Paulo steals a ham. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

Believing in yourself, that was your first fuck-up. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Kara goes to the doctor. Joz talks to the police. Andy tries to punch an old man. Paulo makes love to the universe. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Halloween is here. Spookiness and Fear. Fun for all that children call their frightful time of year. Andy Hoover – Charlie Brown Paulo Quiros – Lucy Van Pelt Lisa Kopitsky – Snoopy Joz Vammer – DM

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

Galaxy Quest! Kara yells at actors! Paulo takes a bath! Joz eats a taco! Andy repairs a spaceship! Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Jon Miller – DM

The gang pretend to be actors in a movie portraying actors in a tv show who think they’re in a tv show when they’re really in real life. Paulo Quiros – Jason Nesmith Kara Strait – Sir Alexander Dane Joz Vammer – Gwen DeMarco Andy Hoover – Fred Kwan Alex Demers – Guy Fleegman Jon Miller – DM

A funny thing happened on the way to the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Selan Vis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Trix Saldana Jon Miller – Orri Nellis Sheria Mattis – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

Rogue 2 is back, and this time it’s got attitude . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Luisa Menzen – Mira Ruun Paulo Quiros – DM

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father . . . Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Tim Nolan – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

In which all the players find that circumstances are not quite what they seem. Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Lisa Kopitsky – DM

In which our heroes plot and conspire to find the murderer among them. Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Kara Strait – Mrs. White Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Lisa Kopitsky – DM

In which our heroes arrive at a mysterious mansion at the beckoning of an interested friend. Andy Hoover – Colonel Mustard Kara Strait – Mrs. White Scott Aiello – Professor Plum Joz Vammer – Miss Scarlet Carolyn Faye Kramer – Mrs. Peacock Paulo Quiros – Mr. Green Lisa Kopitsky – DM

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Greg Taubman – Bitho Parras Paulo Quiros – DM

I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Kleeshak Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Mason Konrad – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM