The Film Pigs Podcast

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. The Film Pigs sit down with S.E. Hinton's classic tale of cuddle-prone and generally shirtless street punks on the run for the self-defense murder of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog model. Hugs! ( IMDb ) SPECIAL NOTE: This commentary is for "The Outsiders - The Complete Novel (Two-Disc Special Edition)" DVD - not the the...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. Is it just us or is "Pottersville," the version of Bedford Falls where George Bailey never existed, the most AWESOME PLACE EVER?!!! It's got neon lights, dance halls, and titty bars galore! For some reason George thinks life is better without those things, which makes him a douche bag. Pay attention to how much EVERYBODY in...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. For a movie called "Saw," there is an alarming lack of "sawing" - of arms, legs, heads, wooden planks, trees, anything. However, there is plenty of terrifying acting from Carey Elwwwwwwes, who spends most of the movie in a life-or-death struggle with his accent. Plus, there is the obligatory pointless twist ending that pave...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. We are going to hell. Which should be more fun than watching this movie. The Bible is really confusing. ( IMDb )

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. There is a moment in this movie where an indignant Will Smith berates Eva Mendes for criticizing his job as a "date doctor" by making the point that women are too stupid and shallow to recognize the true qualities of a man. Therefore, men are justified in crafting elaborate lies in order to falsely win their affections. And...

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. And you thought previous performances from DeNiro and Stiller were embarrassing. The Film Pigs stagger through the most contrived screwball-family-comedy-barely-disguised-as-an- excuse-for-poop-jokes movie starring actors whose performances used to matter. Lifetime gross: $279 million. Why, America? Why? ( IMDb )

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. The Film Pigs learn an important lesson about the environment in an action-thriller-blockbuster that, after a great first hour of destruction, combines the excitement of a summit on global warming with the pulse-pounding adventure of Dennis Quaid walking! In snowshoes!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. When someone dies in a state of rage, a grudge is born. When the Film Pigs are forced to watch a PG-13 horror movie, aggravation is born.

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie. Film Pigs commentary track to be played with your movie, for the authentic theater-going experience of having 3 jackasses mouthing off during the show.